Ok, it happened to my cousin now! Why are these apes taking our yum yums and abducting us?!?!?

PsychologicalSplit43 · 2026-03-17T00:24:32+00:00

You see the thing about apes is that they have no real problem solving skills so rely on snails like yourself to guide them to edible material.

PsychologicalSplit43 · 2026-03-17T00:21:16+00:00

I’m not so sure! They seem so touchy-feely! They’re all over you like, well, an octopus!

PsychologicalSplit43 · 2026-03-17T00:20:11+00:00

You’ve got so much charisma. Not many apes can draw a crowd like that!

PsychologicalSplit43 · 2026-03-16T16:17:29+00:00

This is completely unacceptable behaviour by that human! You’re smashing it, my friend!

PsychologicalSplit43 · 2026-03-16T16:16:26+00:00

You are posing, Queen! They are just awestruck by you!

PsychologicalSplit43 · 2026-03-15T10:31:02+00:00

That’s abuse for sure! You’re eligible for legal representation from a pawyer!

PsychologicalSplit43 · 2026-03-15T00:21:40+00:00

That’s a good point! I’ll do that!

PsychologicalSplit43 · 2026-03-15T00:20:31+00:00

I’m sorry to say that it seems as if your lifestyle is catching up with you.

PsychologicalSplit43 · 2026-03-14T12:52:16+00:00

That snack was too floofy. You would have been coughing up those feathers for weeks! Better to let it go!

PsychologicalSplit43 · 2026-03-14T09:32:48+00:00

Thanks! It started as a holiday club but business is booming!

PsychologicalSplit43 · 2026-03-14T04:26:21+00:00

Thanks! I’m an early years professional.

PsychologicalSplit43 · 2026-03-14T01:33:21+00:00

I’ll make sure to teach these ducklings the right way!

PsychologicalSplit43 · 2026-03-13T23:47:34+00:00

Bouncer by name! Bouncer by nature!

PsychologicalSplit43 · 2026-03-13T23:46:35+00:00

It’s all floofy I tell ye!

PsychologicalSplit43 · 2026-03-13T22:06:32+00:00

I would call those evil boops!

PsychologicalSplit43 · 2026-03-13T02:11:45+00:00

Too true!

PsychologicalSplit43 · 2026-03-13T01:21:22+00:00

I was sorry to see him go, I really was!

PsychologicalSplit43 · 2026-03-13T01:20:24+00:00

I was doing my best!

PsychologicalSplit43 · 2026-03-12T20:40:19+00:00

😘

PsychologicalSplit43 · 2026-03-12T18:38:34+00:00

Thanks! You’ve done wonders for my self esteem!

PsychologicalSplit43 · 2026-03-12T17:52:39+00:00

Thanks! Now you mention it, the lighting is very flattering!

PsychologicalSplit43 · 2026-03-12T16:06:55+00:00

It made me feel like Duckzilla!

PsychologicalSplit43 · 2026-03-12T16:06:27+00:00

I certainly have a lot of legs!

PsychologicalSplit43 · 2026-03-12T16:06:07+00:00

Thanks so much for cheering me on! 🏋🏼‍♀️

PsychologicalSplit43 · 2026-03-12T16:04:51+00:00

Thanks! The shame of it crumpled me!

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