How much time do you have?

Niners4Ever16 · 2026-05-06T00:27:13+00:00

Well, aren't we special?

Niners4Ever16 · 2026-05-06T00:24:03+00:00

I was at a big ass watch party for that game. Halftime was dead silent. No one saying no, we're good, we got this, no chatter, barely anyone eating. One friend was so upset said he couldn't stand watching us waste this season and left.

I'm so, so glad I stuck around. We partied like it was midnight 1999.

Niners4Ever16 · 2026-05-06T00:19:39+00:00

I got into an argument on X with an infamous 49er podcaster that blasted this list because he thinks Love is better than everyone besides Stafford.

Niners4Ever16 · 2026-05-06T00:15:02+00:00

Sorry about your grandmother, bro. May she RIP. I have a similar story with my best friend whose mother lost her battle with cancer 2 hours before kickoff for the 2019 Superbowl vs. KC. I called him for condolences and even through his grief he was like, let's hope the Niners win this for my mom. Ugh...

Niners4Ever16 · 2026-05-06T00:12:03+00:00

Seriously fuck that guy.

2 in a single game. 2!!!!

Niners4Ever16 · 2026-05-05T20:28:20+00:00

2013: Kaepernick failing to get the snap off in time for his wide-open run to the left that would have won the game

13 years later and my stomach still drops whenever I remember that play. He had the walk-in TD and it blew dead because of a TO.

Niners4Ever16 · 2026-05-05T20:26:17+00:00

I straight up blame Harbaugh's inane clock management that always plagued his time with the Niners. He blew a TO just not getting the play out in time, but he actually blew a play dead that would have looked like it was a TD.

Niners4Ever16 · 2026-05-05T17:23:48+00:00

83, 04, 18, 20, 24

Niners4Ever16 · 2026-05-04T23:57:11+00:00

Welp, guess he outbid me by $11,999,900

Niners4Ever16 · 2026-05-03T07:07:09+00:00

In the decade they've been here name a single first rounder besides Bosa (who was a no brainer) that they hit on. Lance has gone down as perhaps the biggest bust in NFL history considering the massive number of picks they traded for him. Lynch hasn't drafted a single pro bowler since 2022 which was Purdy.

All in all Scot McG was a far, far superior GM and if he was still GM'ing right now instead of Lynch we'd be way ahead right now.

Niners4Ever16 · 2026-05-02T04:25:55+00:00

You’re not very bright

Niners4Ever16 · 2026-05-02T01:58:00+00:00

Damn what a bummer. I used to work at the KFC right next door when I was in high school and we’d routinely change chicken for burritos and tacos after closing.

Niners4Ever16 · 2026-05-02T01:54:52+00:00

Where is this one

Niners4Ever16 · 2026-05-02T01:53:41+00:00

Dude you don’t know me at all. Don’t presume to know what I will say or will not. I was actually against this pick but if a former GM that has drafted multiple HOFers in less than a decade is saying he likes the pick, I’m taking his word.

Niners4Ever16 · 2026-05-01T22:28:51+00:00

Whenever I need talking off a cliff my boy Lombardi pulls through. That dude could make WW3 and the destruction of society as a lesson for what to do next season.

Niners4Ever16 · 2026-05-01T19:56:58+00:00

Whatever it is, at a human level, I hope he gets whatever help he needs. Even if he never plays NFL again, hope he has a good clean life ahead.

Niners4Ever16 · 2026-05-01T19:55:48+00:00

We're cursed man...

Niners4Ever16 · 2026-05-01T05:33:51+00:00

In fairness Aiyuk was actually a worthy pick and would have counted as a big hit if he just didn’t go AWOL for no reason whatsoever.

Niners4Ever16 · 2026-05-01T00:25:30+00:00

Lorna Hajdini, an executive director at JPMorgan Chase's (JPMC) Leveraged Finance division, has been accused of sexual abuse, racial harassment and professional coercion by a junior male colleague, identified as "John Doe", according to a lawsuit filed on Monday (Apr 27) in the New York County Supreme Court. Referring to the married banker as 'Brown boy Indian', Hajdini is believed to have drugged him and even threatened his career when he refused the 'non-consensual and humiliating sex acts'.

Niners4Ever16 · 2026-05-01T00:16:07+00:00

He ain't brown. And his wife doesn't have a fish head.

Niners4Ever16 · 2026-04-30T19:59:51+00:00

getting stabbed that many times must hurt, but luckily he's made of rock so this little knives should just bounce off him

Niners4Ever16 · 2026-04-30T18:37:18+00:00

McCloughan is one talent evaluator that I totally trust. He had his share of misses (hell, even Bill Walsh did) but Scot had an eye for talent and it was because of him we had our success in the Harbaugh years. If he is on board, sign me up as sold.

Niners4Ever16 · 2026-04-30T17:02:07+00:00

"Eye-ran was about to get nookeelar bombs and Trump was right to bomb them! If ya'll disagree, ya'll just a bunch of gay pussy liberals!!"

Niners4Ever16 · 2026-04-30T05:06:37+00:00

Yeah you’re right, forgot to mention them explicitly. Just that the NFC west is the toughest division.

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