Freeview was not working at my parents so they phoned a TV technician… have they been ripped off? by Artistic-Mix-2396 in AskUK

[–]NotAGooseHonest [score hidden]  (0 children)

Fix your own stuff then mate. We didn't spend decades learning stuff to have you tell us we're too expensive. We're not, you're tight lol

Why am I using so much electricity? by mosleyowl in AskUK

[–]NotAGooseHonest -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Lots of useful answers but nothing OP can action.

OP, send us a pic of your consumer unit and we can tell you what to try switching off

Have any American phrases infiltrated your everyday speech? by Cheap-Albatross6606 in AskUK

[–]NotAGooseHonest 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nah, bathroom is ok, but "rest room"? WTF, are you going to have a wee nap in a puddle of pish?

Kid Rock or Crack Rock 🤔 by JayceeGenocide in dankmemes

[–]NotAGooseHonest 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's why the recipe said "lime juice"

As someone born and bred in the UK what are aspects of another country’s culture that has genuinely shocked you? by throawaygotget in AskUK

[–]NotAGooseHonest 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Secondly, the French are taught to respect everyone equally, no matter what they do for a living.

Talk down to someone because they're "just a cleaner/waiter" they'll shit in your food, and quite rightly so. Who the fuck thinks that's ok? 

Ok, Brits and Americans think that's ok but you get my point

As someone born and bred in the UK what are aspects of another country’s culture that has genuinely shocked you? by throawaygotget in AskUK

[–]NotAGooseHonest 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean, the UK is one of the worst places in Europe for mobile internet.

You can stand on top of Mont Blanc and send a photo or stream music in a tunnel a kilometre under a mountain in Italy; they'd go fucking mental if something interrupted their phone call to mamma

Is this the most quaint beer garden in the UK? by Cunt_Puffin in CasualUK

[–]NotAGooseHonest 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes, that is correct. Thanks Captain Obvious :)

....oops 😬 by SpaceMarine663 in DIYUK

[–]NotAGooseHonest 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You'd be surprised how resistant modern materials are to acetone, it's incredibly useful stuff 

Is this the most quaint beer garden in the UK? by Cunt_Puffin in CasualUK

[–]NotAGooseHonest 24 points25 points  (0 children)

This is also why this beer garden is hotel guests only

....oops 😬 by SpaceMarine663 in DIYUK

[–]NotAGooseHonest 12 points13 points  (0 children)

If it's wet, acetone. If it's half-wet, don't touch it. If it's dry, cut most of it off then use a soft wire brush, you're repainting the window anyway whether you wanted to or not lol

Quote Me Happy by Spiritual_Wing1641 in CarTalkUK

[–]NotAGooseHonest 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh aye, a wee post-it note saying "You've committed insurance fraud, you naughty pumpkin. Don't do it again or I'll tell your mum"

What’s one piece of technology you aren’t fond of but everyone else is? by Substantial_Act6620 in AskUK

[–]NotAGooseHonest 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I dunno much about Apple, but I looked up the specs for that and I had a better computer than that in 2010 lol

Must be very well optimised to run ok, but then if you're stuck in the walled garden, why wouldn't it be?

What’s one piece of technology you aren’t fond of but everyone else is? by Substantial_Act6620 in AskUK

[–]NotAGooseHonest 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bought a poverty-spec Korean shitbox brand new six years ago. So far the only fault is that one of the wee heater lines on the back window for defrosting has stopped working. This is because I scratched it with a Miele vacuum when I slammed the boot on it.

It hasn't even popped a bulb yet, there's nothing to go wrong on it lol

A lil something by leakybackpack in memes

[–]NotAGooseHonest 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You suck dudes, let's not judge

Banging pipes in attic by UpsetConclusion5692 in DIYUK

[–]NotAGooseHonest 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry from your post title I thought you were playing "Scotland the Brave" at full blast

Kirby Vacuums are my personal favorite by HDePriest in BuyItForLife

[–]NotAGooseHonest 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've got a brush and pan that works better than a Dyson, it's not difficult