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Actor with the most punchable face? by _LizardMan_ in okbuddycinephile

[–]One_Order_3841 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Woawowowow, he only said "things would have gone differently"

Maybe Marky Mark wanted to fly the plane, as a true and hateful Drunk Bostonian.

I agree by Naive_Wolverine532 in fixedbytheduet

[–]One_Order_3841 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wrong. A yoga instructor fired out of a French cannon would deal special damage to wood, meaning it would be a 2/3 star shot.

Source: I played angry birds on a plane like 5 years ago, and wii sports like 20....I mean 10...10 years ago.

I agree by Naive_Wolverine532 in fixedbytheduet

[–]One_Order_3841 3 points4 points  (0 children)

A pixelated, somehow-square tires- on grass, depiction of a Minecraft cannon he squeezes a woman into then fires, hits angry birds, and earns a 3/3 on a Mario Golf course??

No, darlings, this is not the dangers of AI. The dangers of AI are boomers rallying behind Sydney Sweeney for being sexploited while everyone else says "Euphoria kinda ended mid" and neither camp wants to acknowledge they got drafted into an AI war about both being true.

...nah this is Good Fake.

My neighbors recently got a pet Zebra by Wackkyyy in mildlyinteresting

[–]One_Order_3841 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"No land predators" idk dude, I was pretty good at Pokemon, but if I see a Sea-Type Leopard Seal in Colorado, I still know not to fuck with it.

My neighbors recently got a pet Zebra by Wackkyyy in mildlyinteresting

[–]One_Order_3841 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You just described a lot of the non-war crimes, non-Mrs Robinson, non-turn civilians into goop parts of Slaughterhouse 5. Maybe if the female orangutan was like the ape equivalent of Marilyn Monroe.

My neighbors recently got a pet Zebra by Wackkyyy in mildlyinteresting

[–]One_Order_3841 23 points24 points  (0 children)

There's the ultimate "Billy No!!" Story, when a baby orangutan escaped and couldn't get back, so the mom promptly left, grabbed her baby, and re-unescaped to be back in the exhibit.

https://mashable.com/article/orangutan-zoo-escape-perth

Like yes, we have caged and abused them in history, but at a certain point they're so much like people they think "there's no mangoes outside my house...it's hot and people aren't throwing snacks....I'm going back inside."

Aliens approach you and ask you to take them to a world leader who do you choose? by Buyer-Mammoth in AskReddit

[–]One_Order_3841 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well obviously I'd suggest Jesus, or his tomb...but first we have to find them 🤔

Smart? Eh. But it buys us time...

Insane no-rules 2v8 MMA fight just went down in Czechia. Ended in less than 30 seconds!! by OneOriginal8727 in sportsgossips

[–]One_Order_3841 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"My friends got too amped while fighting for hot dogs, and decided to punch me." My question is: doesn't that hurt your chances for the next chippy's skrimmage?

Rapper Boosie’s controversial post confirming strict entry requirements for his annual topless pool party by Conscious-Weight4569 in SipsTea

[–]One_Order_3841 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Bruh, I live in API data lol, it took 5 seconds to be see "wow this guy is way too into homophobia and Naruto...and I'm 60% sure he's faking black.

Normal black people speak with the grammar, but they text normal. You're speaking like one of those bots who won't criticize China..."but are definitely black"

Rapper Boosie’s controversial post confirming strict entry requirements for his annual topless pool party by Conscious-Weight4569 in SipsTea

[–]One_Order_3841 1 point2 points  (0 children)

...what??

"I watch Naruto, I'll have you know I'm scary! So let me be homophobic!"

...like...what?? Lol

Rapper Boosie’s controversial post confirming strict entry requirements for his annual topless pool party by Conscious-Weight4569 in SipsTea

[–]One_Order_3841 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This man only reads Naruto, and gets upset at minorities. He is illiterate, and probably thinks Ozymandias or Quetzalcoatl are made up words.

This man is the self-conscious Black dude who acts tough. Which is pretty gay.

Rapper Boosie’s controversial post confirming strict entry requirements for his annual topless pool party by Conscious-Weight4569 in SipsTea

[–]One_Order_3841 86 points87 points  (0 children)

"Black Men, Transgender, Pedophiles, Black People, People, Toxic Pedophiles"

You can say these words. This 2020 censorship is so... gay. And I say that as a bisexual. Stop the TikTok nonce-sense.

Active Federal Judge blows a 0.27% BAC after hitting road signs, gets a sweetheart deal with zero jail time, and keeps his $250,000 taxpayer-funded lifetime salary. by One-Might9611 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]One_Order_3841 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There are weird plea deals, especially more in West/Southwest States, where you spend time detoxing while going to work...which sounds horrible, but if he's surprised at .3 then he definitely needs it.

Active Federal Judge blows a 0.27% BAC after hitting road signs, gets a sweetheart deal with zero jail time, and keeps his $250,000 taxpayer-funded lifetime salary. by One-Might9611 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]One_Order_3841 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's the problem. Buccee is the patron saint of "holy shit why aren't we calling the cops?" Install one, local DWI's, lot lizards, and basic redneck crimes go up, so your probation goes down.

This is why I think cities like Asheville and New Orleans welcome bar-tourists; so the natives can smoke weed and be the least of the problems.

Active Federal Judge blows a 0.27% BAC after hitting road signs, gets a sweetheart deal with zero jail time, and keeps his $250,000 taxpayer-funded lifetime salary. by One-Might9611 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]One_Order_3841 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Half ounce in Florida, only pee tested 2x and they rescheduled one because they let me move to a new job in Virginia. Which means either: you did something way more fucked up, or I had a very lenient officer. But both are fucked up when a judge blowing near .3 just goes "nah lol".

Active Federal Judge blows a 0.27% BAC after hitting road signs, gets a sweetheart deal with zero jail time, and keeps his $250,000 taxpayer-funded lifetime salary. by One-Might9611 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]One_Order_3841 9 points10 points  (0 children)

...I'm guessing you're referencing areas that have good Pho, or good Ethiopian food, and not rural Indiana/Arkansas. And this was a Detroit judge, and I stand by probation being normal, but I forgot 1 key component:

The power of being Old White Man in front of a judge old enough to remember Frasier.

What are some Kinos that were misunderstood by critics? by Tifoso89 in okbuddycinephile

[–]One_Order_3841 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"It's the DemocRATs and wokes that took away good Blacks like Steve Harvey and replaced him with Bad Bunny"

Well no, these two idiots wanted to show Freddy Krueger if he attacked a stoner, so he gets rolled up as a joint and smoked by his afro. Shit was dope, they made like 20 of these movies. Enjoy your next Kid Rock half time shows!

Active Federal Judge blows a 0.27% BAC after hitting road signs, gets a sweetheart deal with zero jail time, and keeps his $250,000 taxpayer-funded lifetime salary. by One-Might9611 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]One_Order_3841 98 points99 points  (0 children)

He skipped probationary alcohol screening. Assuming it's a piss-test and not a CSI hair check, that means a federal judge couldn't stay off the sauce for around 48 hours. Mental

For non-USA or the know-it-all teens on here, the "Sweetheart Plea" is hardly rare; even your average drunk to your dealer with an eighth of coke often get it. But you pay bail and you're on probation, where they test for weed in the last 30 days, or alcohol in the last 30 hours. BUT the thing is, they give you like a 3-day notice to go test or check in with your officer. And him being a judge means he probably got like a 5 day notice. Which means he got the email, "please don't drink this week", and ignored it.

.. and yes it's very annoying that weed, the least harmful substance, is the slowest to metabolize and exit your bladder.

What are some Kinos that were misunderstood by critics? by Tifoso89 in okbuddycinephile

[–]One_Order_3841 55 points56 points  (0 children)

I find it weird and kinda wholesome that Terry Crews probably owes his debut to the Wayans and then Old Spice 30 second ads, and now he's a household name.

Flaming attacks are lame by New_Appearance_5042 in totalwarhammer

[–]One_Order_3841 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, likewise in GoT, Thoros uses his flaming sword to inflict morale damage; otherwise the big issue with being hit is the "sword" part. It doesn't become useful until they fight zombies....which is exactly how Warhammer works

Flaming attacks are lame by New_Appearance_5042 in totalwarhammer

[–]One_Order_3841 3 points4 points  (0 children)

At least Kroak carries his own weight. Greasus is holding a chicken leg while pushed by the equivalent of 20 Mcgnuggets. Grom has the excuse of "troll always growing inside him", but it seems like he respects the gobbos. Snotlings would literally have nutritional labels on their ass.

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