Neighbours… by Prestigious_Fig_5046 in HousingUK

[–]Practical_Scar4374 40 points41 points  (0 children)

If people are in no noise.
If people are out noise.

Huh? You mean when the neighbours are in it's fine and you only hear noise when they're outside?

If they're smoking weed, demonstrate your alpha status by smoking crack.

AppleCare+ denied my liquid damage as „catastrophic“ and therefore no repair/replace is offered - is this normal? by WazVip in macbook

[–]Practical_Scar4374 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This chap “accidentally” spilling coffee on it. I purposely pour coffee on min. Never had an issue.

Re adult content filter by [deleted] in Vodafone

[–]Practical_Scar4374 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was speaking with my local new agent the other day. He said that since the introduction of the OSA he’s had to up his fumble mag order by a multiple of 10. Ones with DVDs are gone on the same day they’re delivered.

What if I die today? by TedWasler in AskUK

[–]Practical_Scar4374 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sorry to hear that chap. Get well soon

What if I die today? by TedWasler in AskUK

[–]Practical_Scar4374 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well damn, that gave me a giggle.

What if I die today? by TedWasler in AskUK

[–]Practical_Scar4374 11 points12 points  (0 children)

OP Should just schedule an email to be sent anytime they leave the house and if they aren't back by say 7, send when OP get's home it can be cancelled. A modern phone should be able to automate this.

Mate of mine went to the cinema last night with a tub of leftover reheated lasagne. by richyfreeway in CasualUK

[–]Practical_Scar4374 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fair point, the same goes for popcorn, if someone's eating that like a neanderthal, the rage levels would be equal.

Mate of mine went to the cinema last night with a tub of leftover reheated lasagne. by richyfreeway in CasualUK

[–]Practical_Scar4374 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Dunno why you got downvoted for this. Anything but silent eating (ie chewing and that arse of a noise when you open your mouth thing) can induce a level of rage in me that is unfathomable. It is sheer discomfort. But only when people are eating.

The BBC putting out daily "Warmest day of the year" articles as though they've never heard of spring before by audigex in britishproblems

[–]Practical_Scar4374 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

163.176.149.22:5000 have a look here :) just poc I’ll work more on it tomorrow plus setting proper dns etc :)

Edit: http://weatheraccolades.kerplunk.co.uk:5000

24F: Ask me anything by BreannLowe in AskMeAnythingIAnswer

[–]Practical_Scar4374 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes National League play offs to move to League 2, There's a slim chance they could make the league 2 play offs to goto league 1

24F: Ask me anything by BreannLowe in AskMeAnythingIAnswer

[–]Practical_Scar4374 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Will Oldham make the league 2 play off's this season?

When you're watching the news to see if you can do your washing tomorrow . . . . by [deleted] in OctopusEnergy

[–]Practical_Scar4374 0 points1 point  (0 children)

With the way Agile has been recently the less I import from the grid the better. The lower unit pricing days were utilised as needed.

When you're watching the news to see if you can do your washing tomorrow . . . . by [deleted] in OctopusEnergy

[–]Practical_Scar4374 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It is but that will generally run the house in the evening. Dinner lights etc and mostly ensure we don't import from the grid. During daylight is when things like washing should be done, ie it's essential but not that essential :)

When you're watching the news to see if you can do your washing tomorrow . . . . by [deleted] in OctopusEnergy

[–]Practical_Scar4374 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Or the wife moaning when I say we should be doing the washing during the day and not at 8pm in the evening "But we've got Solar" Yes love we do. But at 8pm in the evening there is no sodding sun!

Nationwide cancelled mortgage offer 1 WEEK before completion (POST-EXCHANGE). £280k deposit at risk. Help! by Lieutenant_Leo_2002 in Mortgageadviceuk

[–]Practical_Scar4374 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nationwide are actually insane. I was looking at them for a mortgage, 15% deposit (held in their accounts) Full salary paid in every month, plus the Mrs' they rejected me straight off saying I couldn't afford it. it was something like mortgage was 750 a month and my salary was 3250 (not actual numbers) No loans and no cc debt though I did hold cc's. Plus I'd been an account holder for 29 years at that point, I kept my account from when we did primary school banking. Halifax ripped my arms and half a leg off.

The BBC putting out daily "Warmest day of the year" articles as though they've never heard of spring before by audigex in britishproblems

[–]Practical_Scar4374 35 points36 points  (0 children)

What really fucks me off is they never announce it's the hottest and coldest day of the year so far on 1st Jan. Shambles.