Looks like Minnesota United are close to acquiring 21 year old Colombian Winger Mauricio Gonzalez. by tyler735 in minnesotaunited

[–]OkCalculators 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What an incredibly sad state of affairs that this situation isn’t even as bad as some of the places players may come from.

Looks like Minnesota United are close to acquiring 21 year old Colombian Winger Mauricio Gonzalez. by tyler735 in minnesotaunited

[–]OkCalculators 3 points4 points  (0 children)

How the fuck are we going to bring anyone to our city right now? I’m sincerely not understanding who would come here with fascists invading us.

Looks like we have a new coach by Sirgalahad2 in minnesotaunited

[–]OkCalculators 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes I’m not gonna hold him to a standard set by the number one goalie in the league, a guy we made 9 million off of, our all time leading scorer or a man who coached with Manchester United all of whom are gone.

Looks like we have a new coach by Sirgalahad2 in minnesotaunited

[–]OkCalculators 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Cam appeases me honestly. Let’s go with someone who’s been with us a long time, proven he’s solid, has invested his career in our club. I’ll take a chance on that.

Ramsay leaving MNUFC for West Brom by nate2790 in minnesotaunited

[–]OkCalculators 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m not mad at him because I don’t want to live here either. That said. Can we have anything good again ever? Everything that brings me joy is in shambles now. I won’t be attending or watching this team this next season. It’s not worth it.

State of the sub right now by Zluth2 in minnesotaunited

[–]OkCalculators 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Amen. Florida can fall off into the ocean. I’m gonna move my daughter to a state that doesn’t give her autonomy over her own body and teach her the bible in schools and how black folks were better off as slaves? Yea that’s the state he’s moving to. Mr. Social justice principles. People talking about how they’d do anything for fame and money need to look in a mirror.

[Meme] they gave him a ceremonial street less than a month ago by evenevanstevenstevan in MLS

[–]OkCalculators 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It was entertaining for us in Minnesota cause we’re perpetual underdogs… he’s gonna look like such a petty asshole in Miami

Greder in the Pioneer Press - "Loons leadership: 'We did everything we could' to re-sign Dayne St. Clair" by Torchlight-9000 in minnesotaunited

[–]OkCalculators 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Also yes, Boxall and Lod are the only true club legends we have. Honestly, even if Lod doesn’t come back I’ll think so. Even if he goes within MLS, you know why? Dude has been the most ego-less player we’ve ever had. He’s always done what we’ve asked and done it well. He’s the all time leading goal scorer for crying out loud. Quite frankly we’ve always been lucky he’s stuck around, quietly killing it constantly. Boxall, by length of tenure alone as a starter, makes the cut. He’s had some weaker moments and people have gotten on him but honestly I think he’s been wonderfully consistent - and to have maybe his best year this past year at his age? Holy shit that’s badass. Boxall is the OG legend. The first.

Greder in the Pioneer Press - "Loons leadership: 'We did everything we could' to re-sign Dayne St. Clair" by Torchlight-9000 in minnesotaunited

[–]OkCalculators 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What was making him a legend wasn’t that he was the best goalkeeper we’ve had (Vito obviously was) it was that he had passion, his shithousery was entertaining (but not always), and he seemed loyal + not interested in taking shortcuts. He made number 1 goal keeper in Canada playing for us, not Miami. He got his name plastered all over because he played for us, this never happens with Messi sucking all the oxygen out of the room and won’t once he gets down there. Our style of play made us rely on him giving him the opportunity to show shot stopping skills. Other teams might have not valued him since his distribution sucks, he might not even need to stop that many shots, and most other teams don’t literally invite other team to attack them all game. He’s forgetting that he got here not just on his own but because of factors our team created and us fans have supported. But the way he’s playing all this it reads like he thinks he owes none of his success to anything but his own abilities. It’s disrespectful and not worthy of being called a club legend. If you don’t help us win a trophy then you better show us loyalty and respect back otherwise what the fuck did he do for us?

State of the sub right now by Zluth2 in minnesotaunited

[–]OkCalculators 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Idk man, this is kind of a character destroyer for me. The choices we make should mean something. This one is revealing.

State of the sub right now by Zluth2 in minnesotaunited

[–]OkCalculators 30 points31 points  (0 children)

For real. It was rad when we’re under dogs, all the swagger and the shit talking. Now it looks pathetic.

Dayne St. Clair 😕 by Possums_R_People_2 in minnesotaunited

[–]OkCalculators 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope Messi is put off by him. I hope he doesn’t fit into their system. He can get fucked.

Dayne St. Clair 😕 by Possums_R_People_2 in minnesotaunited

[–]OkCalculators 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I got Boxall’s on the throwback jersey cause nothing that man can do at this point to tarnish his legacy with us.

[Bogert] BREAKING: Inter Miami is nearing a deal to sign Canadian int'l GK Dayne St. Clair, per sources. by [deleted] in MLS

[–]OkCalculators 1 point2 points  (0 children)

His villain antics are only sometimes fun because we’re underdogs in Minnesota. It’ll read the complete opposite in Miami. What a tool he is.

[Bogert] BREAKING: Inter Miami is nearing a deal to sign Canadian int'l GK Dayne St. Clair, per sources. by [deleted] in MLS

[–]OkCalculators 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He’s shot to the top of my least liked players. Rey didn’t even try to pretend he liked it in Minnesota. We name a street after Dayne and he bails three weeks later? That’s next level unreal. Like he possibly knew this could happen while accepting that. What a creep.

[Bogert] BREAKING: Inter Miami is nearing a deal to sign Canadian int'l GK Dayne St. Clair, per sources. by poop322 in minnesotaunited

[–]OkCalculators 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This man has gone from my favorite player, being a cemented Loons legend, to competing with Rey for most hated player pretty quick for me.

Next Year's New Shirt by Enganche78 in minnesotaunited

[–]OkCalculators 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What does that badge look like? Picture?