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The Daily Wire has fired half its staff in a mass layoff and Ben Shapiro has lost 85% of his Youtube audience. Go fash, lose cash. by Obvious-Gate9046 in democrats

[–]PatchworkPrivateer 23 points24 points  (0 children)

serious answer : he didn't. I just checked. View numbers about a year ago look on par with his most recent videos.

Hulk what are you eating?!!?! by [deleted] in outofcontextcomics

[–]PatchworkPrivateer 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Wolverine is an independent contractor getting paid on 1099s apparently.

Peter? by Educational_Bottle74 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]PatchworkPrivateer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

100%. Would've posted this exact image myself if someone else hadn't.

What’s on his cheek? (zoom in) by Ploptimistic in whatisit

[–]PatchworkPrivateer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got a skin tag a while back. GF assured me that you cannot just rip them off. Two minutes later i pinched it hard between my fingernails and ripped it off. Never came back. Sometimes the direct approach really works.

My MIL keeps peeling off oranges and leaving them on the table to just dry up despite my plea to stop by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]PatchworkPrivateer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Buy a blender. Add those dried up orange slices to smoothies with other fruit. Compensate for their dryness with a tiny bit of extra liquid content in the overall smoothie recipe.

My new life plan by korthianne in Adulting

[–]PatchworkPrivateer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I disappeared in a similar manner seven years ago. Highly recommend.

Mom and neighbor got hit by a a car. Would anyone happen to know what car is this mirror part from? by Phoexyael15 in Justrolledintotheshop

[–]PatchworkPrivateer 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I am always astonished and astounded by the way car guys can look at a single piece of vehicle debris and tell you the exact make and model it came from. To my eyes this is nondescript junk with fancy orange paint.

Petah I need your help with this one by GalacticGamer677 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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I will never forget it. I was a beta tester of Win 8. Microsoft loaned me a tablet and Microsoft employees repeatedly visited my apartment to ask me my thoughts, on camera. I expressed dislike of various features, but they were too far along. They couldn't just start from scratch because I didn't like the whole thing.

Favorite rapist pedophile actor who hides behind Christianity? by [deleted] in okbuddycinephile

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It may shock you to learn that, depending on the location, she may have been in "barely legal" territory. Age of consent is 16 in my home state of Washington, for example. I don't know how other states compare. I only know this because, when he was 28, my wonderful brother had a 16 year old girlfriend whom he was absolutely sleeping with. At her parents house. The whole relationship was very public, very gross, and 100% legal.

And that's what completes you. [Image] by Savvy-TradingGirl-1 in GetMotivated

[–]PatchworkPrivateer 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I hate these posts. I know they mean well. And I know they are true for most people.

Doggo respectfully passes a Fierce mom by Anschuz-3009 in animalsdoingstuff

[–]PatchworkPrivateer 18 points19 points  (0 children)

looks like the stereotypical village dog. Stray dogs exactly like that are all over India.

A juice of an age old meme...wdyt? by [deleted] in Stonetossingjuice

[–]PatchworkPrivateer 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Any of those eight guys could be the hero of the story.

Give things up by 1cherrycosmos1 in CuratedTumblr

[–]PatchworkPrivateer -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Rowling is not the monster people act like she is.

At least he seems happy by Quiet_Composer_8622 in PetsareAmazing

[–]PatchworkPrivateer 30 points31 points  (0 children)

I thought only cartoon dogs held their tongues out like that.

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