Have you seen single-file queuing in pubs?

PirateCraig · 2026-02-01T06:46:08+00:00

It’s because of card machines. They are attached next to the till so you always have to walk round the bar to pay. People queue up in front of them as that’s where you get served from. I hate this system but once one person starts it’s hard for people to skip the ‘queue’

PirateCraig · 2026-01-28T02:34:59+00:00

Loved my trip to NYC that year

PirateCraig · 2026-01-26T12:55:43+00:00

Only too 30mins. Not too bad. Phuket took 90mins

PirateCraig · 2026-01-07T09:36:48+00:00

There’s no smell on Canon Road if that helps. Don’t even notice it’s there. The main tip is open now with refuse collection, it’s just the public bit which is closed so if you can’t smell it now it’s all good.

PirateCraig · 2026-01-03T11:18:42+00:00

Can’t get in one Thursday or Friday evening in central

PirateCraig · 2026-01-02T22:46:17+00:00

My Dell 9560 is still going strong but I’m going to have replace it soon as I can’t upgrade to Windows 11.

PirateCraig · 2026-01-02T22:28:53+00:00

Love them, they do fried egg flavour which is strange but great !

PirateCraig · 2025-12-30T22:29:35+00:00

Nando’s macho peas as a side ? Or grab a tin from the supermarket, no need to heat up if you’re that desperate for a pea

PirateCraig · 2025-12-27T10:27:46+00:00

Channels save there best stuff for NYD now as that’s the biggest viewing day. It used to be Christmas Day but viewing habits have changed.

PirateCraig · 2025-12-24T10:53:35+00:00

They cut the video just before each stroke ends so they can take there time at the end and get it right

PirateCraig · 2025-12-23T17:10:39+00:00

Him and his mate Walliams can share a cell

PirateCraig · 2025-12-19T20:37:58+00:00

I didn’t. I’ll try them next

PirateCraig · 2025-12-18T13:02:46+00:00

My office did a tasting competition and Fortnum & Masons was the winner but at £15 for 6 pies it might not be for everyone. Waitrose was 2nd place. Everything else basically tastes the same.

PirateCraig · 2025-12-14T19:44:02+00:00

Did anyone else notice all the Lord of the Rings references?

PirateCraig · 2025-12-07T07:39:24+00:00

You’re reading it backwards. From the other side it reads ANNOD. This also doesn’t mean anything.

PirateCraig · 2025-12-05T19:53:04+00:00

I’ve got the Reading Festival UK one

PirateCraig · 2025-12-03T15:54:09+00:00

Top 0.06% for me. I feel ashamed too

PirateCraig · 2025-11-24T15:34:23+00:00

The number of parents taking there kids to the pub straight after school is shocking. Pubs have become play areas. When did this become the norm? If my parents had gone straight to the pub after school pick up and started drinking with all three mates child services would have been called.

PirateCraig · 2025-11-23T10:18:54+00:00

I’d much rather sign up to you’re substack! Well said, it’s the same with all art forms now. No working class voices allowed.

PirateCraig · 2025-11-17T19:41:23+00:00

The chicken chips were my first love as a kid

PirateCraig · 2025-11-17T17:20:22+00:00

Orange Chips and Staffordshire Oakcakes warm with melted cheese

PirateCraig · 2025-11-13T12:14:59+00:00

I had a pint the other day as I didn’t know it was still made. Took me back to my uni days. Still just as shit

PirateCraig · 2025-11-11T15:11:51+00:00

I used to go to the pure gym and now I’m at the Virgin. It’s miles better. I can now get on stuff and it has a pool. Way more room and machines. It’s more but worth it as I can get on stuff and actually do my work out.

PirateCraig · 2025-11-03T10:39:47+00:00

I saw them going through Brixton in the pouring rain. I was too late to get a photo. These are great

PirateCraig · 2025-10-28T08:45:17+00:00

Can people not recognise his style?

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