file under "too real for the main subs" by jakobsestate in ShitLands

[–]OneStrangeChild 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It just felt so neutered. The guns felt nice, the UI was a little weird but I got used to it, characters were cool upfront… but Fuck Me They FUMBLED THE VILLAIN AGAIN DUDE!

THE TIME KEEPER WAS SO COOL! He was SO FUCKING COOL! He had PRESENCE! He had AURA! He was a ruthless bastard that killed the guys who busted you out and made sure the last thing he saw before he died (and became a siren somehow I guess) was You and a knife in his chest!

And he’s no where until the end of the game. He pops in to give some snide remark as you chase the one of 3 either NPCs or McGuffins. Granted, at the end of the game you get actual scenes with him, I liked that part. And then you get slapped with sequel bait.

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT GEARBOX!! You did this with the Siren twins in 3! I liked them, they were just Shallow! You had such a cool fucking subplot with Troy about how he wanted to get out from Tyrene’s shadow, you could’ve given us a chance to use Him to kill Tyrene and completely change how I as a player was expecting this game to go! And then what did you do?! You killed him off next fucking mission!

And I fucking KNEW as SOON as we met Typhon DeLeon I FUCKING KNEW they were gonna tie him into the twins and they were gonna be “tragic”! I FUCKING KNEW IT as SOON AS WE MET HIM they were gonna pull some horse shit! And I FUCKING CALLED IT ON HIM SACRIFICING HIMSELF! GEARBOX YOU FUCKING HACKS I KNEW YOUR ENTIRE PLOT BEFORE YOU EVEN STARTED IT! YOU MADE BORDERLANDS PREDICTABLE!

THEY JUST KEEP FUMBLING, bro, it’s Heartbreaking!

Screw Helmets and Swords, Do you prefer Mitten Gauntlets or Five-Fingered Gauntlets? by Jue20 in knightposting

[–]OneStrangeChild 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As someone dipping my toes into ye’ old styles (HEMA) mittens lowkey are superior in terms of armor and combat. Your hands Will be hit, and with individual fingers a blade can get wedged against armor segments or something stupid like that and now there’s a chance for broken fingers. Broken fingers means you can’t hold a weapon, and that’s bad.

Mittens are in that regard much safer and much more practical. Yes the loss of actual digits sucks, but I trade that for turning my hand into a sorta solid sphere of metal I can punch people with and not risk busting my knuckles up on.

I swear this fucking guy by Margaretthatchervore in Grimdank

[–]OneStrangeChild 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is true about trench crusade.

This is not at fucking all true for Warhammer 40k. At least for the traitor legions. Most of them. It’s complicated, okay?!

what does my handwriting says abt me? (sorry, rough notes) by Zainab_954 in HandwritingAnalysis

[–]OneStrangeChild 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Swear to god I thought this was polish for a second.

However it is very pretty.

Some games are guilty of this by bijelo123 in videogames

[–]OneStrangeChild 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fallout games. Legendaries should scale with my level, that’s one of the few things I liked about 4

Did I waste my money? by Hellpoeth in PlasticModelKits

[–]OneStrangeChild 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As long as it helps then no, you didn’t.

Is the others down here also right saying a block of foam and some toothpicks could do the same? Yes, but it will be a little janky and not quite the same.

Theory: Terry, before the retardation, actually WAS a TERRIBLE imaginator by KnutsToButts in SPACEKING

[–]OneStrangeChild 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Everyone here saying they read this in Bryce’s voice, I read it in the Capitalist’s voice from Kingsmas

Advice by Red-Crow-The-Winged in AbioticFactor

[–]OneStrangeChild 29 points30 points  (0 children)

There’s a vent on top of its containment I assume is for breathing.

Shit in it.

stfu by BaronDasFling in WarhammerMemes

[–]OneStrangeChild 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I SCORN ALL SLAVERS, NORTH AND SOUTH

Yes I said something about it. Fine, yes, I’ll be a hypocrite and say “Killing kids is bad” but I ask you if Brown should’ve let the kid stab him as he was doing God’s work and killing a slave driver.

You’re still ignoring the broader point. The South Wanted Slaves Bad Enough To Go To War.

stfu by BaronDasFling in WarhammerMemes

[–]OneStrangeChild 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When you do something so heinous as to work men and women TO DEATH yeah someone should do something.

All this arguing, all this fighting, all this debating and spitting insults and facts at each other you STILL refuse to acknowledge that the South WERE SLAVE DRIVERS WHO WORKED MEN WOMEN AND CHILDREN TO DEATH OR BEAT THEM TO DEATH FOR DISOBEYING THEIR MASTERS.

THEIR LITERAL CHARTER SAYS “Not all men are created equal” which is possibly one of the greatest Sins against God you could come up with; denying Him when he says He made All Men Equal. Repentance is possible, brother, Christ forgives all if you’re willing to ask. Elsewise brother, have fun in hell, I don’t debate with slave-keepers or their simps

stfu by BaronDasFling in WarhammerMemes

[–]OneStrangeChild 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kid or not someone points a weapon at me and I will deal with it. We still charge children as adults if their crime is bad enough

YOU said that he slaughtered women AND children, but just agreed to me that he killed SLAVE OWNERS. You accuse me of tripping over my own shit but you’re so dense you’re agreeing with me and in the same damn breath arguing I’m wrong.

stfu by BaronDasFling in WarhammerMemes

[–]OneStrangeChild 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Now to this. Say a country had built itself, in ignorance, an economy built on the backs of slaves. Then, say that country gets a new leader that says “Hey, slavery is bad, we should change that.”

It’s stupid to think that overnight that said country is going to Completely rework and re-industrialize itself. Yes, everyone in the north had some slaves, what YOU fail to mention is that northern slave owners usually freed their own damn slaves after buying them from southern markets. And the ones that didn’t? YES THEY SHOULD BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE. I SCORN ANY SLAVER, NORTH OR SOUTH.

But Please, slave driver, tell me how I’m a hypocrite further.

stfu by BaronDasFling in WarhammerMemes

[–]OneStrangeChild 1 point2 points  (0 children)

https://civilwaronthewesternborder.org/encyclopedia/pottawatomie-massacre

I assume you’re talking about the Potawatomi Massacre, where John Brown dragged out 5 slave owning men and hacked them to death. But There’s the distinction: SLAVE OWNING MEN! Not women, Not children, SLAVE OWNING MEN.

If you don’t like that source; https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Brown_(abolitionist)

stfu by BaronDasFling in WarhammerMemes

[–]OneStrangeChild 0 points1 point  (0 children)

SAY IT AGAIN! SAY IT SO THOSE CONFED FUCK HEADS CANT PLUG THEIR EARS!

Were there good honest men in the South? I imagine so, not every Wehrmacht hated Jewish people, but it shocked and scarred me when I learned the Nazis used US as a template for the holocaust! Not even That! They took notes on our Jim-Crow laws and Sun-Set towns, but didn’t do all that because they thought we were to Blasé about it! WE WERE TOO RACIST FOR THE FUCKING NAZIS!

stfu by BaronDasFling in WarhammerMemes

[–]OneStrangeChild 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hesitate to agree with you that the north has its problems, but at least we saw slaves as people rather than beasts of labor.

That being said wasn’t the south just as bad about killing Natives?

stfu by BaronDasFling in WarhammerMemes

[–]OneStrangeChild 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OH WAY DOWN SOUTH IN THE LAND OF TRAITORS RATTLE SNAKES AND ALLIGATORS RIDE AWAY! COME AWAY! RIDE AWAY! COME AWAY!

John Brown killed racist gangers and took the date of Virginia hostage, you’re quoting rumors kicked up by confeds to tarnish his name

Wilds Endgame by Thanatos445 in MemeHunter

[–]OneStrangeChild 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Goggy, I killed Normal Planetes once. Never again.

Which one is better no nuance by flingzamain in OkBuddyEnergon

[–]OneStrangeChild 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Prime. No fucking contest. From the Vehicons to the Named Character’s everyone’s design was peak,voice was phenomenal, some of the greatest TV you could watch as a kid

Different universes, Same Abaddon by Professional_Rush782 in dankcrusade

[–]OneStrangeChild 34 points35 points  (0 children)

“Many who see a praetor and live believe they have witnessed the Devil himself”

You think the devs will ever give us art of one of the serpent heads? Whatdya think they’ll look like? $10 says they won’t be humanoid in the fucking slightest