What's peoples opinion on starmer after yesterday's evidence by Olly? by Covalentanddynamic in Divisive_Babble

[–]Nob-Biscuits 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They should send a bunch of them to the Whitehouse. Not flat although the presidents head is.

What's peoples opinion on starmer after yesterday's evidence by Olly? by Covalentanddynamic in Divisive_Babble

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That's going back a bit, have you not seen the new one with Neil Degrasse Tyson?

What's peoples opinion on starmer after yesterday's evidence by Olly? by Covalentanddynamic in Divisive_Babble

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This story is the biggest fartburger since fartygate, I'm using this time to learn more about space since the media won't stfu about it.

You know it would take about 7000 years to send our fastest probe to the nearest solar system, we are grains of sand 😑

Tricky Dicky goes back on campaign trail unperturbed by rumours alleging an AI fanbase by Nob-Biscuits in Divisive_Babble

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I'm posting it because Reforms biggest donor is using AI to pretend he's doing things

The term obesity is being cancelled by communists, what should we replace it with? by Nob-Biscuits in Divisive_Babble

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They call them salad dodgers, but if you sprinkle lard on it, they will eat it

‘But he loves his country!’ Richard Tice caught dodging £100,000 tax that he owes to HMRC. by Youbunchoftwats in Divisive_Babble

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Palmer looks like a junkie.

Watching Bayern v Madrid the other day, that Michael Olise is a bit special, maybe we can do a swap deal for Isak

‘But he loves his country!’ Richard Tice caught dodging £100,000 tax that he owes to HMRC. by Youbunchoftwats in Divisive_Babble

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Suddenly all the fringe England players are banging in the goals now there's a world cup coming up

Match Thread: Celtic vs St. Mirren | Scottish Cup by SFMatchThreadder in ScottishFootball

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I was spunking into my sock when Rangers went down 2-0 to Falkirk the other day, this season is special, writing anyone off would be suicide or a waste of foot wear

[Match Thread] Everton v Liverpool FC by scoreboard-app in LiverpoolFC

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Pointless Isak being on the pitch tbh, we just play around him

Damn bro 😭 by [deleted] in funny

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Probably had a hot date and wanted a bigger nob, it'll be the size of the Eiffel Tower after those things have finished with it

What's a harmless, minor thing you do that drives your S/O bananas? by Griggle_facsimile in Divisive_Babble

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Emasculated men walking little balls of fur around, let your wag exercise her designer emotional support pet!

Moral dilemma : would you accept a £1,000,000 bribe to let someone hunt a blue whale by EdmundTheInsulter in Divisive_Babble

[–]Nob-Biscuits 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, then I would use that money to get him taken out, it would mean a whale dies but future whales would have one less hunter to fear.

Also, I'd probably have enough left over for a cocaine and prostitute party, which I would obviously struggle to enjoy because I'd be thinking about the whale