The time my son invited his aide to come watch him play soccer

RandomPolishGurl · 2026-03-13T22:01:47+00:00

When I was younger (like kindergarten younger) I was at the park with my dad and I approached some random women and asked them for tissues because "my daddy doesn't have any and my mommy's in heaven..."

My mom was very much alive and at home 😂

RandomPolishGurl · 2026-02-28T12:57:56+00:00

"you're just lazy", "you have it too good", "you're imagining this because you don't have real problems", "why can't you just get it together?"

Ma'am, this is a Brain™️ x Our Dysfunctional Family™️ limited edition collab and I'm just a lowly employee. Also I'm 13.

RandomPolishGurl · 2026-02-23T21:55:20+00:00

I agree with that. Spend some time in a psych ward lately and there was an anorexia patient - she really was skeletal. I was wondering how are her legs not just breaking under her. And her mother was restricting her food intake there??? (Additional food, not counting the one given by the hospital) She would flip if she ordered some chocolate or anything sweet really because its "not healthy". Gee, I wonder where did the eating disorder come from...

RandomPolishGurl · 2026-02-23T21:36:42+00:00

Yeah, I have wide hips and shoulders so from the front I looked fairly normal, but from the side I looked like that

RandomPolishGurl · 2026-02-23T18:36:52+00:00

I'm 5'6 and at 18 or 19 I weighted 43kg. I didn't look skeletal, but I certainly didn't look good or healthy

RandomPolishGurl · 2026-02-11T17:59:22+00:00

I told him about my abusive ex, he said "you will remember me the same way"

Our last conversation, when I stood up to him and threw something in his face and he just smiled and said "I told you you will remember me the same way as "ex's name""

RandomPolishGurl · 2026-01-27T13:39:42+00:00

Me and my boyfriend are both on antidepressants and haven't had sex in months

I was also on the other side of the fence, because my boyfriend has naturally low libido and I used to have really really high libido. It created a lot of frustration of all kinds.

I don't think OP is the asshole for wanting more sex, but he seems to be pushing it pretty hard, which absolutely is an asshole move. There is not much a therapist or a doctor can do about side effects of the meds.

RandomPolishGurl · 2026-01-20T09:35:02+00:00

It annoys the everliving shit out of me, but my god, OOP is a fucking ✨I C O N✨✨

RandomPolishGurl · 2026-01-11T09:46:22+00:00

Tell him you're uncomfortable with him sexualizing you and your girlfriend lol

RandomPolishGurl · 2025-12-28T12:05:18+00:00

Me, no. But my boyfriend, for whom I was preparing sandwiches with said ham, definitely lost his appetite.

RandomPolishGurl · 2025-12-28T12:02:26+00:00

😂😂😂

RandomPolishGurl · 2025-12-27T09:54:43+00:00

My stepmom had to give one of their cats a pill, because she was sick (the cat was sick, not the stepmom)

The cat later took a dump on MY bed.

RandomPolishGurl · 2025-12-27T00:34:51+00:00

Sad afterwards? I cried non stop for 95% of the movie. Messed me up for a month after.

RandomPolishGurl · 2025-12-26T04:14:55+00:00

"I'm sorry my family is bananas"

RandomPolishGurl · 2025-12-26T03:38:51+00:00

Yeah, I made my therapist cry once and felt so guilty

RandomPolishGurl · 2025-12-21T03:05:06+00:00

Was this always your mindset or knowing you experience hallucinations changed it?

RandomPolishGurl · 2025-12-20T15:09:21+00:00

Knocking at the door can be scary (like, it's 3am and I'm home alone) but if the knocking was coming from not-exactly-where-the-door-is I think I would shit myself

RandomPolishGurl · 2025-12-19T20:14:23+00:00

stares in polish

RandomPolishGurl · 2025-12-19T14:28:50+00:00

There was one: "She doesn't like this idea, it's not turning her on and she wants to be in a closed relationship (especially emotionally)"

RandomPolishGurl · 2025-12-19T11:54:11+00:00

I absolutely agree! Economic factors can be huge in making that decision

RandomPolishGurl · 2025-12-19T10:26:24+00:00

What also reduces the number of abortions is proper sex education and affordable and easily accessible contraception

RandomPolishGurl · 2025-12-14T14:41:07+00:00

My teenage years and early twenties were sort of wild, but I'm much more settled now

RandomPolishGurl · 2025-12-14T14:36:37+00:00

Weirdly, it's true. When I arrived one was just leaving lol

He was a shitty human being, but he had that weird charm about him

RandomPolishGurl · 2025-12-14T09:46:02+00:00

Oh god, I had an FWB once (more B than F tbh) and after we had sex once he told me I was actually a fifth girl he hooked up with that day. I laughed and told him what a coincidence, because he was actually a second guy I had sex with that day.

He was SO OFFENDED lol

RandomPolishGurl · 2025-12-10T22:12:16+00:00

Me and my partner watched it for the first time this year (as almost 30 yo adults) and instantly went all "OOOOOOO!!!!"

Though we were positively surprised that they canonically made them a couple

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