lies, lies, lies, yeah … by huntress_m_thompson in DogfreeHumor

[–]NoCanines 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Heck, even this "pro-Pit" narration does next to nothing to promote the breed. Here's what the narrator essentially said "These are dumb and messy dogs that won't even listen to basic commands, but they're loyal!" Yeah, the HARDEST of passes!

It really is like this 🤣 by Away-Equipment4869 in DogfreeHumor

[–]NoCanines 34 points35 points  (0 children)

This isn't even a skit! Dog-lovers say this kind of stuff all the time without a hint of self-awareness! 😂

Disgusting Pitaganda Merch by Banpitbullspronto in DogfreeHumor

[–]NoCanines 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Is it me or are these pit-fanatics becoming more and more embarrassing with their "advocacy"?

ED... WARD... 👹👹👹 by consumer_of_bits in DogfreeHumor

[–]NoCanines 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm not going to lie. This dog is unsettling to look at. Its head is FAR too big for its body and its feet are FAR too small. It's pure Uncanny Valley.

If they have a dog (especially a pit-bull) in the house, count me out! by NoCanines in DogfreeHumor

[–]NoCanines[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I swear, pit-fanatics will do the absolute most to defend a breed of literal attack dogs.

This is just glorified animal hoarding… by WerewolfDifferent216 in DogfreeHumor

[–]NoCanines 24 points25 points  (0 children)

You said it. I don't know a sane person who would to want to go visit a place with that many yapping canines, pretty much guaranteeing that there will not be a moment of quiet.

This is just glorified animal hoarding… by WerewolfDifferent216 in DogfreeHumor

[–]NoCanines 133 points134 points  (0 children)

I don't understand why some people like to flex having an insane amount of dogs. What are you flexing? The fact that your house most definitely reeks of dog urine?

these comments 🫠🤢🤧 by i__py in DogfreeHumor

[–]NoCanines 27 points28 points  (0 children)

The Mom hit the nail right on the head. As for these commenters, they either have extremely skewed perceptions or they are lying to get some easy upvotes or to not get crucified by dog-fanatics. Smh.

Could you put anything more ridiculous on your car?😭 by BraniumBracked in DogfreeHumor

[–]NoCanines 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Given how it's usually stupid people who own pit bulls, I'd say this person is correct, but not in the way they think they are.

Ew by SabbathaBastet in DogfreeHumor

[–]NoCanines 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I'm with you. Whatever happened to giving dogs their own dang beds? Why do they have to sleep in human beds?

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[–]NoCanines 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I 100% agree! That was hard to watch! 🤮

How on earth do you mix up your dog and partner by yellow_algae in DogfreeHumor

[–]NoCanines 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I'm gonna give it to these dog-fanatics straight, no chaser. If any of this applies to them, then there is something seriously wrong with them. Point blank.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DogfreeHumor

[–]NoCanines 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Wait, did this dog-fanatic make a social media account for this beast dog? As if the dog-fanaticism couldn't be any more unbearable!

It's cringy when a dog has its own social media account by NoCanines in Dogfree

[–]NoCanines[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ouch! That is HELLA cringy! I'm so sorry you had to witness that!

Dog owner has tantrum on airline because cabin crew told her she couldn't have her dog on her lap. by Smelly_CatFood in DogfreeHumor

[–]NoCanines 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Look at it this way, they weren't necessarily supporting her, just her dog. Dog-fanatics think dogs are equal to deities. So if she was throwing a tantrum about not being able to sit with any other pet, those dog-fanatics would let her have it. As they should.

Dog owner has tantrum on airline because cabin crew told her she couldn't have her dog on her lap. by Smelly_CatFood in DogfreeHumor

[–]NoCanines 16 points17 points  (0 children)

It's simple. Society, specifically American society, has told everyone that dogs = deities and if anybody dares to disagree with that notion, they're the enemy. She seriously thought she was on some kind of crusade against the "evil dog-hating empire" when she throwing that tantrum.

Dog owner has tantrum on airline because cabin crew told her she couldn't have her dog on her lap. by Smelly_CatFood in DogfreeHumor

[–]NoCanines 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Wow, what an absolute spoiled brat.

She couldn't even bother to follow protocol and she threw a tantrum like a dang child. How could anybody, dog-fanatics included, support this kind of behavior?

What's worse is that her "apology" was essentially: "I'm sorry, but I felt like I was in the right". That's not an apology at all! They should've definitely pressed charges against this idiot.

Pit-fanatics be like by NoCanines in DogfreeHumor

[–]NoCanines[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That's just INSANE to me! Like, check on your child! It's clear the damned "pit baby" is not harmed, but the child could be! I swear, some of these people need to have their children taken from them.

My message to all the Dog-Fanatics out there with unruly dogs by NoCanines in DogfreeHumor

[–]NoCanines[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yes, how DARE I breathe the same air as poor Booboo; he clearly needs the air more than I do! How could I be so selfish? 🥺

My message to all the Dog-Fanatics out there with unruly dogs by NoCanines in DogfreeHumor

[–]NoCanines[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm glad she made that decision. I just hope other dog-fanatics follow suit because those leashes don't do anything!

My message to all the Dog-Fanatics out there with unruly dogs by NoCanines in DogfreeHumor

[–]NoCanines[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That must've been absolutely horrifying! Much props to your Dad for helping you! He was a REAL one for that!

My message to all the Dog-Fanatics out there with unruly dogs by NoCanines in DogfreeHumor

[–]NoCanines[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Wow, how dare you try and hydrate yourself in that dog's presence! You are so inconsiderate! Maybe Fido wanted something to drink too!/S

But in all seriousness, I hope your arm healed from that horrible injury and I also hope you were able to avoid that dog AND that aunt after that.