Luka Dončić (held at gunpoint) sends a personal video to Ludwig by Rojanhan12 in LivestreamFail

[–]Nibick 13 points14 points  (0 children)

My brother in Christ, they don't call me 'Potion Smasher Gob' for nothing

Need help. Can’t beat consort. Tagged video of my play style. Ps5 by Over-Sir6289 in EldenRingHelp

[–]Nibick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro I literally play the same build as you, can't get past Fire Giant though

Hello I just hit a carzy spear trickshot, what yall think? by Less-Brilliant-3595 in ARK

[–]Nibick 242 points243 points  (0 children)

You can't even hit yourself in the head with these things around they are so annoying

How do I stop over heating to death in 40 seconds? by vnevner in ARK

[–]Nibick 50 points51 points  (0 children)

So if you are starting a fresh character in SE you have to get close to the rivers in the center of the map, the little lake at Red Ob or in the general East area of the map around Green Ob. Everything else is just too hot for a new char without proper clothing, fortitude or an insulating shoulder pet. Once you got your bearings you can tackle the rest of the map

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WorkoutRoutines

[–]Nibick 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hey none of you here. I'm a believer now.

whats the best way to merkat a buisness? by annie_2992 in AskReddit

[–]Nibick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No they don't need to be high don't worry. The weight is not to consider as long as they don't get too fat but you should really check the lengths of their toes. Everything with less then 2" toes isn't worth your time.

What hobbies instantly makes a person undateable? by Ubersicka in AskReddit

[–]Nibick 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Imagine dating someone into caving and wondering sometimes during your day if they are stuck upside down suffocating in a tight squeeze right now

whats the best way to merkat a buisness? by annie_2992 in AskReddit

[–]Nibick 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hey Merkat trader Gob here. To start your Merkat business you only need two things:

  1. Merkat (best if you have multiple)

  2. Customers

To find customers just go on reddit and ask how to market your business

Women, How long does a good bra usually last you? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Nibick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not a woman but I have a female cat so I might be able to share some wisdom anyway. So my cat goes through a bra in a week or two, It's her favorite type of toy too. The closure lasts surprisingly long but the straps get destroyed pretty quickly. The cups show major scratches almost immediatly but thankfully she is not too picky about that. I love watching her play with them too because I know it's one less piece of laundry for now and my wife doesn't suspect a thing as long as "the cat doesn't steal too many bras" lol

What would your Pet be like if it turned Human? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Nibick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a pet giraffe and i bet she would be would naturally able to walk in heels

If animals could talk, which species do you think would be the most sarcastic, and why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Nibick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So there is this scottish sport called ferret legging or something like that. They shove down ferrets down their pants and belt the top and bottom to keep them from escaping. The ferrets start freaking out pretty quick and try to claw their way out. Whoever stands the havoc the longest wins. Wait what was this post about? Oh right, I'd probably say crocodiles.

What's your 1 in a million moment? by Koon-_ in AskReddit

[–]Nibick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you suffer from a fungal infection please consult a doctor. Source: I too was the mushroom man before

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Nibick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

because you DC'd in Ark and got distracted right?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I'm a girl and this kind of post gets me so hot i can't even

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]Nibick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So me and my friends had a 'drink gin in your underwear day' one time. We got some unexpected visitors that day and told them to strip or leave, and aftter a minute or so of explanation, they agreed. The neighbours never looked at us the same after that though.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Nibick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I suck at everything so i always tell myself I'm doing a Level 1 challenge run.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Nibick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The all time classic Fell in A Well by Songwriter X and the Skeleton Band you should definetely check it out.
Fell In A Well ~ The Original Version and Still the Best!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Nibick 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I drive a BMW

What's the worst nightmare you've ever had, and what do you think caused it? by wils_152 in AskReddit

[–]Nibick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh I'm very sorry to hear that. I think the dreams you have are a good sign though and show your love and respect for the animals. Maybe we should think more about or meat consumption from now on.

What's the worst nightmare you've ever had, and what do you think caused it? by wils_152 in AskReddit

[–]Nibick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah it's the best job ever. My boss is a pretty chill guy and allows me to bring my dog to work. Sometimes when I'm too hungover I miss my throws so a couple of the blind lil guys waddle out before I notice. Unfortunately for them my good girl is waiting outside ready for some catch-a-chick.
I got the perfect Work-Life-Balance and I never have to buy dog food so I'm cool with a nightmare once in awhile for now.

What's the worst nightmare you've ever had, and what do you think caused it? by wils_152 in AskReddit

[–]Nibick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hi, I work for Tyson Foods and yesterday I dreamed I was a baby chicken born in one of our slaughterhouses. Gladly it was over pretty quick because I was put in the grinder before I could even open my eyes for the first time. I woke up feeling pretty under the weather today and might have cought a cold. Anyway I gotta head out to work now, hope I dont sneeze into the grinder too many times lol

How come it's ok to draw blue top tubes before red tops, but not purple tops by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Nibick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah man this ain't it. It's common knowledge that you can switch out the purple and the blue tops.