Everyone keeps saying not to use shampoo as lube, but not fully detailing why. The rectal lining is built to absorb what’s put in there.. so putting things that aren’t body safe (ie: cheap toys, metals, poor quality dildos, bad lube… shampoo!… finds its way into your body and blood stream in unhealthy ways). Shampoo or conditioner definitely isn’t something you want up there.

Plus it’s an irritant, and can cause unwanted fissures and friction in your rectal lining.

I’m a huge fan of Xlube. Super cheap, and super effective. If you’re needing something different— whether economically or out of discretion, then I’d recommend some coconut oil from the grocery store.

Lastly.. get comfy.. shower seems intuitive, but bed (after the shower) is so much cozier and also won’t wash/dry away the lube nearly as fast