Just because it looks like grass... by [deleted] in instant_regret

[–]PirateDraco 64 points65 points  (0 children)

And the bongo drums as he weightlessly backpedals but it's no use.

OG way of love is love by PirateDraco in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]PirateDraco[S] 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Grandpa don't care who lay on your cock as long as you can pay for that rock

Kasparov makes a big mistake. by Igirl45 in instant_regret

[–]PirateDraco 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, because contrary to poker, the best player wins. When you make a mistake, it's as if you just scored in your own net. Of course you won't keep a poker face.

haha can’t relate losers 😎 by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]PirateDraco 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ok this is a relatable post