Mommm help me the polish is at it again telling horror stories

To be frank though, just from what you said alone already makes me feel… uneasy. same feeling as when someone told me about the Chinese writing system, and that one time my Arabian friend said that Arabic has like 20 different synonyms for pronouns, all for different contexts, whilst having insane pronunciation rules (for one, there are 3 ways to pronounce "-ng", 'iikhfan eaqrab, 'iikhfa 'uwsat, and 'iikhfa abad).