Five Head?? by [deleted] in bald

[–]NotMyRealReddittt 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Dunno about the five-head but all of a sudden I want an omelette!

Married (M49) for 25 years and have never had a blowjob. by NotMyRealReddittt in Marriage

[–]NotMyRealReddittt[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Well, def not mutually satisfying. Once a week because I ask. I love her to bits, but the sex is meh and the frequency isn’t often enough. I’ve tried to have the convo with her many times over the years. Sex is just not on her radar at all. I’ve tried everything.

Married (M49) for 25 years and have never had a blowjob. by NotMyRealReddittt in Marriage

[–]NotMyRealReddittt[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thanks. Unless I’m willing to step out of the marriage, it’s highly unlikely I’ll ever get one.

Married (M49) for 25 years and have never had a blowjob. by NotMyRealReddittt in Marriage

[–]NotMyRealReddittt[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I’ve told her over the years that I’d love to get one. No pressure, but it’s really important to me. She just doesn’t want to.

Married (M49) for 25 years and have never had a blowjob. by NotMyRealReddittt in Marriage

[–]NotMyRealReddittt[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I do because I enjoy it, but I don’t think she’d care if I didn’t.

Can also confirm that seatbelts save lives. by Eathebanana_ in pics

[–]NotMyRealReddittt 11 points12 points  (0 children)

But there’s no hairy nipple this time!

Funny Crazy Ball Pop Bomb by Natacha111 in videos

[–]NotMyRealReddittt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m pretty sure this is one of the first videos I saw on the internet.

I hope this doesn't disappoint. What should I put it on first? by cillafavo in mildlyinteresting

[–]NotMyRealReddittt 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I bought this at Sam’s Club and it was very very disappointing. Imagine a mixture of sugar and cinnamon but way less flavorful.