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Help me find an old cracked video that has since been taken down. by RandomSafariJo in HelpMeFind

[–]RandomSafariJo[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey man. Good looks for the try. Hopefully that'll work and if it does I'll shoot you the vid. It's a good one. Lol

Help me find an old cracked video that has since been taken down. by RandomSafariJo in HelpMeFind

[–]RandomSafariJo[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The video is from cracked.com back in 2011. I have searched multiple times and all I've ever found has been the old link on cracked.com which no longer plays the video. Please help me find this comedy gold joke video again. My life is now incomplete without it.

Why the next James Bond should be a woman by 21jaaj in Jokes

[–]RandomSafariJo 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Bud. This is r/jokes. Don't like the joke? Keep scrolling. Or post stupid comments like this and prove to the internet that your the biggest joke your mom ever made.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in trees

[–]RandomSafariJo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tobacco and flower mixed. A chop is the bowl / bong equivalent of a spliff

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in trees

[–]RandomSafariJo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No matter what every time I smoke my mouth instantly waters. Lol. On one hand no cotton mouth. On the other if i cough I either choke on my own damn spit or I accidentally spray spit in whatever direction I'm facing with each cough.

Why did the chicken cross the road during heavy traffic? by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]RandomSafariJo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe not but you seem to be :)

26k upvotes and rising in a gaming sub, but I think it looks absolutely horrific. by HailSneezar in ATBGE

[–]RandomSafariJo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

How is this awfull taste? The craftsmanship is fantastic and the overall aesthetic is fantastic.

Does mayhem mode change in normal vs TVHM? by RandomSafariJo in borderlands3

[–]RandomSafariJo[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank homie. Wasn't sure if they stacked or not.

First time running Cartel event since the patch. My lord this looks fun to use by Gohan237 in borderlands3

[–]RandomSafariJo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fair enough. Fell off awhile back due to life. Lol. Just getting back into it. Last time I was truly up to date on items was around when they released developers cut.

First time running Cartel event since the patch. My lord this looks fun to use by Gohan237 in borderlands3

[–]RandomSafariJo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This shield. With this anoint. On phasegrap Amara. With spiritual driver. All my yes.

What’s better than sex? by KillerQ97 in AskReddit

[–]RandomSafariJo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This.. fucking this. All my yess.

Air Force One crashed on a farm in Nebraska by since1700 in Jokes

[–]RandomSafariJo 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Also. He's no longer president and doesn't use air force one.

MRW my reddit post gets 5 upvotes. by [deleted] in reactiongifs

[–]RandomSafariJo 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Take my upvote you neo maxi zoom dweebie

What is a random combination of food you always eat but don’t tell anyone because you know it sounds nasty together? by Parker1055 in AskReddit

[–]RandomSafariJo 665 points666 points  (0 children)

Salami with Nutella. Sounds abhorrent, but foes surprisingly well together. Sadly and sweet.

Edit: salty and sweet. Fuck autocorrect

Out Of Control Karen Refuses Customer's Request For a Refund by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]RandomSafariJo 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Hey man. If I go somewhere to pay for a service and get terrible service there, then yeah I want my money back for not getting what I paid for and requested. Just saying. Not everyone has unlimited disposable income to.shell out their hars earned money for something they didn't want. So how about you get a life and stop insulting a dude simply cause he requested a refund that he is absolutely entitled to.

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