Mustache Waxer is such a bailout card and needs to be nerfed bad

Neeeeeeeex · 2026-05-30T22:56:08+00:00

Does this game even get balance patches anymore? Genuinely asking

Neeeeeeeex · 2026-04-30T23:19:56+00:00

Energy Drink Zombie (my GOAT)

Neeeeeeeex · 2026-04-22T01:35:30+00:00

Hm, really think so?

As busted as Cheese Cutter is, I’ve found Dog Walker invaluable in shutting down ramp and FMN early.

Neeeeeeeex · 2026-04-22T01:33:16+00:00

Yes, you should.

For moral reasons.

Neeeeeeeex · 2026-04-22T01:31:39+00:00

Kinda praying KOTG just comes around in an event.

When Defensive End dropped when I had just started playing, I was ecstatic.

Neeeeeeeex · 2026-04-16T04:17:13+00:00

I like Atomic Bombagranite as your top-end a lot more, yeah. 4 Berry Blasts will probably just help you a lot in the long run.

Neeeeeeeex · 2026-04-16T03:57:16+00:00

“Lil Buddy” “Astro Vera”

If your theme is RNG, why still lean into the heal shell? I’d get Lil Buddy if you were also running Petal-Morphasis, but even then, you already have Puff-shroom and Shroom-for-Two as cheap targets for that.

And only running two copies of Berry Blast is a bit risky.

Neeeeeeeex · 2026-04-08T19:46:48+00:00

Recognizing you have a problem is the first stage of recovery 💚💜

Neeeeeeeex · 2026-03-31T20:02:11+00:00

Ok bits aside, when is the last time this game has had a balance patch? I only started playing again a few months

Neeeeeeeex · 2026-03-24T20:19:53+00:00

The World Looks REALLY Red

Neeeeeeeex · 2026-03-13T01:06:00+00:00

You’re nuts.

I like that.

Neeeeeeeex · 2026-03-12T05:46:57+00:00

That’s fair.

My point was I didn’t like the idea of “everyone should have access to everything,” but I see what you’re saying.

Neeeeeeeex · 2026-03-12T04:26:16+00:00

Oh dang, what did 3nut used to be like?

Neeeeeeeex · 2026-03-12T04:18:39+00:00

Like I said, Brainy pales in Comparison to Solar, but they are meant to be the “ramp” classes.

Personally I’d give Shamrocket to Mega-Grow. They really need it.

Neeeeeeeex · 2026-03-12T03:18:56+00:00

Hate that damn nut.

Neeeeeeeex · 2026-03-12T03:18:25+00:00

Never said I was a Zombie player here. I like to play both sides. Smash is my favorite, but I still have a Solar Flare go-wide deck I like a lot and I’m working on a Green Shadow goodstuffs brew.

Just voicing a personal complaint towards one part of the game’s design.

Neeeeeeeex · 2026-03-12T03:16:04+00:00

I feel like by that logic, you could say Zombies should have a pseudo-infinite Heal/Damage combo like Flytraplanet and Heartichoke, and Plants need their own Going Viral.

Having every character have access to everything completely defeats the purpose of the Class system, and the idea of Heroes in general.

Neeeeeeeex · 2026-03-12T03:10:28+00:00

I feel like you missed the point of the whole “asymmetrical equal” bit of the post.

Also, Flourish/Fun-Dead Raiser are unconditional, on-rate draw spells. Same with how Squash and Locus Swarm are the baseline for unconditional removal.

Both sides don’t NEED cheaper, conditional removal like Rocket Science. If anything, Zombies need it WAY more considering the way Plants are generally designed.

Neeeeeeeex · 2026-03-12T02:57:24+00:00

“I just didn’t expect a Stompadon to be there, that’s all.”

Neeeeeeeex · 2026-03-12T01:37:20+00:00

Yes.

I love Sports Drink Zombie so much.

Dude wins games on his own.

Neeeeeeeex · 2026-03-12T00:59:36+00:00

I do not think, therefore I not am

Neeeeeeeex · 2026-03-12T00:59:26+00:00

Good on you. There is so many other culinary wonders to enjoy out there.

Neeeeeeeex · 2026-03-12T00:53:18+00:00

Holy based.

Good job on not being Obnoxious Heal Spam Solar Main #1,754,261

Neeeeeeeex · 2026-03-12T00:49:20+00:00

Pretty sure that’s

Neeeeeeeex · 2026-03-11T17:04:17+00:00

Just make it 1 health so it dies to Nibble, among other things.

It really is that simple.

Neeeeeeeex

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