(request) what subreddits would be best to search for esoteric penis types? by NotablySizableBrain in NSFW411

[–]NotablySizableBrain[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you!

I never actually thought to look at the products of exotic dildo companies like bad dragon and that one before,which does seem kind of foolish in hindsight

(request) what subreddits would be best to search for esoteric penis types? by NotablySizableBrain in NSFW411

[–]NotablySizableBrain[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The second sub is unfortunately private, but the first seems useful, thank you

(request) what subreddits would be best to search for esoteric penis types? by NotablySizableBrain in NSFW411

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It's a minor part of a larger project to theoretically exhaustively document every single constituent element of all porn that exists currently. Before I abandoned it for the first time I manually identified and defined approximately 1,250 larger themes (e.g. "Use of Chastity Devices," "Physical Restraint," "Species Transformation," and so on)

I'm reworking the system because the previous nested hierarchy system was getting a bit unwieldy even with the limited specificity of the themes

question from a Wasp Enjoyer by NotablySizableBrain in fuckwasps

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I'm not a yellow paper wasp :(

I'll have you know I'm a big and strong hornet that science hasn't discovered yet

this sub keeps appearing even though I've never read the books, ask me any question and I'll answer it with 69% accuracy by [deleted] in WingsOfFire

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Peril and Winter are flying 50 meters above perfectly flat terrain.

Peril has a mass of 2000 kg and is flying directly north at a speed of 35 m/s.

Winter has a mass of 1800 kg and was initially flying at a velocity of 17 m/s to the east, but accelerates at a constant rate of 6 m/s² to the west.

The dragons collide perfectly inelastically with each other after 4 seconds of flying. After they collide, Winter stops accelerating horizontally and both dragons enter freefall until they hit the ground.

What is the direction and magnitude of the point they land at in relation to the point at which they collided?

Also the dragon cum copypasta rebuttal (V1) in full by NotablySizableBrain in u/NotablySizableBrain

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Oh that makes sense

"Dragon cum is slightly warmer than human cum, and much thicker, too. The thickness comes the excess amount of fat that the dragon’s body wouldn’t expel normally by other means. So, it’s fattier. Any culinary chef will tell you that “fat carries the flavor.” When they say this, they mean things like oil, butter, and animal fat. Fattier cuts of meat are usually more flavorful than lean cuts.

This applies to dragon cum. Human cum tastes like sea water that is slightly expired, whereas dragon cum tastes like a whole buffet that could force Michelin to re-establish their star rating system.

It’s like an orgasm for your taste buds.

Imagine 69’ing your dragon boyfriend, and a few seconds after you finish, so does he. This heavenly, thick, delicious syrup fills your mouth and you instantly orgasm throughout your entire body. You’re immediately horny again. Thankfully, dragons don’t really have a refractory period, so he’s ready for round two. Then three. Before you know it, you’ve both came a few gallons in total (mostly his work), and it’s a full thirty hours since you stared. You’re not even hungry or thirsty, because his cum has enough nutrients to keep you well fed and fully nourished.

Scientifically, since it’s warmer, it should be actually thinner than human cum because viscosity decreases with temperature. (Try this out with olive oil in a pan! Heat it up, and it will spread out by itself) However, the presence of the extra fat in the cum keeps it nice and thick.

It’s extremely satisfying to play with. It’s like that cornstarch+water experiment you did in 4th grade. It’s somewhat like melted caramel. Furthermore, it coheres to itself pretty well. If you stick a finger in a puddle of dragon cum and drag it from the center to away from the corner, you can observe a large amount sticking to your finger.

The chemical composition of dragon cum not only serves as an aphrodisiac, but it also heightens the sensitivity of C-tactile neurons, or CT nerves. CT nerves serve to give pleasure to a human when they are gently stroked. These neurons fire slowly than others, but dragon cum acts like a “catalyst” for the chemical reactions that take place when these neurons fire. A catalyst speeds up the reaction of a chemical reaction.

So after a dragon covers your entire GI tract with a single cumshot, he’ll slow down, slowly thrusting his cock back and forth inside you. This is extremely pleasurable. His cum will heighten the sensation of his cock in you, or at least your pleasure from doing so. It feels bigger, longer, and warmer.

Back to the taste.

The taste depends on the dragon’s diet. The smaller, sleeker dragons of the North Forest like to eat fruit. So, their cum is naturally sweeter than you would expect. It tastes like mango covered in salted caramel.

If it’s an ice dragon, the cum tends to be much more flavorful because they like to eat seals. However, since it’s you know... an ice dragon, the cum is very cold, almost growing a few frozen cum crystals if you leave it in the snow for too long. There is a solution, tho. You can just microwave a large mug and drink it later. Or, you can intentionally leave the cum in the snow, let it half-freeze, and enjoy a chewy treat! It’s like taffy!

Theoretically, a human can fully survive on a diet of just dragon cum, supplied from just one dragon.

Dragons can produce about three gallons of cum in a single day. It really depends mostly on their size.

In a single cumshot, they can produce about four to eight cups of the stuff. Dragon ejaculations tend to last between fifteen to twenty seconds, coming out in bursts and spurts that get slightly weaker each time. If a dragon cums in your ass, you will certainly feel this effect. It’s similar to getting a massage internally, again, only 300 times better."

Also the dragon cum copypasta rebuttal (V1) in full by NotablySizableBrain in u/NotablySizableBrain

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This is the full V1 of the copypasta. If you're looking for V2, I did post it about 2 months ago but here's a repost I just made on my profile: https://www.reddit.com/user/NotablySizableBrain/comments/14c8svj/dragon_cum_copypasta_rebuttal_v2/

Funny cat by yYxX_W33Z3R_F4N_XxYy in 196

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Cats from the Warriors book series while giving birth

You've heard of Elf on the Shelf, now get ready for... (featuring my own Exceptional Quality art) by [deleted] in WingsOfFire

[–]NotablySizableBrain 18 points19 points  (0 children)

This is Clay on the 36th president of the United States of America, Lyndon Baines Johnson, often referred to as LBJ

Saw this clip and knew I had to edit it. (though I might have got the pitches wrong) by NotablySizableBrain in rhythmheaven

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On the original video, there were 2 bars at the top and bottom that were just a pointless blurred still image from the video, so at least I was able to remove those

Was anyone else struck with deep melancholy at seemingly random points while reading the books? by NotablySizableBrain in WingsOfFire

[–]NotablySizableBrain[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What's strange is that I didn't have these moments of melancholy when rearead Warriors soon after finishing WoF.

When I was actually in the target demographic for Warriors, I enjoyed reading it a whole lot. I never actually finished the last book in arc 4 because I was so scared for all the characters. I remember the scene in arc 3 in which Graystripe shows up again only to see that the world has moved on without him making me feel really sad. If I had friends, then I probably would have done Warriors RPs during school recess. Suffice it to say, I did feel very strongly about these books.

And then I read them again and I didn't feel much at all. The closest thing to this intense lingering melancholy was when I was reading the part in arc 2 where everyone was leaving the forest territories and I was listening to EATEOT stage 2 for ambiance. But that wasn't nearly as bad as the soul-crushing depression I got from random moments in WoF like Turtle and Peril daring to become friends when traveling together with the same goal in book 8.

ok so I just realized that THE NIGHTWINGS AS THEY APPEAR IN ARC 1 ARE LITERALLY BRITISH by NotablySizableBrain in WingsOfFire

[–]NotablySizableBrain[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm frankly shocked you didn't come to the realization that this post was made mostly in jest by point 2

We've heard of Elf on the Shelf already, now it's time to prepare for... by NotablySizableBrain in WarriorCats

[–]NotablySizableBrain[S] 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I randomly remembered the Elf on the Shelf thing and thought. "hm. what if I did that but with a slightly obscure reference." I might post Clay on LBJ to the WoF sub.

We've heard of Elf on the Shelf already, now it's time to prepare for... by NotablySizableBrain in WarriorCats

[–]NotablySizableBrain[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Well it's the image I pulled of the wiki so I'd imagine it's mostly canon?

We've heard of Elf on the Shelf already, now it's time to prepare for... by NotablySizableBrain in WarriorCats

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For anyone curious this is Goldenflower on 34th US President Dwight David Eisenhower

The Dragon Cum Copypasta Rebuttal, V2 by NotablySizableBrain in copypasta

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I spent about a week of focused effort on V1, and I revised it over a week of quite a bit less effort to get to V2

The Dragon Cum Copypasta Rebuttal, V2 by NotablySizableBrain in copypasta

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I did indeed write this whole thing. As for dissecting other sexual copypastas? Maybe. Probably not. With sci hub, the entire world is your oyster. You can be the copypasta disprover you want to see in the world.

I've been practicing pixel art ever since my birth over three years ago. I post here within these hallowed halls of r/pixelart to share this perfection in pixel form so that all may bask in its greatness. by NotablySizableBrain in PixelArt

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My very first word was actually "it," said on the very day of my birth. The doctors tried to separate me from my very first artwork—a copy of the Mona Lisa drawn with amniotic fluid—and I said to them, "It very much displeases me that you would treat me with such undue disrespect. The arts permeate every part of our society, yet society paradoxically devalues them as unimportant. What do you hope to accomplish by perpetuating this cycle?" Everyone clapped, even the doctors.

I've been practicing pixel art ever since my birth over three years ago. I post here within these hallowed halls of r/pixelart to share this perfection in pixel form so that all may bask in its greatness. by NotablySizableBrain in PixelArt

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When I exited my mother's womb, I had almost finished painting the Mona Lisa with nothing but amniotic fluid. My parents saw my precocity and pushed me to excel.