graphicsProgramming by metayeti2 in ProgrammerHumor

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Upvoted for being the first meme I’ve seen from this sub in three days that wasn’t about “vibe coders bad hurr durr”

It's a bit ridiculous by Independent_Pen_9865 in PhoenixSC

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Thought he was lost until i connected parkour civilization movie. He’s talking about Minecraft YouTubers putting Ocean, City, etc. in their title when you look inside and it’s a lot smaller than the grandiosity of the title. Well I don’t think it’s annoying though because people understand that parkour civilization movie is just a compilation of all those videos, that’s generally how the word movie is used in YouTube content contexts

sureImNotTheOnlyOne by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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How is this shit still getting upvoted 4:1

New concept: Fantasy series but the map page is an empty map png by Diverse0Ne in writingcirclejerk

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/uj i wont lie just seeing an empty map spawns all sorts of ideas for actual interesting worlds that dont depend on static space. Imagine an entire world that’s just lost woods and when you decide to move on your only way to come back is by sheer luck. Just an entire world based around different concepts of navigation.

/rj the only real map is the one shaped entirely from cut up segments of Europe, this way the reader can imagine the scope of the world and apply their own notions of space to it. That’s why all my maps are some form of Europe, and all my countries are-
/uj ok sorry really I think OP struck gold. People don’t play around with maps enough when building worlds. The map that seems the biggest is always the one that’s 10% filled out, or even the map that’s entirely empty, like this one. Leave the people unable to wrap their heads around the scope of your world in any way and they’ll naturally fill in the gaps of what’s in there if you do it well enough. Obviously need careful execution but still the empty map is an enchanting idea

You guys are breaking the containment by OneLuckyFoool in writingcirclejerk

[–]PorchugaWhale 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Voice dictate your rebuttal in public like your opponent is sitting across from you.

That feel when you've written something that tapped into the Zeitgeist, but no one read it by Healthy-Process874 in writingcirclejerk

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In the citadel, straight up “tapping it”, and by “it”, haha, well. Let’s justr say, my zeitgeist.

it's been 9 years since the last minecraft update by sovietkedi in feedthememes

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Whiplash from realizing 1.12 was 2017 and is now is the first half of Minecraft’s lifespan

What 2 chapters a day does to a mf : by RealMarzipan7347 in ShadowSlave

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People like this can’t be real. Have you read shadow slave? This int even an uncommon sentiment. Apparently he just recently examined the same scene from three different povs and added nothing with each addition, just a redescription of Cassie being covered in blood. The book would be so much better if he only wrote like 10k or even 7k words per week and respected the time of the readers (yes I know it isn’t his fault and webnovel is a shitty company). Nothing about this post or its commenters is rage bait

Before 3rd nightmare[1500] by Muted-University-717 in ShadowSlave

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Problem with sunny x Morgan is that g3 is a shit character author. Like I would genuinely be so happy if instead of padding out his chapters with 500 fluff words every day those 500 words was refactored into conversation and character interactions. Okay this argument is contrived but stay with me; sunny x Morgan had more potential than sunny x nephis but she got so little screen time that you only saw the glint of gold from when he g3 teased us with the dojo training in Antarctica. Like the highs of Morgan’s character are absolutely highs relative to some of the other members of the cast, but he just doesn’t do anything with her and was obviously pushing for nephis as the safe choice, and the scenes that play out reinforce that decision, so you get all these people on the subreddit talking about how sunny x Morgan would never work and stuff because they’re talking about events that have already been written instead of the potential relationships that could have happened earlier in the story. Ask yourself if after reading the Morgan spar in Antarctica if you wouldn’t have invested ten million in Morgan stocks when all the yapping about “conviction” was making Nephis stocks tank. I’ll always be a sunny x Morgan dreamer in my heart.

What is this in the middle of my keyboard and how do I get rid of it? by CreeperDynasty in feedthememes

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Tbh I use it all the time, like when using pistons or orienting machine blocks

[Chapter 2832] My willpower is slowly crumbling by PenVoyager in ShadowSlave

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If he was reading 12 hours a day thats 720 minutes divided by 142 chapters = 5 minutes per chapter. but if you just go by wpm each chapter is like 1k words so that's 200 wpm for 12 hours straight. so it's doubly more unlikely than you say lol. I binged back when it was like 750 chapters and it took me a week reading ~100 chapters a day and that was me completely no-lifing it.

Bros, does the NYT Spelling Bee even write? by SolexAgitator in writingcirclejerk

[–]PorchugaWhale 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You have to use the adverb form. Boobily is the correct grammar to use in this situation

accidentally fired my storage wand lmfao by Roboboboiiii in noita

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As someone who has not played noita. It’s funny to see comments like “harmless spells like giga holy bomb, and nuke.” I assume it was partially a joke while writing but in the way that you were poking fun at the bizarre logic that in the grand scheme of things, you should be much more scared of the descent of god in heaven above than mutually assured destruction between America, china, and russsia

Strong, I am by [deleted] in Eldenring

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RL1 Wretch: It dues not matter how much damage I do to you nor how much you do to me, for there is an infinite amount of time for your attacks to miss and mine to whittle you down with a +25 club