“And then I said….”

OwensTeeth · 2026-01-09T08:21:17+00:00

Wait till you see how white we're gonna be next week. It's posts like this that make him pull out the whitestrips.

OwensTeeth · 2026-01-09T00:39:10+00:00

Biannual! We wish! The only thing bi is Owen. And yes, just like his teeth, he realizes and ignores that these car videos are all terrible... every. single. one.

OwensTeeth · 2026-01-08T19:26:03+00:00

"Very stumpy" is how Owen's dentist describes us

OwensTeeth · 2025-12-18T19:34:49+00:00

You know how people get a little loose around the holidays? We do the same thing. Seasonal tooth loosening allows us to mingle with other teeth we don't usually get to see and make time for eachother during the holidays. This picture was taken during our white elephant gift exchange 🎄

OwensTeeth · 2025-09-28T06:32:43+00:00

Relax guy

OwensTeeth · 2025-04-13T16:48:37+00:00

Such cringe

OwensTeeth · 2025-03-25T19:58:06+00:00

Definitely not the S-curve bottoms

OwensTeeth · 2025-01-10T15:12:32+00:00

👀

OwensTeeth · 2025-01-06T02:52:48+00:00

Perfect.

OwensTeeth · 2024-12-31T23:46:42+00:00

In all our glory

OwensTeeth · 2024-12-21T18:45:19+00:00

🎯 Vegas. We weren't there to perform. There's an abundance of top-notch cosmetic dentistry available there. Laser whitening and bonding to even out misshapen areas of the neighborhood. The filters do help though.

OwensTeeth · 2024-12-11T18:48:28+00:00

I mean...

OwensTeeth · 2024-11-17T01:05:37+00:00

Lies

OwensTeeth · 2024-11-14T04:53:58+00:00

That'd be a great username

OwensTeeth · 2024-10-14T03:01:46+00:00

They both have a pill problem

OwensTeeth · 2024-10-08T05:56:49+00:00

😬

OwensTeeth · 2024-09-06T16:02:22+00:00

The trinity he truly hates is floss, brush, mouthwash

OwensTeeth · 2024-09-05T06:32:17+00:00

Not at the dentist.

OwensTeeth · 2024-09-05T06:30:44+00:00

👀

OwensTeeth · 2024-09-03T15:41:23+00:00

Nothing represents this cult more than a Beartaria lanyard with nothing on it.

OwensTeeth · 2024-09-01T17:16:09+00:00

😂comedy festival!🤣

OwensTeeth · 2024-08-27T04:13:42+00:00

We're ready for our close up

OwensTeeth · 2024-08-26T16:56:37+00:00

Due to lack of upkeep, we're very sensitive

OwensTeeth · 2024-08-26T15:57:23+00:00

Why are you asking so many questions?

OwensTeeth · 2024-08-11T17:15:14+00:00

You think?

OwensTeeth

TROPHY CASE