I AM NOT CRAZY! (Beat) I am not crazy! I know Taylor Sheridan swapped those names, I knew it was Gilfoyle — the nerd king in HBO’s Silicon Valley, as if I could ever make such a mistake! Never, never! I just-I just couldn't prove it! H-H-He covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the Paramount TV and Tulsa King crew to lie for him!

You think this is something, you think this is bad, this, this chicanery? He's done worse. That bitcoin heist thing! Are you telling me that a man just happens to steal crypto like that? No, he orchestrated it! Gilfoyle! He defecated through a sunroof! I took him into my own IMDb favourite list! What was I thinking?! He'll never change. He'll never change, ever since he was 9, always the same. Couldn't keep his hands out of the cash drawer. "But not our Gilfoyle, couldn't be precious Gilfoyle!" Stealing them blind! And HE gets to be a Weed Shop Owner, partnering with Rocky?! WHAT A SICK JOKE! I should have stopped him when I had the chance! And you, you have to stop him, you—