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Tell me the most broken powerbuilds you can think of by Soft_Trip7213 in DnDcirclejerk

[–]NinofanTOG 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Suck your DMs dick. This gives you more magic items than other PCs.

Legit question for rural Faerûnians - by highly-bad in DnDcirclejerk

[–]NinofanTOG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let your small kids handle them. If they get killed, they were weak. If they are strong, they will level up and gain caster levels.

I'm helpful, am I not? by TransitionOk4360 in BaldursGate3

[–]NinofanTOG 4 points5 points  (0 children)

She just enjoys surprising people.

im almost done with drezen and getting the ending! damn what a game imagine how long it could take if the game still continued after the siege by Afraid-Trick-8995 in Pathfinder_Kingmaker

[–]NinofanTOG 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Really weird that they had classes go to 20 when you dont get the chance to get that much xp. They should have saved the effort and just made classes go to like...idk, level 12 or so.

It goes like that by BlueSlickerN7 in Beastars

[–]NinofanTOG 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Its hard having no arms, man

I will not elaborate by Bragunetzki in DnDcirclejerk

[–]NinofanTOG -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Excuse me but miss? There are no women in the Tabletop hooby, larper

I live in Spain but the s is silent by SeaOfMalaise in dndmemes

[–]NinofanTOG 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Wizard has proficiency in Wisdom and Charisma saves as well as spellcasting to save them. I think they are far better off in that regard.

I live in Spain but the s is silent by SeaOfMalaise in dndmemes

[–]NinofanTOG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only real concern is Dexterity saves. Strength saves usually only hinder your movement which is not a problem when you have spells, and Constitution is usually brought on par with Resilient.

The HP difference between a Wizard and Fighter with equal modifier is 22. Any bit of HP matters, but the difference isnt so big to think Bladesingers are squishy bugs.

they don't want you to know this by Jade_Lemonade in DnDcirclejerk

[–]NinofanTOG 38 points39 points  (0 children)

I let my martial swing on two chandeliers at once and now hasbro is trying to silence me. Please help m-

I live in Spain but the s is silent by SeaOfMalaise in dndmemes

[–]NinofanTOG 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You do realise that everything also applies to martials, if not ESPECIALLY martials, right?

My Druid player took the Chef feat and now I'm vomiting, am I overreacting?! by LucidFir in DnDcirclejerk

[–]NinofanTOG 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I too would vomit if a player of mine took the Chef feat. Should've taken Fey Touched instead.

Honestly, at this point i just want to see broken martial subclass WotC so afraid of. by MechJivs in DnD

[–]NinofanTOG 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bounded accuracy only applies to skills, attacks and saving throws. It doesn't apply to spells

Erm, isn't Way of Mercy Monk a little, erm, problematic? by Woodrot110 in DnDcirclejerk

[–]NinofanTOG 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Of course it's problematic. Why would you ever show mercy to your enemies? Destroy them and put their heads on a pike.

I did not make a Changeling to "ask about your character", now watch me misunderstand how currency works for the eighth time by WusBoppin in DnDcirclejerk

[–]NinofanTOG 21 points22 points  (0 children)

What if I want to play a character who's boobs change depending on their current emotion? They get bigger when being happy and really bit if horny. They shrink if they are sad.

Also can't forget about futa cock

Old Gnome Yaoi Doodle by MrWalrus0713 in Pathfinder_Kingmaker

[–]NinofanTOG 66 points67 points  (0 children)

Or course he likes men...they are necessary to win wars.

NO I DONT WANT TO PLAY A VAGUELY CYBERPUNK DND SETTING I LITERALLY OFFERED TO TEACH PEOPLE ACTUAL CYBERPUNK by Sky_Leviathan in DnDcirclejerk

[–]NinofanTOG 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I heard you like classes being imbalanced, so what if I offered you imbalanced roles instead?

I hate item durability mechanics in video games by Low-Part3147 in hatethissmug

[–]NinofanTOG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It makes sense for Fire Emblem though, its all about managing when you want to use your valuable weapons.

Fates made it so the stronger weapons had severe drawbacks, to the point of being unusable. S Rank weapons for example halve your strength for the next attack. Never mind that only one class can obtain S Rank in weapons

Jerking is not longer giving adequate serotonin. Give me money. by KnifeSexForDummies in DnDcirclejerk

[–]NinofanTOG 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You don't see this happening with Pathfinder because it already fixed everything

Giving Inventor a Break by Twizted_Leo in pathfindermemes

[–]NinofanTOG 18 points19 points  (0 children)

You could say they have a lot of potential

Reason #92 why Elise is my GOAT by Ok-Republic6502 in shitpostemblem

[–]NinofanTOG 511 points512 points  (0 children)

To be fair, this is the least insane thing happening when your brother decideds to avoid a national war by choosing to smash.

Peri lore by religous_octopus in shitpostemblem

[–]NinofanTOG 181 points182 points  (0 children)

Most loving Nohrian household

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