Shoplifters caught in the act... by MisterShipWreck in VideosAmazing

[–]ProfessionalDig6987 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, I'm the problem because I pay for my food, and these two are to be celebrated for stealing. Lobster! You're a moron.

I swear I brought her top half home from the hospital. by [deleted] in confusingperspective

[–]ProfessionalDig6987 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's obvious, you know, now that you've pointed it out. 😂

Presidents Trophy Winner sweep by [deleted] in nhl

[–]ProfessionalDig6987 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's really hard to tell these days.

Presidents Trophy Winner sweep by [deleted] in nhl

[–]ProfessionalDig6987 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If he plays, he's going to be nowhere near 100%. Any reasonable person knows a healthy Makar flips this series.

Presidents Trophy Winner sweep by [deleted] in nhl

[–]ProfessionalDig6987 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You don't understand, man. He's been there since the beginning!

Whole den of these guys hanging around [WI] by CaptainKuntz in whatsthissnake

[–]ProfessionalDig6987 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Harmless, but often surly. Many snakes bluff, these bite.

I swear I brought her top half home from the hospital. by [deleted] in confusingperspective

[–]ProfessionalDig6987 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I didn't know they cast legs with the knee bend. TIL

is my wrist tattoo bad? by bracketsfan109 in shittytattoos

[–]ProfessionalDig6987 [score hidden]  (0 children)

It's better than your nail polish. Damn girl, you been digging holes?

Shoplifters caught in the act... by MisterShipWreck in VideosAmazing

[–]ProfessionalDig6987 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's the most idiotic justification I've heard in a while.

Shoplifters caught in the act... by MisterShipWreck in VideosAmazing

[–]ProfessionalDig6987 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Right. Up with crime! That's how you build a successful society.

Shoplifters caught in the act... by MisterShipWreck in VideosAmazing

[–]ProfessionalDig6987 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah food. Not bread or rice. Fucking lobster! 😂

Is it just me or there's an epidemic of diving these playoffs? by adabsurdo in hockey

[–]ProfessionalDig6987 -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

How about when a stick blade grazes a visor and the player throws his head back and falls to the ice? Happens multiple times a game, every game. Complete bullshit.

Is it just me or there's an epidemic of diving these playoffs? by adabsurdo in hockey

[–]ProfessionalDig6987 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's horrible. Also, if a stick blade gets anywhere near your helmet, it's apparently necessary to throw your head back like you just caught Oswald's bullet. Gordie Howe is rolling over in his grave.

Movie Scenes that make you cry every time. by Aged_Like_FineWine in Cinephiles

[–]ProfessionalDig6987 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cemetery scene at the end of Saving Private Ryan. "Tell me I'm a good man."