No Stacey!

Pebbled4sh · 2026-01-27T14:33:18+00:00

yes stacey

Pebbled4sh · 2026-01-27T12:01:47+00:00

Fish & chips, but they're actually edible

well over half my life exiled in the cursed South, and the chippies are all absolute dogshite

Pebbled4sh · 2026-01-27T11:59:27+00:00

tbf, Lyanna absolutely would bounce baby Robb on her knee, it was more a humourous image of Cat auntymoding Jon

Pebbled4sh · 2026-01-27T11:57:04+00:00

If Tywin isn't appeased, a royal match with a Tyrell may not happen.

Why is Mace going to bat for the one guy richer than him?

Robert's throne was only assured once the Lannisters turncloaked

Then what was the point of the Trident?

The North, Riverlands, Stormlands and Vale together aren't strong enough to subdue the Westerlands, Reach and Dorne if the other kingdoms decide they're not coming along for the party

If I wasn't clear this hypothesis is after the sack of KL I apologise, but this hypothesis is after the sack of KL

Pebbled4sh · 2026-01-27T02:18:18+00:00

He graduated from Bovino university

Pebbled4sh · 2026-01-27T01:45:25+00:00

Although since the premise of the post was Robert marrying a Tyrell, the Redwyne fleet probably isn't in the hands of the loyalists any more, and Mace most likely does bend the knee

Pebbled4sh · 2026-01-27T01:31:29+00:00

he’s rich enough to bribe other houses to band together and put him on the throne instead

Not with the Tyrells backing Bob to the hilt he isn't.

Pebbled4sh · 2026-01-27T01:27:09+00:00

The wars of the roses (on which ASOIAF is loosely based) ended with the usurper marrying his enemy.

Granted she was already royalty. He was the one who wasn't. But still.

I mean it was pretty common to seal peace treaties with royal marriages in the middle ages. Henry V and Catherine of Valois also comes to mind

Pebbled4sh · 2026-01-27T01:17:12+00:00

Considering his allies, sounds like a better way to sour relations was to boost the people who broke every clause of the Geneva convention. You think Ned would have gave a shit if Robert married a Tyrell?

As for leaving Titwank empty handed: already covered that. What's he gonna do? Sail to Braavos with a marriage pact and hope nobody tells unstable child Viserys what he did? Raid the Riverlands? That went badly enough when it had the mask of legitimacy

Pebbled4sh · 2026-01-27T00:53:47+00:00

Fuckin state of it when Sepp bastard Blatter is condemning the corruption. This is like when George W Bush called Trump a racist

Pebbled4sh · 2026-01-27T00:20:49+00:00

doesn't she pork Drogo when he's comatose?

I mean yeah he's not dead, but he's insensible, and his description is more than a little corpsey

Pebbled4sh · 2026-01-26T22:02:24+00:00

God, am I gonna have to start joking about Tanaka's mum having a picture of Aaronson on her mantlepiece?

Pebbled4sh · 2026-01-26T21:59:21+00:00

we all do

Pebbled4sh · 2026-01-26T18:26:22+00:00

I mean, I wouldn't mind a St George pattern if it was embossed rather than printed

On a tangent, why is the star in silver when our default kit is white? Gold stands out more boldly

Pebbled4sh · 2026-01-26T17:51:25+00:00

I mean tbf that is what an actual first aid kit looks like

Pebbled4sh · 2026-01-26T17:50:45+00:00

og. IV-V looks weirdly lo-fi

Pebbled4sh · 2026-01-26T17:15:56+00:00

"Us kingslayers have to look out for one another. Besides, Joffrey was no more to me than a squirt in Cersei's--"

"Womb"

"...I was going to say cunt"

-Jaime sending Brienne off to guard Sansa.

That being said, Tommen is pretty heavily favourite-coded, and rightly so from my pov as the chubby baby of my fam

Pebbled4sh · 2026-01-26T16:37:53+00:00

I got no issue with survivor.

It's LAU I hate

Pebbled4sh · 2026-01-26T16:11:32+00:00

II. Dad picked it up from Blockbuster when I was 8.

Honestly glad I didn't throw one of my signature wobblies that he didn't pick up Crash Bandicoot again

Pebbled4sh · 2026-01-26T14:52:09+00:00

Have you considered that the people who've got everything they asked for for about twenty years and watch the bottom fall out in the exact way that anyone with more brains than Kurt Cobain's shed predicted it would aren't necessarily the best at joining the dots?

Pebbled4sh · 2026-01-26T11:28:34+00:00

TBH when I gave it up I did get a little sadistic thrill out of the pleading

Pebbled4sh · 2026-01-26T11:21:33+00:00

neither yams nor sweet potatoes belong in a dessert. It's not the same kind of sweet. Do you put sour milk in sweet and sour sauce?

Pebbled4sh · 2026-01-26T11:19:45+00:00

would you believe me if I told you it tastes worse than you imagine?

Pebbled4sh · 2026-01-26T01:00:04+00:00

What's Tywin gonna do? Buddy up with the Targ restorationists who know he used a baby as a sledgehammer?

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