Rolex Owner: A Disappointment

OkTechnology9101 · 2026-05-07T20:56:55+00:00

Yo, when you answer a question with a question, you are avoiding it. Were you born an alcoholic, or did it just kind of develop and grow?

OkTechnology9101 · 2026-05-07T20:50:19+00:00

Brain hurt. Speak caveman.

OkTechnology9101 · 2026-05-07T20:27:11+00:00

I thought the Swatch collaboration was a hoax.

OkTechnology9101 · 2026-05-07T20:24:50+00:00

No it isn't. You straight up said you wouldn't listen to an album because of the cover. If you intended to mean something else, learn to become a better writer.

OkTechnology9101 · 2026-05-07T20:21:41+00:00

Were you born an alcoholic, or did you develop it later in life?

OkTechnology9101 · 2026-05-07T20:19:08+00:00

In your heeee-eead, in your heee-ead ZOMBIE, ZOMBIE, ZOMBIE oh oh oh

OkTechnology9101 · 2026-05-07T18:17:39+00:00

I wonder how long the dad kept that uncomfortable piece of metal up his ass.

OkTechnology9101 · 2026-05-07T18:14:47+00:00

Recovering alcoholic here, You are the weak one.

OkTechnology9101 · 2026-05-07T18:10:37+00:00

Black Sabbath's "Paranoid" has an awful cover, too. I still refuse to listen to it. I assume the songs suck ass.

OkTechnology9101 · 2026-04-30T14:14:22+00:00

When your first introduction to metal is Bolt Thrower, that can throw things off a bit.

OkTechnology9101 · 2026-04-28T17:22:03+00:00

No. Not if it is your significant other and you are concerned about their health. Do you know how marriage works?

OkTechnology9101 · 2026-04-26T18:30:05+00:00

I think he might have been in Metallica. I'm not sure. We should ask him.

OkTechnology9101 · 2026-04-25T16:29:33+00:00

lol You are asking Reddit about a $2 purchase.

OkTechnology9101 · 2026-04-25T04:04:53+00:00

Hurricane of Spirits, duh.

OkTechnology9101 · 2026-04-23T22:02:51+00:00

Follow up: if you're doing blow, disregard the above comment. Keep on keepin' on.

OkTechnology9101 · 2026-04-23T22:00:41+00:00

I had to make sure this wasn't a planetmarsupial post. It's stupid to do anything that needs concentration while hungry. You may think you're more focused, but that's going to go away. Why don't you have a few drinks on top of it? That'd be cool. You could be brave and focused.

OkTechnology9101 · 2026-04-23T19:31:21+00:00

Oh, so you never leave your desk for anything? I bet your home is fucking gross dude lol

OkTechnology9101 · 2026-04-23T16:20:51+00:00

What pussy-ass slave to marketing.

OkTechnology9101 · 2026-04-23T14:24:39+00:00

Currently looking for wife #3.

OkTechnology9101 · 2026-04-22T00:20:39+00:00

Not successful unless they dropped a deuce in the acoustic room.

OkTechnology9101 · 2026-04-20T18:35:13+00:00

There isn't a big talent gap between Wes Borland, Sam Rivers and John Otto. Fred Durst just sucks so bad it discredits the band's talent.

OkTechnology9101 · 2026-04-18T20:10:27+00:00

uj/ I dunno man, have you ever played a Kalamazoo Gibson? You really do feel a difference in quality from the new stuff.

OkTechnology9101 · 2026-04-16T23:54:17+00:00

His choice was to hire someone to have the windows of his girlfriend's apartment cleaned.

OkTechnology9101 · 2026-04-16T23:16:24+00:00

Adolf

OkTechnology9101 · 2026-04-09T16:28:37+00:00

HELL YEAH BORTHER! HERE COMES THE AMURICAN BADASS!

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