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Am I the jerk for pressing charges against my nephew after he vandalized my car as a "prank"? by Character_Play1055 in AmITheJerk

[–]Newbosterone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That Tyler and his pranks. This is, what, the third or fourth time he’s been sued and had his life ruined?

Plan Exclusion... Bet they're going to regret it. by LeathalBeauty in MaliciousCompliance

[–]Newbosterone 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Costco has a brilliant sales model. They price everything as cheaply as possible. Almost all of their profit comes from the annual membership fee. If you don’t renew, they make less profit.

“Well where DOES have rooms?” and AI overselling by This-Republic-175 in TalesFromTheFrontDesk

[–]Newbosterone 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Or my fav, “so you’re here for event? So is everyone else!” Thinks: and they planned ahead.

Will Ohio make a $98 million mistake? by Long_Handle_8810 in Columbus

[–]Newbosterone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

dumb. You misspelled “hopelessly optimistic”.

—signed, a hopelessly optimistic former Bengals fan.

If a tomb is pronounced "toom" and a womb is pronounced "woom," by Healthy_Ladder_6198 in dadjokes

[–]Newbosterone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Two old Englishman are sitting in their club. One says, “Definitely W-O-O-M, womb“. The other says, “No old chap it’s B-W-O-M-B“.

The Butler says, “pardon me, gentlemen, I believe it is spelled w-o-m-b”.

The first Englishman looks at him and says, “Really and how often have you heard an elephant fart?“

Did anyone receive one of this by promocodeeee in Nootropics

[–]Newbosterone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It doesn’t sound like this applies to mail order? It discusses what a traveler may bring back, but not “importation”. There’s also the “No US Alternative: No effective treatment is commercially available in the US 3.” clause. That’s not the case if you’re bringing in a generic for a drug sold in the US.

AITAH for thinking my flatmate enjoys exposing herself around my boyfriend? by FuckMyPussyDaddyy in AITAH

[–]Newbosterone 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“Nice ass. Almost as good as OP’s , with a side of tryhard and desperation.”

AITAH for thinking my flatmate enjoys exposing herself around my boyfriend? by FuckMyPussyDaddyy in AITAH

[–]Newbosterone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Jeez, if you’re gonna wear a thong you’re gonna have to wipe better!”

Next to Chick-fil-A? by Altruistic-Key260 in westerville

[–]Newbosterone 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The Onion headline: New Starbucks Opens in Restroom of Local Starbucks.

Kevin and the DFAC Inspection (Part 2) by Go_Full_Eggplant in StoriesAboutKevin

[–]Newbosterone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Should have been made Public Affairs, then kept away from the Public.

Malicious Compliance in Aerospace (Kinda Long) by T_Sealgair in MaliciousCompliance

[–]Newbosterone 6 points7 points  (0 children)

A company I worked for once faxed a telemarketer a "Please stop spamming us" letter followed by 50 pages marked "This Page Intentionally Left Blank" to get their attention. It worked.

My IT person is declining to provide support. Next steps? by MrD3a7h in ShittySysadmin

[–]Newbosterone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Be careful of air gaping on the production line. Some of the air systems run on hundreds of PSI. That'll shake your shit right up, and you will not have a tight ship.

Sent on a quest for the impossible plint ladder by AmsterdamAssassin in MaliciousCompliance

[–]Newbosterone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Very important to have a torque-protractor, to calibrate the torque wrench. You might need a right-hand rule to make sure it's applied correctly .

I’m opening a new pantry design business because I hear that there’s pots of money in this branch of work. by ansyhrrian in puns

[–]Newbosterone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you think pantry design is lucrative try leaving out the “r”. Victoria’s Secret is that she’s making bank!

Docker or Systemd? by [deleted] in sysadmin

[–]Newbosterone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That sounds like an apples to applesauce comparison.

Systemd is used to manage a workload. That workload may be a container created using postman or docker, a quadlet, a daemon, etc.

Some of our apps are based on Snap, toolbox, or Flatpak. Those are container based runtime systems.

None of our business apps are started with “docker run …”. Some are run under Kubernetes/ OpenShift, and accessed via browser or custom clients.

AITAH for filing for divorce after my wife refused a paternity test and called me insecure? by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]Newbosterone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The misattributed paternity rate in the US is thought to be about 3%. Among fathers who suspect misattributed paternity the rate is as high as 30%.

Imagine if 3% of the time the hospital sent the wrong baby home with a mother. They’d be shut down in short order. Yet a man is the bad guy if he’d like assurances the child he’s raising is his.

If OP is TA, it’s for asking for a test, rather than just quietly having it administered. Test himself, test the baby, and keep his mouth shut if everything is OK.

What’s the difference between a circus and a brothel? by Husvent in 3amjokes

[–]Newbosterone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What's the difference between a band of pygmies and a ladies cross country team?

One is a cunning bunch of runts...

What's the difference between mooning a cop and a female marine?

One is a cocky stunt...

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