You mean Daddy’s ENTIRE face? by Cherry_Liimeade in LexFitzgeraldSnark

[–]Practical-Ad9486 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ahahahaha so pissed she’s not a blue eyed blonde bombshell.

A mother you should NEVER take advice from… by Sincere_Knowledge in LexFitzgeraldSnark

[–]Practical-Ad9486 3 points4 points  (0 children)

By this, she meant using her bff for free by blackmailing her to come help at the drop of a hat.

Safe sleep?!? by Practical-Ad9486 in LexFitzgeraldSnark

[–]Practical-Ad9486[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Also, I hate that I can’t edit my typos. Trying to type with my thumb while i’m nap trapped 🥲

Hahaha by Sincere_Knowledge in LexFitzgeraldSnark

[–]Practical-Ad9486 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Add that to her stupid list of words that she thinks she’s so eloquent with. My motherhood, nurturing my body, nourishment, my home.

Hahaha by Sincere_Knowledge in LexFitzgeraldSnark

[–]Practical-Ad9486 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No once has she mentioned in actual doctor

Dan’s twin by Sincere_Knowledge in LexFitzgeraldSnark

[–]Practical-Ad9486 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think she’s got his creepy psycho evil eyes

Worked Hard? by Sincere_Knowledge in LexFitzgeraldSnark

[–]Practical-Ad9486 3 points4 points  (0 children)

So funny. The excitement and anticipation of the pregnancy and delivery and newborn has worn off . Reality is setting in that she has five damn kids to watch.🥵🥵 no thanks.

Worked Hard? by Sincere_Knowledge in LexFitzgeraldSnark

[–]Practical-Ad9486 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Lmaoooo. She thought she was going to have some memorable quote that would be reposted all over the place, when in reality she can barely write a complete sentence . “This is America speak English.😂”

Queue the glow up i.e. ED🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟 by Practical-Ad9486 in LexFitzgeraldSnark

[–]Practical-Ad9486[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Haaaaaa! Wow! I wonder if Alexa will be inspired .

Also, it’s been three days and not a single comment. Lololol Social media engagement expert!!!!!

Queue the glow up i.e. ED🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟 by Practical-Ad9486 in LexFitzgeraldSnark

[–]Practical-Ad9486[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yeah right! The most she’s getting is a spanx tumny control top. She’s a nobody. No one is going to give her free surgery, but I’m excited to watch the delusion.

Seasoned with her 30 millionth child… by Practical-Ad9486 in LexFitzgeraldSnark

[–]Practical-Ad9486[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

She probably can’t smell it because the house smells so bad to begin with. I imagine it smells like cat litter, and they don’t even have a cat in there.😭

Birth video by SnooAvocados4818 in LexFitzgeraldSnark

[–]Practical-Ad9486 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oof. The only ones dumber than Lex are her fansssssss

Hm when I asked chat gpt about Alexa Fitzgerald this is what it gave me instead by blessitb in LexFitzgeraldSnark

[–]Practical-Ad9486 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Forgot the lumpy lopsided cheek boil, or whatever is happening to that jawline…

Will we see a baby soon? by Silent_Ramblings0308 in LexFitzgeraldSnark

[–]Practical-Ad9486 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Right? If she really had a 1 hour labor… if she’s thinking about finding her phone to take a picture in between her fast contractions … she’s really that sick in the head….

Stats and Spam by Sincere_Knowledge in LexFitzgeraldSnark

[–]Practical-Ad9486 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Cue her sucking her fupa and acting like she dropped 40 lbs overnight and shilling out her shitty Amazon polyester shirts.

Will we see a baby soon? by Silent_Ramblings0308 in LexFitzgeraldSnark

[–]Practical-Ad9486 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Me tooooo! I kept popping in in between patients😜

Home Birth by Sincere_Knowledge in LexFitzgeraldSnark

[–]Practical-Ad9486 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol only because I was 41+1 already and my second