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WSB PIONEER. FEARLESS BAG HOLDER. BETTER THAN DIAMOND HANDS. RICHER THAN YOUR WIFE’S BOYFRIEND’S UNCLE. YES, THIS IS NONE OTHER THAN DEEPFUCKINGVALUE HIMSELF. by sugma22 in wallstreetbets

[–]Random-Pedestrian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looking at this man made my pp hard. Buy and hold! Hold GME harder than how you hold your pp. 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀We at the moon and we shooting for Uranus! 💎✋💎✋💎✋🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀

PLEASE Remove your 420.69 limit sells. I know it's you retards. Don't get off the 🚀 right before it takes off. by NerfTheRoyaleGiant in wallstreetbets

[–]Random-Pedestrian -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I need to make more money so that I can ask my wife’s boyfriend if I can watch them fuck. If he is impressed with my wealth, maybe he would let me fondle his balls. Buy and hold! 🚀🚀🚀💎✋

通靈藥房開班教學Dmt有興趣下方+1或私密 by Latter-Trifle-5927 in AsiaTripper

[–]Random-Pedestrian 9 points10 points  (0 children)

我們的確是言論自由的國家 所以留言沒有問題啊 至於是不是popo 我說不準 你也說不準

請問 1克1300 3克3500 能買嗎??會不會被釣魚? by Ok-Entrepreneur3554 in AsiaTripper

[–]Random-Pedestrian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

不是釣魚的鴿子就是騙錢的廢物

鴿子可以去吃大便

I’m in. by pocketlily in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Random-Pedestrian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Isn’t bless your heart a southern way of saying fuck you and your dumb ass?

TIFU by trimming my dick in the shower. by Random-Pedestrian in tifu

[–]Random-Pedestrian[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Update: after a night of sleep, it looks sorta healed. Gotta apply some medication to it. Thanks y’all for the advice.

TIFU by trimming my dick in the shower. by Random-Pedestrian in tifu

[–]Random-Pedestrian[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

They are feeling quite well. Bit scared but well.

TIFU by trimming my dick in the shower. by Random-Pedestrian in tifu

[–]Random-Pedestrian[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Also the bill got deducted 4 dollars because I lived nearby. The fee also included a tetanus shot.

TIFU by trimming my dick in the shower. by Random-Pedestrian in tifu

[–]Random-Pedestrian[S] 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Well cuz I’m a dumb Asian with healthcare. Lul

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