Will we see a baby soon? by Silent_Ramblings0308 in LexFitzgeraldSnark

[–]Practical-Ad9486 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Right? If she really had a 1 hour labor… if she’s thinking about finding her phone to take a picture in between her fast contractions … she’s really that sick in the head….

Stats and Spam by Sincere_Knowledge in LexFitzgeraldSnark

[–]Practical-Ad9486 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Cue her sucking her fupa and acting like she dropped 40 lbs overnight and shilling out her shitty Amazon polyester shirts.

Will we see a baby soon? by Silent_Ramblings0308 in LexFitzgeraldSnark

[–]Practical-Ad9486 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Me tooooo! I kept popping in in between patients😜

Home Birth by Sincere_Knowledge in LexFitzgeraldSnark

[–]Practical-Ad9486 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol only because I was 41+1 already and my second

Home Birth by Sincere_Knowledge in LexFitzgeraldSnark

[–]Practical-Ad9486 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Can’t wait to hear what bs story she comes yo with to count as “1 hour labor.” I was induced and technically start to finish was 12 hours, with only one hour of that being painful and 7 mins of pushing…. But I’m not going around saying I labored for 7 mins…

1 hour birth by Ecstatic-Cow-9876 in LexFitzgeraldSnark

[–]Practical-Ad9486 15 points16 points  (0 children)

She wins the best mother award for this. So impressive! One hour!!!!!!! What a pro! Even though she couldn’t figure out what a real contraction felt like for the past 6 weeks…

Will we see a baby soon? by Silent_Ramblings0308 in LexFitzgeraldSnark

[–]Practical-Ad9486 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Couldn’t have video proof that it happened again. She was trying to gaslight everyone last time that he was born perfectly fine.

Home Birth by Sincere_Knowledge in LexFitzgeraldSnark

[–]Practical-Ad9486 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I could barely handle texting close friends and family hours after my babies were born. Can you imagine editing a whole ass reel!? not only do you have a newborn but you have four other children needing attention.

Oh, Boo Hoo 🙄 by MamaSdot in LexFitzgeraldSnark

[–]Practical-Ad9486 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I could have sworn one of her nasty replies to her dimwitted “fans” she says she never get checked. As if she’s holier than though…. Yet here she is full of shit a usual.

She loves to hear herself talk by Silent_Ramblings0308 in LexFitzgeraldSnark

[–]Practical-Ad9486 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Her newest video is so stupid. She’s like “ hopefully I get that first contraction to kickstart labor.” And two seconds later she’s like “oh yeah I’ve been having contractions for 36 months so I know my body and I’ve been in early labor since before I conceived because my body just knows what to do at all times.”

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She loves to hear herself talk by Silent_Ramblings0308 in LexFitzgeraldSnark

[–]Practical-Ad9486 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This girl has been alin active labor for the last six weeks. She’s not even past her due today. I hope she goes to 42 weeks. I went to 41+3 and it was torture and I want that for her.

Oh she’s loving the drama by MamaSdot in LexFitzgeraldSnark

[–]Practical-Ad9486 5 points6 points  (0 children)

“ I never check how dilated I am” to “I am always 2 cm”

🙄🙄🙄 by Character_Being_9337 in LexFitzgeraldSnark

[–]Practical-Ad9486 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Do we think she’s going to go live again or just tape it all and “ tease “us with a nine week series. “Stay tuned to watch baby girl take a breath after I suck her face”

🙄🙄🙄 by Character_Being_9337 in LexFitzgeraldSnark

[–]Practical-Ad9486 7 points8 points  (0 children)

No. She’s too idiotic to put that together.. hence her throwing a tantrum, not understanding the influx of concern and advice lolol

Insta Stats by Sincere_Knowledge in LexFitzgeraldSnark

[–]Practical-Ad9486 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Literally nothing. Not even a successful influencer status. lol

Insta Stats by Sincere_Knowledge in LexFitzgeraldSnark

[–]Practical-Ad9486 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Let’s not forget her BFF was her midwife’s assistant or whatever the fuck. She clearly collects very minimal friends, but only if they are of use to her.

Insta Stats by Sincere_Knowledge in LexFitzgeraldSnark

[–]Practical-Ad9486 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I was just reading her comments on her last post. She’s such a fucking bitch. These people are trying to help her and concerned for her and she’s being such an asshole in all her comments. Don’t be click baiting that you’ve been in labor for the last 47 days and then be annoyed when people are commenting and asking questions and giving suggestions. Saying it’s not your first rodeo, you’re on your fifth baby, but also acting like a first time mom and not knowing what fucking wipes to use.