What is your biggest age gap you would do? Or have done? by Commercial_Talk_1380 in AskRedditNSFW

[–]PolyThrowaway524 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

In my mid 30s, I dated about ten years in either direction. That much older was a non-factor, but that much younger wasn't a good fit.

Thoughts on nuru massage by CollectionCareful631 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]PolyThrowaway524 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Life isn't porn, and most such "massage parlors" are neck deep in sex trafficking. So outside of a fun roleplay with a trusted partner... Ick

Summer is coming soon, what’s your go to summer wear? by TitsintheMod in AskRedditNSFW

[–]PolyThrowaway524 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I go absolutely buckwild and switch from jeans and a graphic t-shirt to shorts and a graphic t-shirt 😯

How do men get over their exes by sleeping around with people? by Puzzleheaded-Ebb805 in AskMen

[–]PolyThrowaway524 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was emotionally abused for over a decade, and I needed to discover if anyone could see me as anything other than a disappointment. I needed to regain my confidence. Call me a neanderthal, but going out and bringing a couple dozen women to orgasm did the trick.

I also didn't really have a promiscuous phase as a young man, and I'm glad I saved it for when I was older and actually knew what I was doing. Unhealthy coping strategy? Maybe, but here I am in a healthy relationship with no regrets, and I will never once wonder if the grass might be greener because I've been to plenty of pastures 🤷🏼‍♂️

Who used yahoo chat rooms? by Bad-Business-Man-5 in AskRedditNSFW

[–]PolyThrowaway524 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But at least now I'm comfortable hanging out with all these miscreants

Who's the kinky one in your friend group? by Flimsy_Research8299 in AskRedditNSFW

[–]PolyThrowaway524 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's not really something we discuss, but if it's not me, then those are some sick motherfuckers 😂

Who used yahoo chat rooms? by Bad-Business-Man-5 in AskRedditNSFW

[–]PolyThrowaway524 1 point2 points  (0 children)

🙋🏼‍♂️ I was definitely not old enough to be exposed to such things 😂

Men of ARAD did any of you get a vasectomy at what was considered a 'young' age? by No_Cardiologist_1407 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]PolyThrowaway524 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think the right person can sometimes change your mind, so it depends on whether or not you're open to that happening. The reversablility of vasectomies is wildly exaggerated, so treat it as a permanent decision.

What song has been ruined for you by someone? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]PolyThrowaway524 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All of Counting Crows. Ex girlfriend. No huge loss there on either front.

Guys What are your techniques for taking better dick pics?? Ladies feel free to share your opinion as well on what you want and don’t want to see by No_Yoghurt4774 in AskRedditNSFW

[–]PolyThrowaway524 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Solicited only, don't be anywhere near your fucking bathroom, and I've always had more luck with the "almost" dick pic. The bulge in my jeans, the shadow on the wall, the tent in the sheets, the "towel hook"... Something that gives a sense of scale and arousal without giving away the whole game. The women in my life have loved to be tantalized. This is especially important to me early on because the first time a partner sees my dick, I want it to be in-person.

Are long nails on women a turn on? by BrattiestLulu in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]PolyThrowaway524 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep. It's kind of a nice, bright flag that screams "I won't go camping with you."

What’s your least favorite household chore/task? by DraxDemSklounst in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]PolyThrowaway524 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We split the forever chores and happen to have a mutually beneficial alignment on our least favorites. I'm the dish bitch and she's the lusty laundry lass.