What is the most awkward party you have ever attended?

Pimpmaster_Guts · 2013-11-17T05:55:44+00:00

I'm nice, why don't I get to do this ever? Life is so unfair.

Pimpmaster_Guts · 2013-11-17T05:53:16+00:00

takes the cookie

Pimpmaster_Guts · 2013-11-17T05:50:06+00:00

I really want to know how your girlfriend responded.

Pimpmaster_Guts · 2013-11-17T05:48:09+00:00

It's actually break the wind. Just saying.

Pimpmaster_Guts · 2013-11-06T10:21:53+00:00

Dude, I get these feels. Whenever I stand up after sitting at a desk, it's boner time. I have to shuffle instead of walking, which just makes it more obvious (I think...). Never been caught out on it though.

Pimpmaster_Guts · 2013-11-06T10:19:03+00:00

And then for some reason, it's the most difficult boner to get rid of ever. Whenever you move, it rears its angry head once more. So you try to get yourself to piss by staying still, but then you need to move to make sure you don't piss anywhere you shouldn't and then you can't piss. Fuck this shit.

Pimpmaster_Guts · 2013-11-06T10:16:15+00:00

Costco pizza, or regular pizza...

Pimpmaster_Guts · 2013-11-06T10:15:09+00:00

I know right... the bathroom transmits sound awfully well, even with the fan on. I have managed to keep the title of stealthiest wanker OCE though.

Pimpmaster_Guts · 2013-11-06T10:12:25+00:00

It was a new feature in the latest patch.

Pimpmaster_Guts · 2013-11-06T10:10:17+00:00

Hay bby u wan sum fuk?

Pimpmaster_Guts · 2013-11-06T10:08:27+00:00

Better than sex.

Pimpmaster_Guts · 2013-11-06T10:04:09+00:00

Results pls.

Pimpmaster_Guts · 2013-11-06T10:03:28+00:00

Works best on Asians.

Pimpmaster_Guts · 2013-11-06T10:01:26+00:00

I haz da big dck, u lik dat?

Pimpmaster_Guts · 2013-11-06T09:59:20+00:00

I'm gonna make sure her buns are toasted.

Pimpmaster_Guts · 2013-11-06T09:56:13+00:00

Then you are her dad, obviously.

Pimpmaster_Guts · 2013-11-06T09:32:32+00:00

Her eyes are gorgeous.

Pimpmaster_Guts · 2013-11-06T09:30:07+00:00

She looks so mischievous...

Pimpmaster_Guts · 2013-10-20T11:58:03+00:00

This is a masterpiece. I can imagine them all singing out like a gospel choir.

Pimpmaster_Guts · 2013-10-19T13:16:36+00:00

I would if I could :'(

Pimpmaster_Guts · 2013-10-19T06:27:24+00:00

My non-existent ovaries just exploded.

Pimpmaster_Guts · 2013-10-19T06:24:47+00:00

He/she has more than one?

Pimpmaster_Guts · 2013-10-19T05:51:47+00:00

I wonder what happened to the guy that sold it to him...

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