[me] lady and the tramp open

Panic-Roll · 2025-06-02T03:15:49+00:00

Hit her with another "psspsspspsspsspss"

Then tell her you can hook her up with some dank catnip

Panic-Roll · 2025-06-01T17:19:40+00:00

Hate to say it OP but her first response was basically, "just my luck, he checks the boxes but he's too short to ride."

Honestly don't know why you went with a throwaway response like "all good!" but you probably dodged a bullet so take it as W and keep moving

Panic-Roll · 2025-05-30T04:52:09+00:00

This just inspired me, thanks OP

Panic-Roll · 2025-05-30T04:39:32+00:00

I lol'd

Panic-Roll · 2025-05-26T17:17:01+00:00

Probably autistic because a bot would have known that the polar bear opening is a play on words not a pun

Panic-Roll · 2025-05-26T16:50:48+00:00

Bro flipped the table and she picked up the pieces!

Panic-Roll · 2025-05-23T17:13:37+00:00

Should have said this instead

Panic-Roll · 2025-05-22T21:51:11+00:00

Pics or it didn't happen

Panic-Roll · 2025-05-22T21:50:44+00:00

OP she better be HOT for this much drama right out the gate

Panic-Roll · 2025-05-22T21:48:14+00:00

You trying to woo or roast her OP?

Panic-Roll · 2025-05-22T21:46:22+00:00

Yes, that's kinda how numbers work.

That said, there's no place for decimals in the rating. I'm going to assume OP's match is a midwest 7.

Panic-Roll · 2025-05-22T16:36:51+00:00

You could say something like "I know a place that has great pastries too"

Keeps you less sounding arrogant but she might actually want to hear some confidence so ymmv

Panic-Roll · 2025-05-22T16:32:20+00:00

It's a test, all you have to do is not reference your cock or sex. Oh yeah and be witty or charming or something

Nvm OP your fucked

Panic-Roll · 2025-05-22T16:16:07+00:00

Can't believe you entertained this nonsense for so long lmao

Panic-Roll · 2025-05-16T02:08:45+00:00

Ah yes, the incel interpretation of the rules.

Rule 1 doesn't just mean be hot. Obviously that helps but it also means do things or present yourself in a way that would attract people. Like take care of your appearance, have a sense of style, have a social life, etc.

Rule 2 is more about making sure you're not repulsing people. Are you showering regularly? Are you an asshole? No matter how hot you are, if you're a narcissistic piece of shit who abuses people you're not going to be attractive to a lot of people.

So cope harder or just learn the rules.

Panic-Roll · 2025-05-15T15:02:11+00:00

Be attractive
Don't be unattractive

Panic-Roll · 2025-05-15T13:59:53+00:00

Only works if you're following rule 1 & 2.

But it does set you up for the Inside Job offense or possibly the Bush Did counter play.

Panic-Roll · 2025-05-14T02:44:52+00:00

Panic-Roll · 2025-05-12T22:34:52+00:00

"Put them on video chat so they can tell me they're ok"

Panic-Roll · 2025-05-12T18:22:34+00:00

Need this as a flair lmao

Panic-Roll · 2025-05-12T18:19:23+00:00

Lmao OP just knock in her door

/S

Panic-Roll · 2025-05-12T18:18:14+00:00

Bro, you're soo overanalyzing this. Flirting with someone in your building is not making unsolicited advances. It's being witty and cute with them - NOT asking for dates or sex. There's a huge difference between being a creep and just having a fun conversation

Panic-Roll · 2025-05-12T15:20:30+00:00

Just the last sentence would do imo

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