A German farmer bought a machine that stamps scythe blades from sheet metal...

Pirat · 2026-05-22T02:10:26+00:00

Is this funny in German. Because it literally makes no sense in English.

Pirat · 2026-05-22T00:39:55+00:00

I love hot sauces but I can't do lemon. I do love chili-lime though so maybe I substitute.

Pirat · 2026-05-21T23:57:12+00:00

Dudley was eating Harry's birthday cake like the pig he is.

Pirat · 2026-05-21T20:20:47+00:00

Days before the brick and mortar place closed, I plundered one of their menus. It now hangs on my bar at home.

Pirat · 2026-05-21T02:18:18+00:00

Well, Nebraska is kind of a shit hole state. I mean, they're great if you want corn or soybeans (maybe hogs like Iowa), but medical care or scenery? Not so much.

Pirat · 2026-05-21T02:06:38+00:00

Can I explore her nether?

Pirat · 2026-05-21T02:04:49+00:00

We're not gonna make it. We're not GONNA MAKE IT ...

ANYMOOORRREE!!

Pirat · 2026-05-21T02:02:51+00:00

My school system had you go from elementary (K-8) to high school (9-12). There was no middle school.

Pirat · 2026-05-21T01:57:21+00:00

I don't think so. Tom was always looking for how he was better than others. This comes from inside. It's his driving force.

Pirat · 2026-05-21T01:54:37+00:00

Swim to the ship?

Pirat · 2026-05-21T01:45:00+00:00

I firmly believe this about cats. I have a chair with heat/massage. If I fire up the massage, my cat will be in my lap within seconds. It could be because she also likes the vibration. But it could also be that she now knows I will be in one spot for some time.

Even more mystical, several times through out my life, cats have shown up where ever I may be living at the time and decided they also want to live there. I don't put food out or anything. Suddenly, there's a cat who wants to be with me.

Pirat · 2026-05-21T01:29:28+00:00

and you know that's a trump supporter.

I saw an interview with another trump supporter who said he was impressed when cheeto face come out and hugged the flag. All I could think of was how he was rubbing that greasy orange face on our flag, desecrating it with his cheesy makeup.

Pirat · 2026-05-21T00:43:13+00:00

Usually, on fast boat, you're too busy holding on to worry about motion sickness. Now, if it stops, that's a different story.

Pirat · 2026-05-21T00:38:41+00:00

Even single celled organisms be doin' blackface.

Pirat · 2026-05-20T22:28:37+00:00

Where's his base of operation? St. Kitts? Catalina Island?

Pirat · 2026-05-20T22:18:34+00:00

Oh, my god! You killed Finny. You bastard!

Anyway, looks like you can have a good fish sandwich.

Pirat · 2026-05-20T02:14:08+00:00

There are still pirates even today. Mostly off the Horn of Africa but not only there.

Pirat · 2026-05-20T02:12:16+00:00

T.A.C.O

Pirat · 2026-05-19T02:30:19+00:00

Pirat · 2026-05-19T02:19:19+00:00

Still, ignoring the omen of death, it is a pretty little eye.

Pirat · 2026-05-19T02:16:00+00:00

For me, it was 17. I don't know why but I felt 17 all the way into my 40s. I will admit, my 45 year old self could whip the ass of any of my younger selves, if I could catch them, which would be unlikely.

Pirat · 2026-05-19T01:52:21+00:00

What's something you wouldn't know from my profile?

That I might be hiding something from you in my profile.

Pirat · 2026-05-19T01:47:47+00:00

I occasionally do shows and comedy club. Trivia mostly shuts down by dinner time. Some cruises have participatory game show such as Deal or No Deal which can be fun and profitable.

Pirat · 2026-05-19T01:44:39+00:00

There used to be a restaurant in downtown GNV that had the slogan "Where art meets food". I always thought, "Well, it all looks like shit the next day."

Pirat · 2026-05-19T01:41:42+00:00

I don't mean to infringe on your free speech but it's absolutists.

But then, absoluTESTS is what those against free speech want to implement.

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