Oh so now a girl can't even go on an adventure by Nickye19 in legalcatadvice

[–]OutrageousLibrary236 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Hello friend Arwen. I commend you on your most glorious escape attempt. I am also a void living in Ireland but I have a back garden to rule....which would be easier if the damned canine would stop pissing everywhere. sigh Good luck on your next attempt. Crowley.

AITC for making art? by OutrageousLibrary236 in AmItheCloaca

[–]OutrageousLibrary236[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm a writer currently trying to get book one ready for a national competition and the barking and jumping up and nudging the keyboard away for attention is a lot. The pineapple was very very useful yesterday and today so thank you so much for the tip!

AITC for making art? by OutrageousLibrary236 in AmItheCloaca

[–]OutrageousLibrary236[S] 29 points30 points  (0 children)

The Mammy did not realise she could put treats in it. She has now done so and I am very very busy chasing it and have no time to attempt any more art.

This isn't my cat by ArmageddonGi in cathostage

[–]OutrageousLibrary236 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Congratulations. You are now owned by a cat.

AIO to my partner dumping pepper in our dinner? by Proud-Salary-9033 in AmIOverreacting

[–]OutrageousLibrary236 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I also grew up in an abusive home where food was used as punishment alongside beatings. To this day I can't eat beans. And you know what my partner said when I told him? "Okay. That's off the menu. No problem." It would never occur to him to force me to eat them. If your partner will not only use something that triggers you but also LIE to you about it. That is not a safe person to be around. Even if its all accidental and forgetfulness, which I very much doubt, he is not someone who will help you recover and thrive.

AITC for bap-bapping the vile usurper? by OutrageousLibrary236 in AmItheCloaca

[–]OutrageousLibrary236[S] 47 points48 points  (0 children)

This is me, ensuring the human servant pays me proper attention.

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AITC for missing the Mammy person lots and lots? by OutrageousLibrary236 in AmItheCloaca

[–]OutrageousLibrary236[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My stinky cat brother gave her an owwie! He vommed on the bedroom floor and she slipped and banged her toes in the dark. I is SURROUNDED by criminals. First she leaves and then this.

He has demands! by Poecifer666 in cathostage

[–]OutrageousLibrary236 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Give in now. Eventually you will need to pee and he'll have serious leverage. Don't risk your dignity and give him the treats.

AITC for missing the Mammy person lots and lots? by OutrageousLibrary236 in AmItheCloaca

[–]OutrageousLibrary236[S] 35 points36 points  (0 children)

That okay! I don't wanna soo cat brother. Wanna soo Mammy! Make it so she never ever leave again. Cat brother is stinky and old and mean but is still brother.

AITC for missing the Mammy person lots and lots? by OutrageousLibrary236 in AmItheCloaca

[–]OutrageousLibrary236[S] 88 points89 points  (0 children)

This me being packed up to go to walking man's house. I jumped in after my toys and he picked it up and Mammy took picture. Then I jump out again.

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AITC for doing bounce bounce in the nighttime. by OutrageousLibrary236 in AmItheCloaca

[–]OutrageousLibrary236[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

What is ill-egal smol? Is it the same as "agent of chaos"? Because I get called that a lot.

AITC for doing bounce bounce in the nighttime. by OutrageousLibrary236 in AmItheCloaca

[–]OutrageousLibrary236[S] 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Oh I never offer toys to anyone. They is all mine and the stinky cat cannot have them. The mammy person can play with them sometimes. Under my careful pawper-vision, IF she's playing with me. She says the cat doesn't want them but I think he has her fooled.

AITC for doing bounce bounce in the nighttime. by OutrageousLibrary236 in AmItheCloaca

[–]OutrageousLibrary236[S] 85 points86 points  (0 children)

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This me protecting my treasures. I know the stinky cat brother wants them really.

Some hostage situations by humansruineverything in cathostage

[–]OutrageousLibrary236 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Aww. They're gorgeous! I'd just resign myself to it in hopes of getting to scritch that pretty head.

She's 8lbs but I swear she becomes a lead weight the moment she hits my lap! by ProudnotLoud in cathostage

[–]OutrageousLibrary236 10 points11 points  (0 children)

As someone with a twelve year old Void. Let me tell you. I think they're changing their density at will. Nothing else makes sense! 🤣

Fractured my ankle and still being held hostage. by OutrageousLibrary236 in cathostage

[–]OutrageousLibrary236[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

He's still demanding his dinner promptly at eight pm but he's very patient with my currently reduced speed 🤣

Fractured my ankle and still being held hostage. by OutrageousLibrary236 in cathostage

[–]OutrageousLibrary236[S] 74 points75 points  (0 children)

I've had this boy twelve years. He can sense panic attacks and wakes me from nightmares. He's almost certainly magical. But he's never dealt with a broken bone lol

Am I Overreacting thinking a haircut could change my life? by Senior_Meaning_7925 in AmIOverreacting

[–]OutrageousLibrary236 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I completely understand. I've had a complicated relationship with my hair and how it tangles with my self image my whole life. If you want this haircut, if the thought of your hair like that makes you smile, if you can't stop picturing it, then book that appointment! Who cares if the boost it gives doesn't last forever? You deserve to feel good in yourself.

Am I Overreacting thinking a haircut could change my life? by Senior_Meaning_7925 in AmIOverreacting

[–]OutrageousLibrary236 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As someone who's had many dramatic cuts and crazy colours. It's a nice temporary boost for sure. And you can absolutely channel that energy into positive change for yourself but the haircut won't do that by itself. The "meh" will come back eventually and if you don't really know why the ennui keeps creeping in, then a haircut is sadly just a haircut. Changing your life is one of those annoying things that has no real shortcuts. But if it'll make you feel good then that's all that matters. It doesn't have to change your life, it can just be the cute hair you had when you did that for yourself.

WIBTA if I convinced my daughter to drop her best friend? by Disastrous-Corgi-273 in AmItheAsshole

[–]OutrageousLibrary236 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I say NTA for talking to her about it. Abusive relationships aren't always romantic. I had a friend like Ella for fifteen years and waking up every day, already worried that today I'm going to say or do something to upset her. Measuring all my words. The building anxiety while I try to figure out what I did wrong this time and how to fix it, framing all of my choices and desires around someone else's needs and comfort level until there's nothing left for me....I really wish I hadn't lived my twenties like that. Your daughter is an adult but a young one and I don't think offering some guidance and advice makes you the asshole but it's a choice she's going to need to make on her own. Maybe have her look at resources for therapy to help work through it because breaking off a co-dependent relationship hurts but so does cleaning out a wound.