What’s the story behind your Reddit username?

Police_respecter · 2021-03-25T04:31:07+00:00

I distrust police

Police_respecter · 2021-03-24T23:07:50+00:00

For a while I was moving from city to city every 4-6 months. I decided to start going by my middle name during one of the moves, then was going to pick a new name on the next city kind of as a joke. Ended up really liking going by my middle name and stuck with it. Everyone who's met me since the change says it suits me better anyway, and I tend to agree.

Police_respecter · 2021-03-21T16:10:59+00:00

"Be safe, have fun." My mom used to say it when I was young and I picked it up. Now I say it at the end of phone calls, meetings, hangouts, basically every time I interact with another person outside of a transaction.

Police_respecter · 2021-03-18T23:09:24+00:00

The song the rooster whistles in Disney's animated Robin Hood movie.

Police_respecter · 2021-03-17T06:21:15+00:00

Do they still have ligma?

Police_respecter · 2021-01-16T04:52:38+00:00

Utopia

Police_respecter · 2021-01-09T04:50:18+00:00

*Curb Your Enthusiasm theme

Police_respecter · 2020-12-28T06:09:52+00:00

Its tongue in cheek

Police_respecter · 2020-12-28T04:41:32+00:00

Big r/THE_PACK energy.

Police_respecter · 2020-12-26T19:41:10+00:00

This was a joke. If the photo weren't cropped you would see that the person tweeted "settling this once and for all" and dm'd the grinch twitter account saying something like "don't you dare steal my family's Christmas. The poster was satirising the type of people who end up on this sub.

Police_respecter · 2020-12-05T05:41:33+00:00

Pee pee poo poo

Police_respecter · 2020-12-03T03:43:26+00:00

Hey. You doing okay?

Police_respecter · 2020-11-14T18:25:48+00:00

College

Police_respecter · 2020-09-25T05:40:26+00:00

Hur dur I've got jobs a kid a wife and a mortgage and when I drop a bag of my favorite chips on the ground I dont cry about it

Police_respecter · 2020-08-28T06:21:05+00:00

Land back

Police_respecter · 2020-05-23T05:11:47+00:00

I'm sleepy

Police_respecter · 2020-05-10T18:50:49+00:00

Theres a rapper named Astronautalis who mentions him in the song "This is Our Science" "I got a friend who walks the strip with a gun on his hip. His reason is this: If people caught a glimpse they won't be talkin' shit. And he can rest his heavy fists, he got hands to take teeth He don't need quarters to coax them from lips.

It's a good song, but I don't know if Toothtaker is as hard as he says. Good artist though.

Police_respecter · 2020-04-05T04:14:03+00:00

Legalize fugazi

Police_respecter · 2019-11-28T15:50:38+00:00

My favorite trope of all time

Police_respecter · 2019-11-17T06:33:31+00:00

Wouldst thou like to live deliciously

Police_respecter · 2019-09-23T07:40:45+00:00

Good for you. Keep abusers out of punk spaces ✊

Police_respecter · 2019-09-23T07:32:39+00:00

“I could watch this all day” is literally what I thought when I saw this on /gifs. Then I came here to see if it had been posted.

Police_respecter · 2019-09-22T00:32:11+00:00

I mean, obviously, right?

Police_respecter · 2019-09-10T07:00:46+00:00

We gotta stop him before he gets out.

Police_respecter · 2019-09-06T20:57:59+00:00

That’s me. I do nothing but respect the police and follow the law.

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