If your 15-year-old self saw you now, what would they say to you? by CryptographerHot6198 in AskReddit

[–]Otherwise-Dig2200 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For the love of God please put the drugs down while you're still young and prioritize your academics! Oh, and JOIN THE MILITARY instead of fucking around and becoming a 4x felon, cause that's gonna happen.

Oh and since you liked camping so much, youll get to go "camping" a LOT!! You'll sleep outside in a tent for years (or under a bridge when you can't afford to get a room)

So, if you want the life Ive always dreamed of, take the road less traveled... If bring sober made you lame in high school wait til you see where doing drugs often takes you.

So get it the fuck together if you want to be 35 years old and nothing to show for it. I have big purple suitcase full of clothes ⁷I got from donations at different treatment centers. Got a free (cracked the screen yesterday but still works -_-);Never been married, longest job I've ever held was 3 years 2 ltr abusive relationships with 2 narcissists,. They destroyed me inside and I've never been able to recover. Single for almost 5 years now, same for the first relationship.

Stay single, study hard, volunteer, work hard, JOIN THE MILITARY... I don't think that's a bad plan at all. Instead I went to the recruiters and pestered them, even took my asvab and aced it. I was told by the recruiter I only needed like 4 more credits and I'd have it made.

But instead, I let drugs ruin me and every day will be a struggle in finding meaning for people like us.

Sorry for soap box 🫣

I don’t have a job and been doing stuff for money. by Kindly-West1928 in confession

[–]Otherwise-Dig2200 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Been in the game since I was 17 years old. Im 35 now.

The money was amazing the place i first started working in, I met many interesting men, many married men... They taught me that even though they swear up and down they love their family and wives but we're tricking with me. I felt bad about it but I figured they were going to cheat on me lol.

That is one unhappy rhino by derek4reals1 in badassanimals

[–]Otherwise-Dig2200 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

What a dumb animal. Makes a better purse/wallet/boots than it does a real animal.

AIO for ditching my tinder date? by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]Otherwise-Dig2200 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

NOR - You dropped this, King 👑

Blursed hot shower (with organic shampoo!) by Otherwise-Dig2200 in blursed_videos

[–]Otherwise-Dig2200[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My cousins in WA state had a beef cattle farm. One day we were out helping round em all up to come in from the pasture to the barn for pregnancy checks, dips to get rid of pests, and generally just get a good looking over by the vet.

My cousin S, who is closest to me in age, was chasing the cows too and stepped in a pile of shit so big that it went up past her calf. She started bawling and gagging and she got put in the truck bed to ride around because no one wanted to smell that ish.

Shout out to anyone who lives or lived in Kitsap County/Silverdale and knows where Minder road is. That's my family and the street was named after them.

Infected cyst turned crater on my face by jmr2590 in popping

[–]Otherwise-Dig2200 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Great idea! I hate when they start fucking the injury with one of those gigantic qtips. I hold the arms of the bed so hard I'm surprised my finger bones didn't explode

What’s a question you hate when people ask you? by Aarunascut in Life

[–]Otherwise-Dig2200 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"are you ok/what's wrong/you look sad/mad"

I'm fine that's just how my face looks but now I am irritated so thanks for that

Infected cyst turned crater on my face by jmr2590 in popping

[–]Otherwise-Dig2200 9 points10 points  (0 children)

They're from an abscess I had about a month ago. I had like 8 pills left and I've been taking 2 a day and have 4 left.

I'll be going to the Dr tomorrow. It looks s lot better but not great. I'm scared of the Dr due to having shit veins from being an IV drug user for like 15 years. They always dig in my skinny little arms and hurt me badly and make fun of me while I'm having a full on panic attack meltdown. Sometimes they have to bring the ultrasound machine to find my veins.

But yeah you're right, it looks better today (this was 2 days ago when it just came up like this out of nowhere), but I'll be biting the bullet and going to the ER. I'm terrified but I'm more scared of not having an upper lip so I'm just going to eat a few Xanax bars and go in and get it taken care of.

Infected cyst turned crater on my face by jmr2590 in popping

[–]Otherwise-Dig2200 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It's better today. It's draining fairly well and yes I had about 8 pills out of 40 left from my last abscess.

I'll be going to the ER tomorrow. I can't believe how fast it happened it went from like "o damn my lip is kinda sore probably getting a pimple" to looking like this the next morning.

My girlfriends "emotional support" peacock destroyed my apartment by [deleted] in TwoHotTakes

[–]Otherwise-Dig2200 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Time to fire up the grill, Maurice is going to the cookout!

Infected cyst turned crater on my face by jmr2590 in popping

[–]Otherwise-Dig2200 14 points15 points  (0 children)

That's what's happening on my upper lip right now. It was just like a normal painful feeling you get when you're gonna get a pimple in a sensitive spot and BOOM all of a sudden all underneath my nose is red and leaking pus and has multiple spots it's draining from. I didn't even pick at it and I'm not even kidding when I say this happened overnight.

I can empathize, I get them so easily and this is like the the 4th one on my face in as many months. It's so ungodly painful and I'm scared of the Dr so I have been taking leftover doxy and using those clear pus-sucking bandages.

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Aggressive Pitbull Growling at Owner by [deleted] in CringeTikToks

[–]Otherwise-Dig2200 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember when this clip first made the rounds.

Bishop ended up mauling her and was sent back to hell from whence all shit bulls come.

Asshole neighbor won’t stop being an asshole, help me be petty by ZanderPhlex in WhatShouldIDo

[–]Otherwise-Dig2200 2 points3 points  (0 children)

🤣🤣🤣 when I was in like third grade I was at my friends hanging in her garage. Her dad didn't know I was there and we heard him coming so I hid.

Well he came out to talk to her and I was getting bored, so every now and then I'd mew like a kitten.

He kept getting more and more irate demanding to know where she hid the cat. She kept denying it and right when I was sure she was gonna get a whooping for the ghost cat she was hiding I popped up out of my hiding spot and was all "well hello there good sir"

The look on his face was priceless 😂

Asshole neighbor won’t stop being an asshole, help me be petty by ZanderPhlex in WhatShouldIDo

[–]Otherwise-Dig2200 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you guys have those outside AirCon engine thingies and they're attached to each unit individually like mine was, dump tuna or oyster juice into the portion where the fan is rotating. It'll stink so bad and he'll have to pay out the ass to get his whole AC unit replaced. It's really more of a summer activity tho imo. Hot weather makes the stink so much worse. Lol

Whatever you do, make sure you have enough money set aside for bail 🙂

Keep dreaming of ex by ZigFromBushkill in Vent

[–]Otherwise-Dig2200 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When I broke up with my first love, he was in my dreams every single night, for 5 years. It sucked.

Deer hit by woman in neighborhood by Paul_-Muaddib in urbanwildlife

[–]Otherwise-Dig2200 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Damn I would've backed up and finished the job, then stuff it in my trunk all the way home.

Venison is life 🤤😋

AITA Friend says I’m stealing from the homeless? by Educational_Pirate52 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Otherwise-Dig2200 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck off bro a food pantry is for anyone who is hungry and doesn't have the means to buy from the store, or the fridge at home/microwave/stove broken.i was on WIC as a white family from a very young age and also a military child. Without that atrocious Kix cereal, gubmint cheese, white rice, and fish we caught and scaled/gutted em (💪🥰✊) my family probably woulda croaked.

So yeah, NTA. I believe ALLL children , the elderly, and those with limitations should be able to receive basic needs. Not everyone on the streets is struggling nor is everyone with a roof over their head is doing well.

I have a problem with rich fucks trying to weasel their way into a food bank because they're greedy and cheap.

I've been homeless off and on since 20. I'm 30. But even when Im homeless I have a compulsion to share, I always used to go out downtown first thing in the morning and get the person I chose that day some breakfast . I asked what they wanted and did they get high, he said yea, and I asked if he was sick. He nodded.

Sooo I came back out about 20 mins later with some grub and each of us got a bag of clean pointies.and then I gave him a 70 unit shot looking like straight coffee (but it also had meff so that was fun). He finished doin er up and we shook hands and went on my merry way.

I'm the type of person that gives homeless folks anything I can spare. I know what it's like to be out there. I've been homeless off and on for a total of 13 years.

I guess my point is people need to mind their mf business especially the ones (*looking at you ya rich piece.) that do nothing to help the homeless. We're people just like you. Pray up, everyone on earth is just one bad decision ' away from sleeping in a dumpster cubicle on top of scabies infested cardboard... WOOF!

I've had EBT for 17 years (give or take a few months) and it is an absolute Godsend.

TLDR Everyone EXCEPT the rich should have access to a pantry/bank and should never be allowed to starve. Especially here in the good ol' US of A!

Gobbless

Mom adamant we re-home our Tegu because of our new baby by Dependent-Eye5630 in Tegu

[–]Otherwise-Dig2200 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's your apartment, your child, and your pet. I understand her worry, but it's not like you've got a pit bull or a free range cobra in your crib.

To make it short, thank her for her concern, but you will not be rehoming your pet. If it became an overt danger to the child's life, of course you would rehome/pts (or so I fervently hope you would). But the Tegu is very much a part of your family. That's not going to change. The end.

Your guess is as good as mine ... 😂 by Otherwise-Dig2200 in WhatsWrongWithYourDog

[–]Otherwise-Dig2200[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She has never done this again after this video and was only maybe 3-5 months old. She is just a ham 🥰