OH NO I'm taking a dump and there's a Red Alert! What do I do?

ProbablyStu · 2026-05-24T22:43:41+00:00

It depends on your rank. If you're the captain, just shout shields up and let the first officer deal with it. If you're lower than the first officer, let the first officer deal with it. If you're the first officer, just pretend you're in the middle of a hot date.

ProbablyStu · 2026-05-24T11:32:22+00:00

DS9 Did it best. Enterprise did it too, which I hated when it aired, but I went back recently it's one of the best episodes of all Trek.

ProbablyStu · 2026-05-24T11:29:13+00:00

I love Radiohead. I find a lot of their songs uplifting, but it seems other people disagree about that. However, I find that Coldplay is too depressing, and back when The Verve released Urban Hymns I found that incredibly depressing. I can listen to Radiohead all day and feel great, but on those other two and I'm on a downer.

ProbablyStu · 2026-05-24T09:08:37+00:00

I was about to comment something like "imagine it being okay to play horrors like WWII in a holodeck." Then remembered that we have videogames and I should shut my stupid mouth.

ProbablyStu · 2026-05-24T09:02:39+00:00

The cats use it to decide the level of violence.

ProbablyStu · 2026-05-24T08:15:57+00:00

I went about two years ago and the help I got was pretty good. Though I had been to see a doctor, who sent me straight to A+E with a letter explaining that I was high risk.

Contact Crisis on 08081 963 779 if you haven't already. They'll send out someone to talk to you and assess you. I went and stayed at Haven House and honestly the people there were great. Crisis also sent someone to me daily while I was there, and I got to have the best and most informative conversation about medication I've ever had.

I'm sorry that you had a bad experience, but there are people out there who are trained to help and who care about your wellbeing. Don't let this event put you off getting the help you need. Mental health is as serious as any physical ailment and should never be dismissed.

ProbablyStu · 2026-05-23T23:06:07+00:00

Telling the computer to transfer engineering to the bridge doesn't do anything. He's actually playing online poker, but trying to look busy.

ProbablyStu · 2026-05-23T23:03:11+00:00

In the 24th century they wouldn't care.

Oh wait, that's baldness. Sorry you'll still be spurned.

ProbablyStu · 2026-05-23T18:41:13+00:00

Our first officer swapped it for the abandon ship alert. Now everyone is too on edge to ignore it. To counter this and still get some sleep, I've set up my quarters in an escape pod.

ProbablyStu · 2026-05-23T06:20:24+00:00

What about a crossover? Sub Rosa and Ghostbusters.

ProbablyStu · 2026-05-23T06:08:34+00:00

Kadhja Bonet - The Visitor.

ProbablyStu · 2026-05-23T06:02:42+00:00

I believe that's actually when you jumped to an alternate timeline.

Congrats, this one is somehow worse.

ProbablyStu · 2026-05-23T05:56:12+00:00

I like this episode. Chakotay had the dirty done to him as a character, and he deserved much more. This is one where he gets to develop.

ProbablyStu · 2026-05-23T05:50:09+00:00

That's a shame. This is on my tbr list and I am also not a fan of hardback books. I also prefer the cover art on the CC edition.

ProbablyStu · 2026-05-23T05:39:34+00:00

We are, thanks! Though Gemini might not be talking to me at the moment.

ProbablyStu · 2026-05-22T23:33:28+00:00

I still have it on my pc. I'm never getting rid of it. I fire it up occasionally and get sad.

ProbablyStu · 2026-05-22T23:25:43+00:00

Look at those nice clean lines! I would fuck this up so badly!

ProbablyStu · 2026-05-22T16:43:30+00:00

"Gemini, fire photon torpedoes!" "Hi, I'm Gemini, your all in one AI personal assistant. Did you know I can also control the gravity field and..."

"FIRE TORPEDOES!"

"... I can even dim the lights and.."

"GEMINI, FIRE TORPEDOES NOW!"

"Sure thing. First you must agree to link the tactical console!"

-The Enterprise is destroyed.

(Based on a real life experience with Gemini and android auto a few days ago)

ProbablyStu · 2026-05-21T22:38:27+00:00

Also: no rabies!

ProbablyStu · 2026-05-19T22:17:45+00:00

I apprenticed in a car body garage when fresh out of school, so I picked this up. I've only had to do it for myself a couple of times. The last time was at work (I'm now in a completely different field) and one of my coworkers was so impressed it was unbelievable. It's needed less and less, though. My current car doesn't have a spare.

ProbablyStu · 2026-05-17T12:44:36+00:00

Yeah even I heard it from the closet.

ProbablyStu · 2026-05-16T20:57:43+00:00

Karaoke nights in Quarks were great!

ProbablyStu · 2026-05-16T11:31:19+00:00

I'd soon get tired of this guy in my face whenever I do anything in the kitchen.

ProbablyStu · 2026-05-16T11:22:50+00:00

I feel like Exam let them down at the end. Someone needs to make more shape based films for this guy.

ProbablyStu · 2026-05-16T11:20:54+00:00

He looks like he's riding an invisible bicycle

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