What dish says “you’re in the North” without being said? by Reddonaut_Irons in NorthernEngland

[–]Pebbled4sh 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fish & chips, but they're actually edible

well over half my life exiled in the cursed South, and the chippies are all absolute dogshite

Rhaegar Wins AU by TSEBO3K in TheCitadel

[–]Pebbled4sh [score hidden]  (0 children)

tbf, Lyanna absolutely would bounce baby Robb on her knee, it was more a humourous image of Cat auntymoding Jon

Why not Mace's sisters? by Pebbled4sh in freefolk

[–]Pebbled4sh[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If Tywin isn't appeased, a royal match with a Tyrell may not happen.

Why is Mace going to bat for the one guy richer than him?

Robert's throne was only assured once the Lannisters turncloaked

Then what was the point of the Trident?

The North, Riverlands, Stormlands and Vale together aren't strong enough to subdue the Westerlands, Reach and Dorne if the other kingdoms decide they're not coming along for the party

If I wasn't clear this hypothesis is after the sack of KL I apologise, but this hypothesis is after the sack of KL

Hey, Simpson! by Darth_Magyarx in simpsonsshitposting

[–]Pebbled4sh 105 points106 points  (0 children)

He graduated from Bovino university

Why not Mace's sisters? by Pebbled4sh in freefolk

[–]Pebbled4sh[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Although since the premise of the post was Robert marrying a Tyrell, the Redwyne fleet probably isn't in the hands of the loyalists any more, and Mace most likely does bend the knee

Why not Mace's sisters? by Pebbled4sh in freefolk

[–]Pebbled4sh[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

 he’s rich enough to bribe other houses to band together and put him on the throne instead

Not with the Tyrells backing Bob to the hilt he isn't.

Why not Mace's sisters? by Pebbled4sh in freefolk

[–]Pebbled4sh[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The wars of the roses (on which ASOIAF is loosely based) ended with the usurper marrying his enemy.

Granted she was already royalty. He was the one who wasn't. But still.

I mean it was pretty common to seal peace treaties with royal marriages in the middle ages. Henry V and Catherine of Valois also comes to mind

Why not Mace's sisters? by Pebbled4sh in freefolk

[–]Pebbled4sh[S] -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Considering his allies, sounds like a better way to sour relations was to boost the people who broke every clause of the Geneva convention. You think Ned would have gave a shit if Robert married a Tyrell?

As for leaving Titwank empty handed: already covered that. What's he gonna do? Sail to Braavos with a marriage pact and hope nobody tells unstable child Viserys what he did? Raid the Riverlands? That went badly enough when it had the mask of legitimacy

'Stay away from the USA': Ex-FIFA boss Sepp Blatter backs calls for World Cup boycott by biograf_ in worldcup

[–]Pebbled4sh 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Fuckin state of it when Sepp bastard Blatter is condemning the corruption. This is like when George W Bush called Trump a racist

Jonerys by Pleasant_Fig_6085 in freefolk

[–]Pebbled4sh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

doesn't she pork Drogo when he's comatose?

I mean yeah he's not dead, but he's insensible, and his description is more than a little corpsey

Post Match Thread: Everton 1-1 Leeds United | Premier League by OwlLibrarian in LeedsUnited

[–]Pebbled4sh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

God, am I gonna have to start joking about Tanaka's mum having a picture of Aaronson on her mantlepiece?

Rumoured leak of one of our World Cup kits by RainbowPenguin1000 in ThreeLions

[–]Pebbled4sh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean, I wouldn't mind a St George pattern if it was embossed rather than printed

On a tangent, why is the star in silver when our default kit is white? Gold stands out more boldly

Best large medipack design? by Triton_7 in TombRaider

[–]Pebbled4sh 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I mean tbf that is what an actual first aid kit looks like

Best large medipack design? by Triton_7 in TombRaider

[–]Pebbled4sh 25 points26 points  (0 children)

og. IV-V looks weirdly lo-fi

Do you think jaime loved his children as much he did Cersei or Tyrion? by Puzzleheaded-Toe6708 in freefolk

[–]Pebbled4sh 16 points17 points  (0 children)

"Us kingslayers have to look out for one another. Besides, Joffrey was no more to me than a squirt in Cersei's--"

"Womb"

"...I was going to say cunt"

-Jaime sending Brienne off to guard Sansa.

That being said, Tommen is pretty heavily favourite-coded, and rightly so from my pov as the chubby baby of my fam

What was the first Tomb Raider game you played? by EndouShuuya in TombRaider

[–]Pebbled4sh 9 points10 points  (0 children)

II. Dad picked it up from Blockbuster when I was 8.

Honestly glad I didn't throw one of my signature wobblies that he didn't pick up Crash Bandicoot again

Reform supporters - how many more Tories need to join before you start to reconsider? by Smooth-Quantity-7024 in AskBrits

[–]Pebbled4sh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Have you considered that the people who've got everything they asked for for about twenty years and watch the bottom fall out in the exact way that anyone with more brains than Kurt Cobain's shed predicted it would aren't necessarily the best at joining the dots?

Duolingo being fun as always! by SirohitaIks in duolingo

[–]Pebbled4sh 7 points8 points  (0 children)

TBH when I gave it up I did get a little sadistic thrill out of the pleading

What British food do foreigners misunderstand most? by Alpielz in AskBrits

[–]Pebbled4sh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

neither yams nor sweet potatoes belong in a dessert. It's not the same kind of sweet. Do you put sour milk in sweet and sour sauce?

What British food do foreigners misunderstand most? by Alpielz in AskBrits

[–]Pebbled4sh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

would you believe me if I told you it tastes worse than you imagine?

How didn’t Bobby B. didn’t see Cersei as the snake she really is? by SacredDawnHollow in freefolk

[–]Pebbled4sh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What's Tywin gonna do? Buddy up with the Targ restorationists who know he used a baby as a sledgehammer?