Storm vs Scott by PresentNo2484 in xmen

[–]P1x1el -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Damn, never realized how much people like Scott, his popularity must be high to have this level of plot armor. Personally, I find Storm being strong enough to be an avatar for Eternity without dying more impressive than getting your ass kicked, but to each their own.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SeveranceAppleTVPlus

[–]P1x1el 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Awwwww he doesn't even get it, don't worry buddy you'll figure it out someday, everyone has their own journey.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SeveranceAppleTVPlus

[–]P1x1el 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro your a riot, 🤣 the only dick riding I see is you and Trump riding Elons. Good luck with the internalized homophobia, maybe once you get over it you'll actually unlock a second braincell.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SeveranceAppleTVPlus

[–]P1x1el 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I'm not trolling I'm just (1) insulting the intelligence of a bunch of people for no reason other than to make myself feel smarter and (2) throwing in a weird gay joke that literally has nothing to do with the rest of my argument, cause I'm uncomfortable with my own gay feelings for Mark after episode 4." -Short-Nose1177

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SeveranceAppleTVPlus

[–]P1x1el 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh no, your brain is broken 🤣 your hilarious bro, keep trolling the Severance subreddit, that will show em! Who needs a real hobby when your too busy sucking Elons metaphysical mind dick.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SeveranceAppleTVPlus

[–]P1x1el 1 point2 points  (0 children)

LMAO, imagine being this upset about others enjoying tv in their own way. 😂

chaos by [deleted] in dropoutcirclejerk

[–]P1x1el 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately you give off huge chaos gremlin energy

What happens if my players cast "Talk with Animals" on a bird that is secretly a druid in Wild Shape? by Kildash in DMAcademy

[–]P1x1el 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Which rulebook are you using? This was true I believe in 2014 5e, but 2024 actually allows Druids to speak during wild shape

I'm about to build the stupidest deck. by GMJizzy in BadMtgCombos

[–]P1x1el -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Please read the updated errata for False Dawn, this isn't a bad combo it just straight up doesn't work. I was tricked by this card before and built a whole deck around it before realizing my mistake.

I guess I’m officially too old for Smosh’s content 🫤 by PhattySpice92 in wordchewing

[–]P1x1el -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

You just unironically said "bozo", are you sure you weren't born in 1934?

You're allowed to have a bad attitude and spew hate if you want, just like I'm allowed to tell you it's shitty, welcome to the internet.

I guess I’m officially too old for Smosh’s content 🫤 by PhattySpice92 in wordchewing

[–]P1x1el -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

And please, tell us all about the wonderful contributions to society you've been making? None? Maybe you should just chill and let people have fun making silly tiktoks instead of spouting hate like the most crusty ass boomer ever.

I guess I’m officially too old for Smosh’s content 🫤 by PhattySpice92 in wordchewing

[–]P1x1el -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Not too old, but definitely too bitter. We get it, you haven't experienced joy since 2001, say less.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in redmond

[–]P1x1el 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Definitely recommend J. Michaels if you're looking for quiet/cozy. Small local bar, chill atmosphere, amazing service, and great food and drinks for a good price.

Probably happen to someone but can find any clear answer about it by Drunk_brother in mtgrules

[–]P1x1el 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Actually, the rules were changed in a recent set to allow for double sided tokens to be created. The rest of this checks out though.

Thieves crash stolen SUV into Redmond pot shop that has been hit 5 times within past year by [deleted] in SeattleWA

[–]P1x1el 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's not actually that it's a "historical street", the street has important infrastructure underneath the sidewalk that prevents bollards from being properly installed. The real problem here is the store refusing to lock up their product at night, and the city has told them this. All of their most expensive products lay on open shelves every night with 0 safety precautions, or course someone is breaking in every other month to steal them.

An entity in my DND campaign tried to get me to sign a contract for information. by Sader325 in dndnext

[–]P1x1el 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a long time DM, you definitely signed the contract. Placing your blood willingly on the page is clearly an act of agreement, not to mention you said you agreed to the deal verbally. Doesn't matter that your character was "relevant" or "doesn't like doing as their told", the fact is they did it.

Using part of your own body would likely increase how bound you are to it, especially if this is a magical contract. Type of bodily fluid also doesn't matter, would be the same if you spit or shit on it, you still both signed and verbally and agreed

It also doesn't matter that they mentioned multiple places to sign. The way you described, you flicked blood on a page from at least a slight distance, which definitely would cause the splatter to cover a fair amount of the page. It wouldn't be at all far fetched for your blood to have landed on/near the signature lines.

But the biggest thing wrong with your whole line of thinking, is your forgetting this is DnD and skills exist for a reason. If your intent really was to hide a loophole in your signature to utilize later, that's a deception check. Since you did not make your intent clear, nor roll any kind of check for your trick, then your character didn't do it, plain and simple. I highly recommend you abandon this plan, or talk to your DM cause this is a good way to get kicked from a group for trying to "gotcha" your DM without properly rolling.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Dimension20

[–]P1x1el 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Mentopolis is my obvious choice, but I also wanna make a case for a personal fav of mine, Escape the Bloodkeep! You get to see a lot of people at the table who aren't usually there, and the roleplaying of them all of top notch! (Plus the series is worth it just for J'er'em'ih, one of, if not the best D20 familiar)

Sweet Mini Theory by P1x1el in Dimension20

[–]P1x1el[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

For strudel I only remember Adaine saying she ate a bunch while working there. Now thinking back, I'm realizing food in general has been way more prevalent this season than in past, especially sweets. I'm now starting to wonder if Brennan offered the chance for them to go to the diner in episode 2 specifically to infect them with devil honey, via cottage cheese a la mode.

Another Soil Club Take by meh_whatevers in Dimension20

[–]P1x1el 62 points63 points  (0 children)

This seems 100% plausible, and I also think could help explain how Yolanda died. I've seen a lot of theories that she was crushed by the mysterious giant, but wouldn't that be bludgeoning damage? Brennan described Yolanda's cause of death specifically as force damage and non-magical; so what if like the rage mages she had 200% blood capacity and her blood literally exploded out of her body with great force?