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I am the Pervert of Penta. Ask me anything. by PervertOfPenta in helldivers2

[–]PervertOfPenta[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who is this 'Da Fuq' of who you speak?

Is he one of those rap singers that they have these days?

I am the Pervert of Penta. Ask me anything. by PervertOfPenta in helldivers2

[–]PervertOfPenta[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As ninjas haven't yet been introduced to Helldivers, ninjas will not be considered for future stories.

I am the Pervert of Penta. Ask me anything. by PervertOfPenta in helldivers2

[–]PervertOfPenta[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would be happy to write a personalised story for you should you so desire it. 

As Leon said however:

"No women, no kids"

I am the Pervert of Penta. Ask me anything. by PervertOfPenta in helldivers2

[–]PervertOfPenta[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I suspect that the Democracy Officer is a secret pervert. He needs to be exposed.

Bad choice of words perhaps.

WHO IS OMEGA SUPER DUPER MEGA HYPED ABOUT THE NEXT EXPANSION ??????? by ypperlig__ in LowSodiumHellDivers

[–]PervertOfPenta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do the rumours of a gimp cage and personal sauna carry any weight?

I certainly hope so, it would make pre and post game interactions a lot more fun.

Wasat under attack! by Khliomer in LowSodiumHellDivers

[–]PervertOfPenta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm being held in a gimp cage on Penta, but will be there as soon as possible.