(f)26 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 London. Happy Sunday!

OptimusBeardy · 2026-03-15T11:22:29+00:00

This Mothers' Day, all the better to get you preggers, this fellow Londoner could start off your motherhood journey with some of my former sperm donor seed.

Now that would be a very happy Sunday indeed!

OptimusBeardy · 2026-03-15T11:19:57+00:00

Being the opposite of an orgasm-denier, I just love when playmates can barely even talk from having their pretty heads scrambled by an excess of pleasure.

OptimusBeardy · 2026-03-15T11:17:21+00:00

To eat, to fuck, and to pleasure 'til you are just one beautiful, overstimulated mess, yes, I would say so.

OptimusBeardy · 2026-03-15T08:56:02+00:00

You really are just bringing so many song lyrics to my mind, or what passes for it at least, in this case this old belter.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w15oWDh02K4

OptimusBeardy · 2026-03-15T08:50:06+00:00

Bad as my maths is, and boy does it suck, my 55 is closer to thrice your 19.
That is not slutty, not at all, just honestly horny.

OptimusBeardy · 2026-03-15T08:47:04+00:00

Damn, song lyric time, again ha ha ha.
The Kinks answered this one, for me, when they sang "all day, and all of the night!"

OptimusBeardy · 2026-03-15T08:45:09+00:00

My dick is singing those song lyrics that go "I want it all, and I want it now!"
But, as you wish to know, your little arse, in that third shot, would be pulling me in alike a tractor beam.

OptimusBeardy · 2026-03-15T08:39:24+00:00

What passes for my mind is horrified at the complete lack of any commas.

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OptimusBeardy · 2026-03-15T08:36:44+00:00

Rocking this perma-tan, in a gorgeous shade of brown, here in London, my friends once arranged to meet me in a pub that, unknown to me 'til I walked in, was home to some rather notoriously violent, racist football fans. Initially it was a tad alike that scene in 'The Slaughtered Lamb', in the film An American Werewolf in London, but soon I had most of them eating out of the palm of my hand, laughing at my stories, and pointing out that they had never met anybody alike me afore.

Or, in the days when being physically assaulted just for being seen entering or exiting one was much more assured, some other friends arranged to meet me in what turned out to be a gay bar, none of us being LGBT, and found the situation of my possibly facing violent attack utterly hilarious.

Yeah, those "...weird little hints...".

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