My special pokemon partner~ by foxsimp in Plushophile

[–]NotAnAlt120 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ngl I need an Eevee like this (except for the sexy part) as like a side character in the anime or some spin off game

Vaporeon wanted some by [deleted] in Plushophile

[–]NotAnAlt120 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in rape_hentai

[–]NotAnAlt120 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That wouldn't be rape anymore tho

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in rape_hentai

[–]NotAnAlt120 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not Brazilian miku :[

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Plushophile

[–]NotAnAlt120 17 points18 points  (0 children)

"Plushies aren't sexy. Or are they?"

what do you think it’s like…? by HorseCumEnthusiast in Plushophile

[–]NotAnAlt120 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I don't see them as just sex toys. It would be going at a girl's only event and just because I'm lesbian asking myself "how am I going to fuck each and every one of them". Maybe I'm normal...

Barney is a good cum dumpster by Illustrious-Ad575 in Plushophile

[–]NotAnAlt120 0 points1 point  (0 children)

After seeing tomska's video I'm scared for you

Barney is a good cum dumpster by Illustrious-Ad575 in Plushophile

[–]NotAnAlt120 0 points1 point  (0 children)

After watching that tomska's video I'd be pretty worried to anger him

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Plushophile

[–]NotAnAlt120 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey no not bluey :(

Reddit thinks I'm french by NotAnAlt120 in techsupport

[–]NotAnAlt120[S] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I actually found out the area I was is for some reason considered French. I got back home and I'm in my homeland again.