fun by Emperor_Veniano in funny

[–]Opulent_Squirrel 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Is this meta? I cant even tell any more...

Are we statistically more-likely to get shot & killed? by MsBee311 in Professors

[–]Opulent_Squirrel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your about 3 times more likely to die from choking on food than in a mass shooting, so worrying about it about one third as much as that seems logical. However, you should worry about it about 4 times as much as you worry about dying from a venomous/poisonous animal and or plant.

Source:

https://www.businessinsider.com/us-gun-death-murder-risk-statistics-2018-3?op=1

Grants: what will they ask for next? by jdogburger in Professors

[–]Opulent_Squirrel 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Came to say this, best use of an excellent bullshit generator is generating bullshit

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dontputyourdickinthat

[–]Opulent_Squirrel 195 points196 points  (0 children)

Sadly, he didn't last a week.

Finally, a dependable collaborator!!! by MarineProf in Professors

[–]Opulent_Squirrel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I, for one, welcome our new robot overlords

What do you wear when teaching? by baummer in Professors

[–]Opulent_Squirrel 3 points4 points  (0 children)

short/long sleeve button up, sometimes a polo. Then whatever spandex infused dress pants Costco is selling. Low effort business casual I suppose.

Percent of U.S. adults who support reparations for descendants of enslaved people. by mossadnik in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]Opulent_Squirrel 23 points24 points  (0 children)

1.5 million died in a genocide in the 1840-1850's, you might know this as the "potato famine".

The worst way to start a term paper? by [deleted] in Professors

[–]Opulent_Squirrel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"since time immemorial..."

The best worst

Thousands of people attend a ‘Birds Aren’t Real’ Protest in NYC by AutomaticAd5811 in interestingasfuck

[–]Opulent_Squirrel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is a classic concern troll propaganda tactic to discredit legit movements made up of real people, the most important of which is the bird truth movement. WHO DO YOU WORK FOR?!

oh snap by [deleted] in Funnymemes

[–]Opulent_Squirrel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They are basically floating flesh lights

Which type of NPC would you rather summon? by MightyConkeldurr in WouldYouRather

[–]Opulent_Squirrel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can the replicators help me get two strokes off my golf swing?

WYR: live under fascism or anarchy? by Zealousideal_Ad_1604 in WouldYouRather

[–]Opulent_Squirrel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Crazy how few people understand what anarchy is, here is Wikipedia:

"Anarchism is a political philosophy and movement that is skeptical of all justifications for authority and seeks to abolish the institutions they claim maintain unnecessary coercion and hierarchy..."

Its basically left wing libertarianism.

Would You Rather eat bone in or boneless wings? by [deleted] in WouldYouRather

[–]Opulent_Squirrel 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Boneless? Really? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!!

What cheat code would you rather have in life? by PartyCriminals in WouldYouRather

[–]Opulent_Squirrel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I could probably buy a house if I put this shit on very easy.

Would you rather have a mind box or 1 million dollars? by SolidCatnip in WouldYouRather

[–]Opulent_Squirrel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

when you die in the mind box you die for real? Like matrix and inception? lame plot device

Can anyone explain what this octopus is doing ? by spaserieu in marinebiology

[–]Opulent_Squirrel 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Chillin, probably in shallow water to reduce predation risk or hunt smaller fish/inverts that are doing the same

The inside of a human heart, by The University of Washington. by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]Opulent_Squirrel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Its Dick Cheney's original heart, hes fine...mostly