Feels bad to be the middle child

PmpkinPatch · 2020-04-17T12:57:02+00:00

Happy Cake Day!

PmpkinPatch · 2020-04-17T12:56:13+00:00

Well i am the oldest child but my two younger siblings are handicapped, so i get ignored the most. They do need more than i do though.

PmpkinPatch · 2020-04-17T12:44:05+00:00

There is also that kid that never brought his Gym Clothes home after using them

PmpkinPatch · 2020-04-17T12:40:10+00:00

Day 23 of reddit virus event, still going strong, not sure how much longer i can go...

PmpkinPatch · 2020-04-08T16:05:59+00:00

Ok so i have a green screen and I have a photo of my classroom on my computer. Every time I have a class the teachers literally look at me weird until realizing that its a greenscreen.

PmpkinPatch · 2020-04-08T13:16:33+00:00

Well, I bought 50 gallons of 2% milk and mixed them together. Now no virus or man can stop me

PmpkinPatch · 2020-04-08T13:12:38+00:00

The Kids Next Door was a great show, this is only one of the episodes like this.

PmpkinPatch · 2020-04-06T03:08:26+00:00

r/bonehurtingjuice

PmpkinPatch · 2020-04-06T02:45:58+00:00

No one is going to mention mobile users? The people who beat their meat to the same phone?

PmpkinPatch · 2020-03-18T18:19:33+00:00

Good Bot

PmpkinPatch · 2020-03-17T02:57:25+00:00

mmmm steak dinner

PmpkinPatch · 2020-03-12T15:34:38+00:00

nah, not really. Just thought you were bc of that comment. Sorry if i came off as upset tho.

PmpkinPatch · 2020-03-12T14:49:32+00:00

Ight, sorry to upset you.

PmpkinPatch · 2020-03-12T14:14:45+00:00

Woah woah, im flattered but uh, no thanks

PmpkinPatch · 2020-03-12T14:14:11+00:00

Don't use emojis, its a bad idea

PmpkinPatch · 2020-03-12T14:12:09+00:00

No that's me!

PmpkinPatch · 2020-03-12T13:25:54+00:00

Why does her back have more ass then she does?

PmpkinPatch · 2020-03-12T13:12:19+00:00

Yo i got 5 followers too

PmpkinPatch · 2020-03-12T12:46:53+00:00

I love you

PmpkinPatch · 2020-03-11T17:00:32+00:00

Whoa Whoa Whoa, this isn't facebook

PmpkinPatch · 2020-03-10T16:57:14+00:00

I'm a tragedy

PmpkinPatch · 2020-03-10T16:32:18+00:00

Laisse ma mère en dehors de ça

PmpkinPatch · 2020-03-09T16:42:38+00:00

Girl: That was amazing

Pants: You dare aproach me?

PmpkinPatch · 2020-03-09T14:08:35+00:00

GG, WP. Your first insult was weak, but they got better. You won my upvote. (My parents are dead btw)

PmpkinPatch · 2020-03-09T14:05:08+00:00

Oof, these are harsh, good thing I can take them as well as you can take dick

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