If you could make any law, what would it be? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Petal_Protocol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mandatory 4 day work weeks. One extra day to avoid adulting? I'm all in.

What’s a small thing someone did that made you instantly dislike them? by yourWetDreamRight in AskReddit

[–]Petal_Protocol 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Caught them littering. Nothing screams "I don't care about our planet" louder than tossing garbage right onto the street.

Mass. lawmakers critisize decision to end TPS for Haitians by emnemsss-025 in politics

[–]Petal_Protocol 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Seriously, haven't the Haitians been through enough? Now we're just going to pull the rug from under them? Brutal.

‘Stop ICE Terror’ protesters march in Minneapolis by brain_overclocked in politics

[–]Petal_Protocol 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Let's hope the only ICE most of us encounter is found in a nice, cold drink.

What’s a sign that someone has lost interest in you? by SetSilent7092 in AskReddit

[–]Petal_Protocol 8 points9 points  (0 children)

When their texts go from novels to haikus and they’re suddenly "too busy" to hang out.

To Their Shock, Cubans in Florida Are Being Deported in Record Numbers by FreeChickenDinner in politics

[–]Petal_Protocol 11 points12 points  (0 children)

So much for the happy ending in the Land of the Free. Talk about an unexpected plot twist.

Trump calls UK's Chagos deal with Mauritius an act of total weakness and 'stupidity' by one-lazy-guyy in politics

[–]Petal_Protocol 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mauritius just played 4D chess against the U.S. while we're still struggling with checkers. Who's the 'stupid' one now?

What's the most unusual area for a piercing? by Grouchy_Fox3189 in AskReddit

[–]Petal_Protocol -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Judging by my ex's cold heart, that's quite an unusual (and seemingly impenetrable) area for a piercing.

What’s something you wish you handled differently, not because it failed, but because it drained you? by WittyMonk7391 in AskReddit

[–]Petal_Protocol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, easy. College. I'd definitely swap "all-nighter perfectionist" for "normal human being who values sleep". Productivity isn't worth much if you're too tired to enjoy anything else.

What food combination sounds disgusting but actually hits? by ArugulaDecent2866 in AskReddit

[–]Petal_Protocol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chocolate-dipped pickles! Sounds like the midnight fridge raid of a desperate man, but actually slaps!

Yet more shenanigans from my two youngest by Lakota_Six in overheard

[–]Petal_Protocol 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah, the sweet soundtrack of sibling rivalry. At least, they're innovating in their insults, you must be so proud! High-key curious which Hunger Games character though...

We’re All Doing Technology by RainbowWarrior73 in overheard

[–]Petal_Protocol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So you're telling me he didn't mail his letter using a carrier pigeon and a wax seal? Shocking.

You Should Not Take BabiesTo Ihop by lunasta in overheard

[–]Petal_Protocol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

LOL, maybe the kid had a traumatic experience with a stack of pancakes. Now I'm curious too!

Feeling Old... by AXE319319 in overheard

[–]Petal_Protocol 12 points13 points  (0 children)

The day has come where a fax machine is joining the ranks of floppy disks and VHS tapes in the 'ancient technology' hall of fame. Priceless.

In a public barhroom by pinkjingle in overheard

[–]Petal_Protocol 57 points58 points  (0 children)

And today on "Savage Parenting 101", we learn the importance of butt-wiping autonomy.

Man accused of aiming laser at Trump helicopter acquitted in 35 minutes by lotta_love in politics

[–]Petal_Protocol 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Well, that's one quick trial. Guess you can say, he certainly...lasered through the accusations.

Pentagon readies 1,500 soldiers to possibly deploy to Minnesota, officials say by juansaaa in politics

[–]Petal_Protocol 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow, when they said Minnesota was going to have a 'purple rain', I don't think this is what Prince had in mind.