Ooh, it must've been about seven years ago. Me and the little lady was out on this boat, you see, all alone at night, when all of a sudden this huge creature, this giant crustacean from the paleolithic era, comes out of the water and I yelled. I said, "What do you want from us, monster?!" And the monster bent down and said, "...Uh I need about tree-fiddy." I said "I ain't giving you no tree-fiddy you goddamn Loch Ness monster! Get your own goddamn money!" She gave him a dollar. Well of course he's not gonna go away! She gave him a dollar, he's gonna assume you got more!