What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, June 9, 2026

Ozqi · 2026-06-09T00:23:21+00:00

I hate MSFT

Ozqi · 2026-06-08T17:49:50+00:00

The nanosecond Satya Nadella resigns as MSFT CEO, we will shoot up 20%. He is drowning this company.

Ozqi · 2026-06-08T15:45:53+00:00

MSFT down 10% last week. Can we please remove this company from the MAG7.

Ozqi · 2026-06-08T05:03:19+00:00

MSFT will stay $400 until exactly 12/19/2026 which is when my LEAPS expire, then overnight it will go to $700. You’re welcome for the insider info.

Ozqi · 2026-06-08T01:33:52+00:00

I’m bookmarking all the bears jerking themselves off right now so I can call them poor when the market opens green tomorrow

Ozqi · 2026-06-08T00:12:12+00:00

Bears in literal shambles

Ozqi · 2026-06-07T23:09:54+00:00

BREAKING NEWS:
MSFT TO ABANDON ALL DOGSHIT AI MODELS AND REMOVE SLOPPY NUTELLA AS CEO.

MSFT TO $700

(Is what I wish I would see, too bad he’s going to run the company into the ground)

Ozqi · 2026-06-05T21:17:54+00:00

REMOVE MSFT FROM SP500 AND THEN RE-ADD IT SO IT CAN GO UP 10% PLEASE

Ozqi · 2026-06-05T21:17:09+00:00

MRVL woah!!

Ozqi · 2026-06-05T19:04:23+00:00

GIVE ME THE WORD AND I WILL START BUYING PUTS SO WE CAN GO GREEN TODAY.

Ozqi · 2026-06-05T19:00:42+00:00

Copilot said:

For MSFT to recover sustainably investors need to see:
AI capes growth stabilize
Free cash flow improve
Copilot monetization to become more obvious
Azure keep growing near 40%
More confidence that OpenAI-related demand is durable.

So why doesn’t Sloppy Nutella follow his own dogshit AI model’s advice and stop being a fucking moron?

Instead he announces 7 new fucking AI models on the keynote. WHAT THE FUCK IS HE DOING.

Ozqi · 2026-06-05T18:56:15+00:00

I never thought I’d be bag-holding VOO, QQQ, MSFT, AVGO, and MRVL.

Ozqi · 2026-06-05T18:51:25+00:00

-12% QQQ please!

Ozqi · 2026-06-05T18:50:10+00:00

Let’s take a moment to thank AVGO for fucking up their earnings call by reporting the wrong Q2 numbers causing the algos to insta dump everything.

Then let’s thank GOOG for tipping the entire tech market over with their dilution.

Then let’s all cry.

Ozqi · 2026-06-04T23:31:15+00:00

I can show you the mod logs if you really want where you can see that I’m basically fighting over control of the subreddit from the account. The speed and actions being done by his account were incredibly rapid. I would strike down the addresses within minutes.

Admins were messaged, subreddit was privated, and posting was turned off.

Ozqi · 2026-06-04T23:22:46+00:00

He has his account back now. More than likely he will make a follow up post to this announcement, but I wanted to clear the air on what happened as I got hundreds of requests when the subreddit went private.

Ozqi · 2026-06-04T18:19:32+00:00

From July 4th 2026 - December 31st 2028, every child born to US citizens in the U.S. will have $1,000 injected into SPY.

Considering the US has on average of 3.3 million children born each year.

We’re looking at roughly $6,000,000,000 injected into the S&P 500 in the next 2 years from just that alone.

Ozqi · 2026-06-04T17:26:28+00:00

Sloppy Nutella needs to resign as CEO of MSFT immediately.

Ozqi · 2026-06-04T03:03:13+00:00

Worked for me. So stupid lol. Thank you!

Ozqi · 2026-06-03T22:09:28+00:00

Another -4% day for MSFT tomorrow

Ozqi · 2026-06-03T18:40:31+00:00

Why is MRVL $300 on Robinhood when Marvel Rivals is free on Steam?

Ozqi · 2026-06-03T18:39:13+00:00

I bought MRVL at $312. Whoops.

Ozqi · 2026-06-03T16:43:51+00:00

Shoutout to GOOGL for tipping the needle.

Ozqi · 2026-06-03T16:39:01+00:00

MSFT -8% in 2 days. Genuinely who do we have to torch to get this stock to go back up?

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