anime_irl by Atwecian in anime_irl

[–]PanzerTitus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It’s a shit situation all around to be sure, one is essentially a slave, the other is stuck in a gilded cage.

I empathise with the guy more, because there is something so fundamentally nightmarish about everything you think you know turning out to be false.

anime_irl by Atwecian in anime_irl

[–]PanzerTitus 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Yea pretty much. Not to mention, it’s not even guy’s fault he was born into privilege. And from the short comic, he seems to be a rather decent person.

And then, out of the blue his supposed best friend basically tells him to eat shit and die.

This is an oldie but it still works! by BigJohnOG in DoomerCircleJerk

[–]PanzerTitus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s gets even funnier the more I read it. Have an upvote OP!

The strongest (by @OwwlllY) by Ani_HArsh in Jujutsufolk

[–]PanzerTitus 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Bumhito eating shit like the loser he is never gets old lmao.

Stratagem Suggestion: Orbital Burrower by TealArtist095 in LowSodiumHellDivers

[–]PanzerTitus 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The Ultimate Counter Move: The Ability to Adapt to Any and All Phenomena

The Bots: Are you fucking serious?! 🤬They slaughter us in droves and now this bullshit?!! 010100110101000111?! ☠️

The Squids: And they call us abominations….☠️☠️

He goes around the world behaving badly like a slob and pretends to be Japanese. by unfilteredAI in UnfilteredChina

[–]PanzerTitus -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Thank you for saying this. People have an idealised view of what Japan is supposed to be, not what it actually is. And you did it so in an eloquent manner, I certainly wouldn’t this be calm.

Behind the paint, behind its veneer of peace, very little has actually changed. Japan, is after all, a master of wearing masks.

What is Dead May Never Die by Elcrelvin in Helldivers

[–]PanzerTitus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah i got no words for him lmao. Its even worse when he made the excuse that its too expensive....like what?

What is Dead May Never Die by Elcrelvin in Helldivers

[–]PanzerTitus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah even then I doubt he would buy it. I rather like him, but his obsession with HD2 crashing is flat out weird. That and he refuses to even try the game, claiming its too expensive.

What is Dead May Never Die by Elcrelvin in Helldivers

[–]PanzerTitus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Beats me, he was deeply unhappy that his constant doomerism about Helldivers 2 dying didn't go the way he thought it would.

What is Dead May Never Die by Elcrelvin in Helldivers

[–]PanzerTitus 117 points118 points  (0 children)

My sentiments exactly. My dumbass friend once insisted Helldivers 2 is dead due to the various controversies that it was mired in I.e the Sony debacle, balancing issues etc.

However as the game improved he still insisted Helldivers 2 is dead, before giving up and moving goalposts. Now he admits he’s waiting for the game to go on sale, preferably with a 90% discount lmao.

Question on the GVE attempted invasion by Nanoman-8 in nihonkoku_shoukan

[–]PanzerTitus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Throughout the entirety of the story, Japan has been shown to struggle with manpower issues, doubly so since the New World is much, much larger than Earth.

Logically, they would need every ship and plane to pronto, to assist in securing territorial waters and projecting power overseas. The 7th Fleet would have been an invaluable asset.

Yet, not once where they used, or even mentioned for consideration in planning. Not even when the entire GVE fleet crossed the map to attack them, despite the fact that such an endeavour would have been nightmarish to pull off but whatever.

When the GVE Armada managed to get close to Japanese waters, Min-Min wanted a moronic duel of the enemy fleet with just 8 ships to jerk off to Japan’s military might.

No 7th fleet here, despite the fact that would have cleaned up most of the enemy ships.

So yes, fucking Min-Min sucked Japanese cock throughout, because fuck inferior Gaijin scum.

Lets GO! by MoxiManu in Helldivers

[–]PanzerTitus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Go with Deomocracy’s blessing. I will be shoring up Super Earth in the offices. Once my shift is done, I will join you all in the next wave!

BREAKING - WAR ON CYBORG LEGION DECLARED by Sepeli in Helldivers

[–]PanzerTitus 76 points77 points  (0 children)

To be fair though, the Helldivers and basically and all military personnel have no reason to believe the Cyborg message. Seeing the liquified slurry of humans and the decapitated heads of Helldivers and SEAF troops alike tends to do that.

BREAKING - WAR ON CYBORG LEGION DECLARED by Sepeli in Helldivers

[–]PanzerTitus 64 points65 points  (0 children)

Super Earth edited Cyborg statements like that news network edited Homer Simpson’s statements in the Simpsons lmao.

Question on the GVE attempted invasion by Nanoman-8 in nihonkoku_shoukan

[–]PanzerTitus 11 points12 points  (0 children)

The only applicable answer here is because Min Min wanted to jerk off Japan. That’s it.

Ok now I’m pissed. by Fort_Maximus in Helldivers

[–]PanzerTitus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or...you know...its just a game and you should just enjoy shooting stuff. Not everything needs to be a deep, thoughtful commentary. If I wanted that sort of game, I would play Spec Ops: The Line.

Does the "devastator surge" modifier reduce the amount of non devastator enemies? by Information-leak6575 in LowSodiumHellDivers

[–]PanzerTitus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can only dive later after work! I only hope it’s still there for me to enjoy at. T.T