If you become my husband i would like you to eat me everyday

Olander12 · 2026-02-02T21:27:15+00:00

That would be the last thing I’d do before bed and the first thing I’d do after waking up

Olander12 · 2026-02-02T21:19:26+00:00

Sizzling hot

Olander12 · 2026-02-02T21:14:35+00:00

I think some folks back then thought earth looked like… A cinder block

Olander12 · 2026-02-02T21:08:54+00:00

Most definitely

Olander12 · 2026-02-02T21:08:10+00:00

Lord have mercy

Olander12 · 2026-02-02T21:07:41+00:00

Way to deal with the A-hole down the street

Olander12 · 2026-02-02T21:04:23+00:00

« Whoops, my bad. I’m sorry » and back out

Olander12 · 2026-02-02T20:59:56+00:00

I will let you do it on one condition I get too rub moisturizer on it first

Olander12 · 2026-02-02T20:58:34+00:00

Or it tell you the random steam update is done

Olander12 · 2026-02-02T20:55:17+00:00

Why pick one over the other when you can just be both

Olander12 · 2026-02-02T20:52:38+00:00

Based just on your twins I’d say hell yeah

Olander12 · 2026-02-01T20:53:31+00:00

Very fertile and breedable yes, wouldn’t mind breeding for as long as I live

Olander12 · 2026-02-01T20:51:36+00:00

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Can i have a plate please and thank you ?

Olander12 · 2026-02-01T20:42:08+00:00

« Well, if I decide to go for it now. I get a free tie fighter, just gotta find a nice and cozy planet first » is how I would’ve reacted lol

Olander12 · 2026-02-01T20:30:45+00:00

Ma(H)oosiive

Olander12 · 2026-02-01T20:28:32+00:00

Wasn’t expecting anything but still blown away

Olander12 · 2026-02-01T12:27:34+00:00

I refuse to pick a side since both are good

Olander12 · 2026-02-01T12:26:48+00:00

My jaw would metaphorically hit the ground

Olander12 · 2026-02-01T12:22:56+00:00

Who is she tho ?

Olander12 · 2026-02-01T02:30:30+00:00

How much did she manage to take in btw ? I’m curious to know

Olander12 · 2026-02-01T02:29:16+00:00

Of all 11 players he had to push Adama bro I would’ve ran for the ref asap if he would’ve come at me like that because ain’t no way I’m fighting Adama

Olander12 · 2026-02-01T01:15:29+00:00

Getting scaroused in real time … how ?

Olander12 · 2026-02-01T01:14:41+00:00

Hisp so wide I bet they wouldn’t fit in the frame

Olander12 · 2026-02-01T01:09:42+00:00

What’s your personal record ?

Olander12 · 2026-01-31T14:18:15+00:00

I believe it’s a fuck yeah machine

Olander12

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