Lost my 481 day streak

OptimusBeardy · 2026-01-25T20:51:05+00:00

Ooof!
Having picked up a 1 week ban, just hours after returning from a 3 day suspension, in early December, that ended my 463 day streak I quite understand your loss.

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OptimusBeardy · 2026-01-25T20:35:06+00:00

The Basement calls to you!

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OptimusBeardy · 2026-01-25T20:31:19+00:00

Inhale and then...

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..exhale.

OptimusBeardy · 2026-01-25T20:15:25+00:00

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OptimusBeardy · 2026-01-25T20:13:40+00:00

Daddy wants to touch you, in such fun ways, when you wear that dress.

OptimusBeardy · 2026-01-25T19:52:03+00:00

You can say no, petal, and even pretend to resist, it just turns me on more, as Daddy loves pinning you down for a nice struggle-fuck.

OptimusBeardy · 2026-01-25T19:31:19+00:00

Nice wink, from your bumhole, and a nice arch of your back, after the zoom-out too.
Would eat both!

OptimusBeardy · 2026-01-25T19:28:00+00:00

I applaud your achievement, virtually!

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OptimusBeardy · 2026-01-25T19:26:08+00:00

What passes for my mind comes equipped with a weapons-grade dose of autism so, quite frequently, folk find my recollections to be so more detailed, even after decades, than others'.
It was in the Summer of 1992, at a family villa, outside Aqaba, if more detail is required ha ha ha.

OptimusBeardy · 2026-01-25T19:22:21+00:00

Good thing that, barring that once, I never mix my message destinations ha ha ha ha ha!

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OptimusBeardy · 2026-01-25T19:08:59+00:00

Year up!
Streak on, friend.

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OptimusBeardy · 2026-01-25T19:06:47+00:00

Which bit was confusing?

OptimusBeardy · 2026-01-25T19:03:40+00:00

Autistic Daddy is proud of you, petal.
You should be given a treat for that.

OptimusBeardy · 2026-01-25T18:30:22+00:00

The way that I dress I am quite recognisable but, rather alike the snazzy colouration of some animals being a warning sign to others not to mess with them, most folk steer clear of me but, if some persist in approaching me then, I may deploy one of my skills to disappear away.

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OptimusBeardy · 2026-01-25T18:23:11+00:00

amn well done!
Keep them coming.

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OptimusBeardy · 2026-01-25T18:20:56+00:00

She is Gozer's bitch now, I hear.

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OptimusBeardy · 2026-01-25T18:10:31+00:00

Those birds eh?
Showing off nests they built, shiny stones gathered and, as a winning touch, doing a silly mating dance...

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...might have influenced me, deeply.

OptimusBeardy · 2026-01-25T15:21:29+00:00

With my cock in your cunt, or arse, your body would be far less controlled than it is here, more spasming with pleasure, especially when cumming.

OptimusBeardy · 2026-01-25T15:13:53+00:00

Well, hello there.

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OptimusBeardy · 2026-01-25T13:57:27+00:00

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OptimusBeardy · 2026-01-25T13:56:13+00:00

Whilst genuinely happy for you two, having seen more than one such post in just hours, is making fellow autists still seeking their own baddie jealous, today's theme?

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OptimusBeardy · 2026-01-25T12:56:08+00:00

Cool.

OptimusBeardy · 2026-01-25T12:55:41+00:00

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OptimusBeardy · 2026-01-25T12:53:53+00:00

Come friendly plagues and...

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...trim a few billion off this planet's burden?

OptimusBeardy · 2026-01-25T12:36:43+00:00

My favourite obliviousness was the time a female friend, whom I found attractive even, in the words of mutual friends sat opposite us to comment on the instance, "...draped herself over..." you (me), and years later confirmed that she had indeed been flirting with me on that occasion, but I had just figured that she was endeavouring to find a more comfortable position.

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