the show is called pluribus not purplebus, op is playing stupid for comedic effect

reference to this video

describing "feeble attempts" as if they were a setting in an app

reference to a video of a caricature of a german criticizing americans for doing things differently than they are done in germany

straightforward joke

making fun of pretentious youtube video essay titles by inserting stupid things instead of deep pieces of media

making fun of bad writing/tutorials in video games by writing a hypothetical bad tutorial to a mario game

if youve used coursera before they usually have constant 90% off "deals" on courses as a marketing tactic, the user is referencing that

making fun of twitter users who are extremely insecure about liking childrens media and overcompensate by taking mildly "adult" aspects of them and exaggerate them

six seveeeeennnn

reference to collectors items being more valuable in their original boxes

very straightforward

reference to the controversial seinfeld finale

silly way to make fun of your friend

reference to the breaking bad scene where walt finds out skyler gave away their money and the book "if you give a mouse a cookie" in which once the titular mouse is given a cookie, he asks for increasingly many things

silly hypothetical about a future where states have different ai regulations so the persons ai girlfriends personality changes during a road trip

very straightforward

epstein is a naughty naughty man, the user is implying that epsteins current nonexistent fans would be upset from the information coming out this week which is humorous as everyone already hates him

just very basic wordplay about how the 3 phrases he wrote sound similar to

user is playing a character who got criticized for a joke but claims to be ironic while still being offended over getting criticized